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Teddy

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/07/2026
the classic walgreens sign "Get Your Shongles Shit Today"
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Winamp Skin: The X Files
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are SO back
a photograph of a person holding two wooden stools. the seats of the stools are "hilarious[ly ergonomic" per the Etsy listing. the stool seat on the left has, carved in relief, labia majora prints between two legs. the stool is designed the same, but rather than labia majora, it's testicles.
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Read the first edition pamphlet of Frederick Douglass' famous 1852 “What to the Slave Is the 4th of July?” speech. After he finished speaking there was “a universal burst of applause” and 700 copies of the pamphlet were subscribed to on the spot: publicdomainreview.org/collection/f... #July4th
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Cavaleiro Marginal @arthursemtavola.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Thales ZP @thaleszp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Novo "guia" para estudantes de história econômica, a partir de uma aula da pós em que mostro a alunos de economia como a área se desenvolveu no Brasil. osf.io/preprints/so...
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randumb.bsky.social @randumb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
jic floppy disks, print ad (1983) archive.org/details/loop...
the middle third of a woman wearing a red bikini (bottom only visible) with jic branding, laying down on her side. one of their floppy disks is sitting in the bikini bottom via its corner. a floppy disk stand is sitting in front.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/06/2026
the life and death of GameFAQS
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#Onthisday in 1837, Queen Victoria ascended to the throne and so began the Victorian era. Of the vast amounts of Victorian content on our site, this is perhaps our favourite — a dictionary of Victorian slang: publicdomainreview.org/collection/a…
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Brian Wasik @brianrwasik.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The HPV vaccine outcome epi just keeps getting better and better. From England, a 100% mortality reduction in the most recent female adult cohort (20-24yo) that had proper high coverage at ~12yo. Still one of the greatest ID AND oncology successes ever observed. www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
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Cervical cancer mortality trends following HPV vaccination in England, 2001–24: an analysis of population-based mortality data
Our findings provide the first robust national-level evidence, albeit observational, that high HPV vaccination coverage is associated with a substantial reduction in cervical cancer deaths. This is sh...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/06/2026
I See You...
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wild West (repost)
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Mark Hall @bobapril.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
As a postal carrier, I delivered a banana with the address written on the skin and the postage on a tag tied to the stem. It was still in good enough condition to eat.
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Mark Hall @bobapril.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Oops, I'm wrong - I DID get a pic. Been almost 15 years now, I forgot, but it was still in my photo albums.
A banana held on top of a scratched metal table. It shows a name and address inked on the skin, with first name and box number obscured - "Johnson, VSU Box Number - 1500 North Patterson Street, Valdosta, GA 31698."  An adhesive barcode sticker is wrapped around the top end.
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Akai ad from the 1980s
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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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QT 🔞 @forbiddenqt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This one still fuckin kills me
Tweet from Sean Leahy @thepunningman

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a strong, call a Bondulance"
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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The time the UK told a user in northern ireland that the program was only available in the UK while apologizing for The Troubles is another Irish Twitter classic
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just remembered this incredible chain by @hooks.bsky.social and friends.
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Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@lmonasterio.bsky.social "Se os alemães não conseguiram fazer o socialismo funcionar, então ninguém consegue" www.amazon.com.br/Politics-Eco...
Texto argumenta que havia alta expectativas, que foram frustradas, sobre o socialismo na Alemanha Oriental, pelo fato de se tratar de alemães
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
microsoft developers using SteamOS running Windows-native games through compatibility layers AS A BENCHMARK for their new Windows K2 optimizations is one of the funniest fucking things to happen thus far in this current iteration of the OS war
For gaming, Microsoft views steamOS as the benchmark, and is working to optimize the platform so that steamOS and Windows gaming performance are comparable. Within the next year or two, it believes that Windows will be able to truly compete head-to-head with steamOS in gaming performance on identical hardware due to foundational changes that are being made to the platform in the coming months.
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Apples are one of the most common health pickups in beat 'em up games. Here's a mini collage of apples from various beat 'em ups.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
dril drunk driving meme changed to read "car centric society may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people crash their cars in hilarious ways, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
After Alma Mahler married another man, the Austrian artist Oskar Kokoschka hired a puppet maker to recreate her as a life-size doll, complete with “fine, curly horsehair” on her “parties honteuses”. What he got, instead, was a monster made of swan skin: publicdomainreview.org/collection/a...
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Bryn ✶ ~,--,^^. @brynstellaris.diy · 21/04/2026
Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3
A fake install screen for Microsoft Windows 95. On the left quarter of the page is a teal panel showing the old wavy Windows logo, with "Microsoft Windows 95" written up its right side.

In the remaining space of the page, in black serif text on a white background, is the following text:

Title: Enjoy This While It Lasts

One of these days, the idea of just putting Windows on your computer
will be a distant memory.

Forget sharing a product code, your permission to use Windows will be stored on a centralized server where we can revoke your access at any time if we think you're not giving us enough money.

Adware installed by the manufacturer is "unthinkable?" Better start thinkin' it, buddy, 'cause that's FAR from the worst thing we're shoving into your PC. We'll even try to make you use a fake digital person that plagiarizes art and books and also lies to you.

Welcome to the future, motherfucker. You should probably just use Linux Mint instead.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The prophecy cannot be stopped
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This wonderful 1805 book exposes the reality behind various tricks and illusions of the day, beginning with arguably the most enigmatic of the tricks listed, that of the “Learned Pig”, or as the excellent frontispiece refers to it “The Pig of Knowledge”: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t...
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
good feeling when youre checking out some little guy on wikipedia and their infobox has the "least concern" circle
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Chuck @friendlyfangs.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
say yes ??
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(((Tendar))) @tendar.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
People in the Budapest Metro, Hungary, shouting: “Russians, go home!”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m so glad somebody directly estimated this. It’s even more extreme on a per capita basis. The average American retiree gets more than 10x more public spending than the average young person.
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Penn Wharton Budget Model
UNIVERSITY of PENNSYLVANIA
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Home Estimates Data v Learning v Blog About v Contact v
Table 1: FY 2025 Federal Outlays by Age Group
Age Group
Amount ($ Billions)
Share of Total Outlays
Share of Age-Assignable
Memo: Per Capita
Children & Young Adults (<26)
$448.9
6.4%
10.3%
$4,300
Working-Age Adults (26-64)
$1,220.2
17.4%
27.9%
$7,300
Retirees (65+)
$2,708.6
38.6%
61.9%
$43,700
All Ages Residual
$2,632.2
37.5%


Total
$7,010.0
100.0%
100.0%

• Notes, sources & data
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Winston Lin @linstonwin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Bilingual joke? French Wikipedia says the Poisson distribution is "not to be confused with Fisher's distribution" (the F-distribution) fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loi_de_...
Screenshot from "Loi de Poisson" (French Wikipedia article). It says, "Ne doit pas être confondu avec Loi de Fisher."
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/01/2025
PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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Will Kerslake @wkerslake.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A new contender for best headline
Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Marantz PMS-6000 turntable boombox (1982)
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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
print ad, imagery (1984) archive.org/details/bits...
a keyboard with coloured keys that match the american flag. behind it the sky.
text:
the all american keyboard
...that meets specs worldwide.
an illustration of a sticky note is in the left hand corner of the ad:
wireless keybaords too! call me at 1-312-578-3524
bob terwall
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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 24/03/2026
both chronologically and spiritually
Website screenshot reading:
One day closer to the end.
The launch of YouTube is now closer to the Chernobyl disaster than to today.

Followed by a timeline illustrating this:
Apr 26, 1986 → Feb 14, 2005 → Today
18 yrs, 10 mo to past event
21 yrs, 1 mo to today
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Nudelns @nudelns.eurosky.social · 24/03/2026
Ich finde ihr solltet das sehen
Es ist schwierig zu beschreiben, wie lustig das aussieht: ein manly Manwarrior aus einem komplett derivativen Computerspiel wurde derart auf die Disc gedruckt, dass zwei Finger perfekt den blanken Popo simulieren
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venceslaugama.bsky.social @venceslaugama.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Teddy @realurso.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
O economista Robert Mundell postulou a chamada trindade impossível, ou seja, que é impossível ter comida ao mesmo tempo deliciosa, vegana e saudável.
Embalagem da loja Mandy: delícias veganas saudáveis
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