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Pepito D’Bayan

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Maybe everything that dies some day comes back.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also, all weed culture is embarrassing. Yeah, admittedly, it’s super-fun, but you all look like dorks and should be ashamed of ALL the music you play.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m going to enviously-aggressive-bike all across Amsterdam. That’s for certain.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m on a ten day family trip in Europe, and maybe the oddest family secret I’ve exhumed is that my sister’s preferred social media provider is YouTube Shorts. Weird shit.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isis Theatre Winamac, IN
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it's me thirtyseven @thirtyseven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
PSA: Did you get a text from "Jennifer/Tom" asking your thoughts on Israel and wanting to "chat"? It's traced to Clock Tower X LLC, a company registered under FARA as a foreign agent for the Israeli government and run by Trump's 2020 campaign manager, Brad Parscale. TLDR: Israel is psy-opsing you.
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tallinn by night: traffic on Viru Square, Estonian SSR, 1978. Photo by Gustav German.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve heard there’s little difference between a passable beer and an exceptional one, which is why they aren’t especially notable; the gap between a good wine and great one is a chasm. I’m convinced the same can be said of American sci-fi vs the Western.
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Devin Thomas O’Shea @devintoshea.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Theater Fowler, IN
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Calvin and Hobbes cartoonist Bill Watterson expresses a Calvin-esque sentiment in a cycling self-portrait he drew for his college yearbook Happy #BicycleBirthday, Bill! Born July 5, 1958
Cartoon illustration featuring a young man riding a road bicycle on a country road. There's a thought bubble with the text: "Ah, I can take physics tests any day."
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Remember this article. It will continue to be read a hundred years hence as precisely describing how shoddy the output of everything late-Trump is. Great stuff.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
BUT. This guy took *four months off* without even informing the people who elected him. He would never - and in fact hasn’t! - supported anything even CLOSE to the care he got. I worked all kinds of jobs for years through awful, suicidal mental health crises, as have so many other people. 2.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There’s a lot of talk about lack of media literacy in people wanting to emulate Scorsese protagonists. I’m rereading some Kerouac, and, lemme tell ya, my whole generation of literate men thought these guys were so cool. These dudes suuuuuuck.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Why aren’t we all talking about the primary candidates for the IN 4th congressional district? Something weird’s happening here, but I can’t put my finger on it.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
they could never solve the mysteries because they could never concentrate working in an open office
a screenshot of the office from Unsolved Mysteries
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Can't Spell Cadaver Without Ada @mercury01.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit. *Rockapella bops on stage*
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
When people say that the economy being good feels completely disconnected from their lives, this is what they mean. Okay, shoes are AI now, and they get $50 million for that. Reading that sentence doesn't feel like getting bonked on the head with a bowling pin at all.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
How much is enough for these hogs? It used to be that they’d propose a landfill in a depressed community here—a for-profit prison there. Now they know they can take from everyone.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Twenty miles out from Lebanon, IN, and well past sunset, I could see the lights of the Meta data center brighter than any city light pollution I’ve ever experienced. This is no way to live.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Trump Administration Is Killing The U.S. Forest Service So It Can Also Kill U.S. Forests - defector.com/the-trump-ad...
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The Trump Administration Is Killing The U.S. Forest Service So It Can Also Kill U.S. Forests | Defector
When you cross into National Forest land, you are greeted with a sign boasting that you are entering into a “Land of Many Uses.” This proclamation hints at a mild contradiction within the U.S. Forest Service’s management of the forestland covering over a third of the United States. Since its inception over a century ago,…
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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NBA Cobwebs @nbacobwebs.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
March 22, 2005: “And boom goes the dynamite." A first quarter 3-pointer by Fred Jones ignites a viral catchphrase, and Vince Carter scores 33 PTS (13-21 FG) to lead the New Jersey Nets to a 98-91 win over the Indiana Pacers.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Me and the boys all bum rushing my General Practitioner BOLDLY transforming the concept of an appointment. noticias.foxnews.com/travel/3-nat...
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3 national parks slash red tape for Americans by boldly transforming visitor entry
National parks eliminate reservations as Arches, Glacier and Yosemite remove timed-entry systems for 2026 peak seasons. The park service announced the policy changes.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
How the fuck is Mrs Doubtfire a 2+ hour movie!?
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
No! The criticism of the Dems isn't that they never win elections, it's that they don't use power to solve the problems that got us here. Elite impunity, concentration of wealth, the unitary executive. Winning is only step 1
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Kevin Buist @kevinbuist.com · 13/01/2026
Incredible loser shit. Amazing.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Kellie and I are having a fight about what is meant by “Pro” in the Litter Robot PRO.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Entering our Too Lazy to Manufacture Consent era
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 31/12/2025
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
E-mail Addresses That Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
by Michael Ward
      
 
MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com

MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com

Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com

AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com

One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Let's make this the best Christmas. Ever. @theonion.com
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/12/2025
Merry Capitalism!
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'Always Be Closing' Christmas Lights
YouTube video by Esteban Peralta
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 18/01/2025
So deeply not kidding when I say that the current paradigm of "Gen AI" is doing deep, lasting harm to our ability to make knowledge, meaning, & truth w/ each other. Like… it's really fucking us up & if we don't stop it soon we're gonna see a kind of negative chaos frankly unimaginable to most ppl 👍🏾
screenshot of a Tumblr post from user ecofear yelling "what is HAPPENING" in response to a screenshot of a quotetweet from user @Ovichknox reading "this is so scary to me. i recommended a book to a friend recently and she came back to me a day later saying it was really good and i asked if she finished it already and she said "yeah i got chatgpt to summarise each chapter into 3 paragraphs to it was easy to read" 
which is replying to a tweet from @alz_zyd reading "Personally, I read a bunch of classics in high register in college. I guess it was fun. I recently ChatGPT'd Aristotle into readable English, finished it around 5x as fast as a translation, and felt l got the main gist of things. idk does the pain incurred…"

Followed by a a reblog from tumblr use  moonglade-poetess reading "Hey guys, with so much love, and as someone with an actual English degree:

Please just use Sparknotes if you're going to do this. I get it. I do. But chatgpt or other genAl shit doesn't actually know what's important for you to know, and in some cases it might fully make shit up. Use sparknotes. Failing that, talk to someone who did read it. I'm begging.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The Kalamazoo Gazette December 07,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True 

P1 - EVERETT IS RIDING A STREET CAR, SITTING ON THE BENCH AND READING A BOOK, 

WHEN A MAN STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM OPENS UP A NEWSPAPER, COMPLETELY COVERING EVERETT’S FACE, BLOCKING HIS LIGHT 

P2- EVERETT IS EXTREMELY AGGRAVATED BY THIS , EVERETT PUNCHES THE MAN IN THE FACE RIGHT THROUGH HIS NEWSPAPER, SENDING THE MAN BACKWARDS, HAT FLYING
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/11/2025
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetw…
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Mission accomplished
Police drug bust meme but it’s the two turtles on the table
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
“Woman retires”
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Indiana Capital Chronicle @indianacapitalchronicle.com · 09/10/2025
Indiana lawmakers revisit ‘cable pollution’ complaints as locals press for state oversight
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Indiana lawmakers revisit ‘cable pollution’ complaints as locals press for state oversight • Indiana Capital Chronicle
Indiana lawmakers on Wednesday revisited dormant, abandoned and low-hanging utility lines left behind by telecommunications companies.
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Jonathan C Slaght @jonathanslaght.com · 02/10/2025
***giveaway*** this signed, Advance Reader Copy of TIGERS BETWEEN EMPIRES (pub date 4 Nov 25 from @fsgbooks.bsky.social)! Like/Reskeet to enter! US addresses only! Will pick random winner on Thurs, 9 Oct 25 and ship quick. 🐅 #booksky
Bald, bearded man clutching a book with a tiger on the coverCover page of TIGERS BETWEEN EMPIRES, signed and stamped by a bald, bearded man
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Rick Perlstein @rickperlstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This pisses me off, given how he stole a chunk of one of Chicago's most precious parks to build his own grotesque pyramid.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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Pepito D’Bayan @realdeadnathan.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Can I get some prayer warriors mobilized for all the homies at Bloomingfoods? The colloidal silver types were wild back in the aughts. I can only imagine their ferocity now.
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