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Jellybones Jones

@reclusivejerk.bsky.social
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Never not awkward. Your friendly-ish neighborhood ace-enby. Pittsburgh spornts yay. she/they

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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was excited for him at first because it was cool to see a local guy kind of make it big. But even his biggest fans have to have a bit of oversaturation fatigue at this point.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Double yoi!
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Police Academy: Steve Guttenberg's Scene
Alt: Police Academy: Steve Guttenberg's Scene
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s been his game for ages.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cool guitars are always a need.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s a real maneater.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Barenaked Ladyfingers
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 11/09/2026
25 years later, a reflection on the past, the present, and the future. islamtoday.substack.com/p/25-years-l...
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25 Years Later
A reflection on the past, the present, and the future
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What in the when in doubt pinky out?
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was just glad to find one that wasn’t Stephen-King-novel-based-movie or Sex and the City related for once.
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Carrie Fisher Laughs on Stephen Colbert Show
Alt: Carrie Fisher Laughs on Stephen Colbert Show
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saw them all in Canandaigua NY a few weeks ago. Excellent show.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Absolute masterpiece.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Reel Gargantuan Fish
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ok so seriously I cannot even take a small bag into a hockey game anymore to carry my inhaler and other medical items. How are these weirdos getting dildos through security (without walking funny enough to arouse suspicion)?
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That’s funny because I was just thinking about these shirts after my sister and I had a conversation about the Co-Ed Naked shirts that were popular around the same time.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I recently started doing sudoku as a way to stimulate my brain non-electronically. I’ve been thinking about digging out my playing cards and Yahtzee game as well. It’s nice to take a break from all the lights and sounds for a minute.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One of my favorite previous employer stories is the one where we had to do an employee satisfaction survey and management didn’t like the negative feedback they received so they threw them away and made us retake the survey.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Psych: Shawn and Gus - Come On, Son
Alt: Psych: Shawn and Gus - Come On, Son
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I spent way more time outside today than I should’ve and I am definitely paying the price. Asthma and migraine both activated. I was out trying to care for feral/stray cats that have nowhere to go to get out of the smoke. 😭
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’ve been a fan since his college days when he lifted our small school’s football team out of irrelevance. He definitely deserves more recognition than he gets.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This deserves to be on a tee shirt.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
An absolute masterpiece.
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is day-to-day with an upper body injury, per Lamoriello. Mitch McConnell has not resumed skating
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I knew the comments would be especially tasty this time.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Drag Mitch to Hell
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Easy to give up the games when you’re a Steelers fan and they just signed that exhausting prick for another season.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This happened to me but with music. Dropped out of college and have rarely touched my instruments since.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Glad I’m not the only one who thinks of this.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yikes at the amount of people showing their whole ass in these comments.
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TLDR Swinton @thedoodlebear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I love how everyone is acting like Zohran Mamdani talking in Mario Kart metaphors is somehow unbelievable. He's 34... you know bro has a ride or die favorite Pokemon type and is up to his eyeballs in debt to Timmy and Tommy.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I am still thoroughly convinced that Youppi is Gritty’s real dad.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hoist the cone!
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This will be on my gravestone.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Aaron abuse kills me 😭
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Enjoy! 🖤
A delivery person holds a cardboard box adorned with an address label. The caption reads: here’s that attention you ordered.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Saw this outside the Carnegie Museum earlier this week and immediately thought of @pghgraffiti.bsky.social
A no stopping sign with the word “fart” handwritten on it so that the sign appears to read “fart stopping.”
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 23/03/2026
Bonnie Shea is believed to be the first girl to play organized hockey in Duluth, back in 1951. She was just 7 years old. Now 81 years old, Shea is still playing.
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81 years young, trailblazing Duluth hockey player Bonnie Shea is still skating strong
Bonnie Shea is believed to be the first girl to play organized hockey in Duluth, back in 1951. Now 81 years old, Shea is still playing.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Puddles is my favorite… I’m actually wearing my Puddles shirt today.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Chilling on the porch with a couple of the neighborhood ferals. I call the tabby Brownie the Elf and the black floof Owly Girl but my SO insists that her name should be Gowron. They are lovely company as long as I don’t make any sudden moves or sounds.
A small brown short haired tabby cat with comically large eyes gazing into the camera.A small and extremely fluffy black long haired cat with big yellow owl-like eyes, posing on the porch step.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It is pretty crazy though. His dad was our high school’s football coach and I’m a few years older than Andrew, but I remember him performing water boy duties when he was little.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I hope he does well, but also I hope the Raiders aren’t just thinking “meh, our new OC was just a qb coach… good enough.” 😆
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ok so I know this has nothing to do with your post, but I just have to say how incredibly weird it is for me to see Andrew Janocko’s name mentioned in national discussions. We’re from the same small town and it’s mind blowing that anyone from there has climbed to NFL OC.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You know, it was a regime, not just one guy There not going to give up and start singing like the soldiers in THE WIZARD OF OZ
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I think I’m going to make a game of counting the “that’s not____” comments in your posts and seeing how many new feeds you’re reaching. Favorite content on this site, hands down.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I am a janitorial worker… is this why so many restrooms look like Jackson Pollock has decorated? I shall start referring to it as FlexSeal Ass.
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Now I miss having Guentzel in Pittsburgh twice as much.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Silver Fox edition Sid incoming.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I had to go into the accessibility menu and turn on the “reduce transparency” option because it was messing with me so much. Way to force stupid useless shit on everyone because you want it to look cool, Apple.
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Jellybones Jones @reclusivejerk.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
But… but… the internet is just for Americans… right?
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