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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did a dem seriously just try to introduce federal regulation trying to regulate BB guns as firearms? I didnt think they could get dumber on firearm laws but omfg lol this would at least retroactively makes sense to Minnesota Dems declaring .17 hmrs were bb guns last year

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There is ironically a lot of people at the Czech Slovak festival wearing... Vikings (Scandinavian lol) merch

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We get new Carly Rae Jepsen, honey revenge AND Taylor Acorn within a week? What a week for good music

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The more I learn history of the Byzantine empire the more it just feels like my life: it's just a series of massively hard fought wins that are immediately undone by absolutely unpredictable horribly timed critical hits

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What the fuck the orange line is actually perfectly on time today with the next 4 busses coming every 10 minutes????????? Is this a simulation

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

An actual case in point to not wasting the opening seconds of your Spotify as by introducing yourself: An ad break starts. Im already reaching for the f5 key. But in the two seconds it takes me to do so, I hear the words "Wendy's just released an emo album" and fuck, that grabbed my attention

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The lesbian bar thing is just an object lesson of how you have to at some point say “you are a crazy person, fuck off and go away”, like you can’t let yourself be ruled by the whims of people like that. Tell them to go to another bar.

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Rest in piss 343 studios, 15 straight years of ruining one of the most successful and well loved video game series of all time due to world record levels of pure incompetence and apathy. you will not be missed

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Probably the thing that makes me most roll my eyes at the current state of the c*vid conscious movement, it used to try to be data based &is now 100% emotion based Probably the funniest reply got last month was one saying I was going to die. Any idea how low chance of death is in endemic conditions?

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Has the govt ever considered uhmmmmmm not being the most evil entity possible by not deporting people to countries with active civil wars

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everything in this story is exactly why the COVID conscious community lost the battle so fucking hard and why we accomplished zero real public mitigations in six years. Virtual signalling over reality www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m... Nonpaywall archive.ph/2026.09.22-1...

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A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe

Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think I get on so well w lesbians because we have the same struggles in different contexts Lesbian friend: "Cole I want a gf so bad" Me: I feel that "Cole I can never tell when women are flirting w me" Me: I feel that "Cole she was so pretty I couldn't look her in the eyes" Me: I feel that

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So uh... If the federal court of appeals just struck down the interstate purchase rules for handguns ... Did that just create a loophole for NNs racist and dumb Saturday night special law??? $98 brand new .25 aluminum bullshit peashooters here we (once I consult a lawyer) (maybe) come!!!!!

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Took off my headphones, blaring Carly Rae Jepsen, only to figure out the thrift store I was in was also blaring Carly Rae Jepsen

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you see me running a vending booth at the sapphic book fair I promise you I am every bit as uncomfortable with the situation as people probably are seeing me: my friend with a booth has asked me to watch over it for 10 minutes. People keep automatically using "they/them" for me lol

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have decided to quit my job so that I can go back in time to 5th century Constantinople with 27 pallets of nerds candy where I will make a killing selling them as "Edible Rocks"

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Saw a guy running from the parking lot for the orange line after it had already taken off and it reminded me of when you accidentally leave a Pikmin behind and it futilely runs after the spaceship as it takes off for the night

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Probably vastly more interesting is my "I have biked/walked/jogged here" map on jan 1 2024 vs today

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Love that I found some screenshots I have of various map projects from a few years ago so I can compare them to today. My ebay sold to map in 2023 when I only had like 1.2k total sales or something vs today's 2.7k sales:

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

These would've got you bullied to death in Middle school lmao

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Saw a transit enforcement (or whatever we're calling them) ask a guy to turn his music off for the first time ever and the dude is having a COMPLETE meltdown and threatening them. I really think part of society is just, like, irreparably broken man

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Look I'm never going to stop dressing in ridiculous and unique ways and go fully normie-- but I do also absolutely slay in a suit I gotta say.

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring (I want to see this so bad now. He's be totally immune to it and politely treat orcs like regular people. They'd then try to kill him and hurt themselves trying)

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Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs

ALT: Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Making amortization projections in an excel sheet to see if I will ever be able to afford a house and titling the sheet "Try not to kill yourself while looking over these numbers challenge 2026 (IMPOSSIBLE)"

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I am having SUCH a rough week. The only close friend I have made in years is moving after only knowing them not even 6 months. I hope they get what they're looking for but I am really going to miss them.......

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Idk I hate Minneapolis sometimes man. Everytime I have ever crashed my bike literally no one has even stopped to ask if I'm okay. Just wallllllllllllllllllllk on by like they didn't see a thing.

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's fucking ridiculous that the orange line shelters have ZERO things you can stand behind to protect yourself from the sun especially when you have to wait TWENTY FIVE GOD DAMN FUCKING MINUTES for your EvErY tEn MiNuTeS bus

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The only thing I reflect about Charlie Kirks death is how easy people are to manipulate - that this country launched into deep mourning for a political pundit they had never heard of before, who was paid to push every idea he pushed, solely because politicians told them he WAS free speech incarnate

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I truly hate reddit sometimes man. No one actually knows the rules of every sub they post in and mods ALWAYS perma ban first offense Banned from r/minecraft for suggesting someone could pirate a game. lmfao.

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it’s me AC @wellgoshacs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

south minneapolis y’all you really need to keep your cats indoors, they’re so in danger outside

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

CHRISTMAS FUCKING MIRACLE I THINK IM DREAMING

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I (theoretically) have a Facebook marketplace meeting to sell this fucking Xbox 369 that has been listed for over a year with over 200 "Hi, is this available" messages, two no shows, and one guy pulling out the cash but backing out because it wouldn't connect to his (broken) hotspot

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ive said this before but I HAVE to say it again: the assheaded corporate decision to remove aux ports from EVERYTHING is the most persistent source of aggravation in my life Converters NEVER. FUCKING. WORK. Bluetooth headphones are either always dead or NEVER. FUCKING. PAIR. I am so mad.

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I was like kind of complaining about cleaning the house and then I realized......... No one can stop me from just, like, getting piss drunk while cleaning?????? Suddenly, the most fun activity of all time. Whole top floor is, in the words of Chapelle Roan, H O T T O G O

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

LOOK YOU GUYS NOODLES WERE ON SALE FOR 69 (nice) CENTS PER BOX THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO I HAD TO

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This idiot mistook my finger for a tree and tried to suck on me

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Third week and there are two in the yard tonight!! So now I'm wondering which one I saw the past few weeks

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

<3 both having and having made new close friends this year but omfg Im looking at receipts and I have to be spending like $300 a year or more on bday gifts

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sometimes but nothing groups are like "guys I've been asking for a single screwdriver for 3 weeks... Anyone? Please??????" And then other times it's completely clutch like a whole ass free takeout pizza one block away

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Matt @originalmattb.com · 05/09/2026

This is complete fabricated bullshit, and shame on @pattonoswalt.bsky.social for spreading it. The photo is from this Tennessee Lookout article from 2025. tennesseelookout.com/2025/06/27/s...

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Omg you can have the office of the president send out a birthday card for free An idea for your ironic humored friends

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Simply because random strangers on here last time told me it isn't appropriate to share my lives experience I'm going to do it again: I am bowling, hanging w friends & speedating this weekend then doing a movie night during the week. V happy with it, wouldn't be possible if I still never left

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Honestly like all neoliberal positions the "oh locking up product is good because shoplifting is bad" one drives me crazy because it only works if you take the most one dimensional view and examine it in a vacuum (just like their entire world view) *Deep breath* SO FIRST OF ALL: 🧵

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If I stopped streaming the Halo soundtrack, the defining music to my imagination in my terms into my 20s because the composer is a MAGA POS, you can stop watching mediocre garbage about wizard children that funds anti trans legislation

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Offbrand Ken From B*rbie @sdrockcab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I have extremely bad news for some of you re: denim trends As of fall 2026 low rise jeans are extremely back

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