Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1mJust took the trash out and there were a dozen assorted moths on the flowers. Hell yeah for da night shift pollinators drinking dat sugar liquid. Unfurl dat proboscis and whatnot 000
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 10hI like how people have Mandela-affected themselves into believing construction projects take years. Fountain square started 11/5/2025 and all roads are reopened today. It was 6 blocks long. Get so fucked you fucking babies 070
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 10hYou can sit at pretty much an intersection in the city and watch people run reds in every direction every single light cycle. 293
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 11hRailroad cop caught me crossing tracks at lasalle again and tried to tell me to go back the way I came but I was already across the tracks. Knowing he would never exit his vehicle I continued on my journey to the twin aire McDonald’s. 150
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 13hA billion dollars to bury west street seems like a lot. They should have to do a tactical urbanism project to demonstrate the effectiveness and then only after a robust public feedback process be allowed to make any modifications. 070
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“All your generation did was f***ing let people get run over by f***ing cars and allow Trump to be f***ing elected." 🔥🔥🔥free my boy William! 161
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m ready for the first frost to kill some mosquitos 150
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Streets are telling me the water main on Washington exploded right in front of chick fil a downtown. Where will door dash drivers illegally park now? 080
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To curb all the electric motorcycles and other vehicles speeding on the Monon they are going to put in speed bumps 040
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is how they are protecting beer castle from being demolished 070
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For the Indianapolis Week Without Driving they replaced the monument on the circle with a flex post. 041
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not to brag but people are still shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood 010
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every person in my professional orbit decided they were going to call me and ask how to do their job today. “Hey I woke up and I’m completely lost. Can you tell me what I should be doing? I made a boom boom in my pants can you change my diapey?” 020
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Turning a flex post into a bong so I can double up on my microplastics and drug stack 062
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not to brag but I’ve been getting stupid the old fashioned way without having to use AI 000
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Put your stinky shoe in the microwave for 40 seconds to kill all odor causing bacteria. 230
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Have had the classic ortlieb back rollers since 2018 but recently got a set of the Sport Rollers that are much more appropriately sized. Back roller too big. 110
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My pre workout stack is two cups of coffee, a healthy bowel movement, and a 5mg edible. 010
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Friend group increased to include a second amputee tonight. Feels significant. 130
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One of my normie cousins asked me if I am familiar with bike party tonight. Uhh yeah I’ve been a few times. We should go together 060
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just watched a guy offer another guy a beer at a neighborhood event (not mine) and guy two said no thanks we rode bikes. Because you don’t refuse drinking when you are driving a car amirite 020
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Honey what event did you say you were going to tonight? 030
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pulling an Amex black out of a Velcro wallet 140
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you drop the streetview person on 18th street going east from post road in June 2024 image the color is all fucked up and there is a shapeless ghoul on the south side the whole time. Follows you the entire stretch. Pretty spooky 040
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Always a chanting chorus member. Never the sacrifice thrown into the volcano 000
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy beer at least doesn’t get hot outside season to all who celebrate 010
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this old pilot is a regular at the same bar as me and I hate him. I call him Fox News grandpa. He’s always saying shit like “you see illegal immigrants getting free healthcare all the time”. No you fucking don’t, grandpa. If you are going to lie to me don’t disrespect me with that weak sauce 060
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Skitching on the back of a DPW Ops truck as it drives up the Monon trail at 24 mph 020
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can’t get this out of my head 070
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Does anyone know if it would be illegal for me to tell Ron Gibson I think he deserved to get his house shot up but also that I think he did it to himself 010
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Heard a ruckus and came outside to my rooster beating the shit out of a hawk. Maybe I won’t eat him 010
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh NOW we are getting touchy about people dying at the Roman coliseum? Woke has gone too far 030
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel like a business closing because of nearby construction is actually an indictment of people’s unwillingness/inability to walk a few blocks. There were zero points during red line/blue line/purple line/broad ripple/ftsq construction where I couldn’t get to where I wanted to go. 093
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was explaining how frustrated I was about someone not taking me seriously because I was wearing shorts and showed up on a bike to a coworker and she was like “at least you can go home and change. now you are one step closer to understanding being a woman”. God dammit! 120
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why is everyone working so hard? We are on a trajectory for 4C temp increase. We should be fucking off. And sucking and fucking. Etc 241
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love reporting auto repair shops for zoning violations like outdoor storage of materials. The MAC has made it very easy to do this and after around 45 days you do see results. 180
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Mayoral campaign based around punitive measures against dog owners. 151
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My thoughts on the cowboy getting interviewed because he is experiencing something affecting him directly for the first time ever? I understand why Stalin had all those people put against the wall. 020
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026MC Sheriffs: well if you didn’t want us to rough up members of the public why did you interrupt my nap? 030
Reposted by Art official spintelligencedrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026don't be scared! 020922
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Having sex with my coworker (working from home) 120
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yesterday at Whole Foods my peanut butter cups rang up twice and then I thought oh I’m actively stealing like 4 times the value of that so didn’t tell the attendant. 050
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Forecast looks like summer is over. Good riddance. Now is the time of flannel. 031
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Calling it auto correct is motonormative 030
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh you thought you could work over the weekend and put the ball in my court? Guess what mother fucker I am also working this weekend and it’s right back in yours. 020
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I know it is Bad but it is still a little funny when someone crashes a car into a fence and a liquor bottle remains at the scene. 030
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First aster of the year blooming in the yard. And we have some goldenrod this year. Didn’t plant that. That’s just nature doing that. 021
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Every bike sales person I have talked to about a brompton G line has told me I’m too fat. Well I guess you don’t want this fat fucks money then do you. 100
Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m the sweatiest guy in this grocery store by a mile 020