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@cryptidrespecter.bsky.social
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Bicycle commuter, master gardener, and DIY guy. Immune to light beer.

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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 1m
Just took the trash out and there were a dozen assorted moths on the flowers. Hell yeah for da night shift pollinators drinking dat sugar liquid. Unfurl dat proboscis and whatnot
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 10h
I like how people have Mandela-affected themselves into believing construction projects take years. Fountain square started 11/5/2025 and all roads are reopened today. It was 6 blocks long. Get so fucked you fucking babies
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 10h
You can sit at pretty much an intersection in the city and watch people run reds in every direction every single light cycle.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 11h
Railroad cop caught me crossing tracks at lasalle again and tried to tell me to go back the way I came but I was already across the tracks. Knowing he would never exit his vehicle I continued on my journey to the twin aire McDonald’s.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 12h
More money more problems
Incoming call from “annoying Chase banker”. I screen his calls because he is always bothering me about how I’m not investing enough. Bitch if you are so good about money why don’t you have more than me?!?!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 13h
A billion dollars to bury west street seems like a lot. They should have to do a tactical urbanism project to demonstrate the effectiveness and then only after a robust public feedback process be allowed to make any modifications.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“All your generation did was f***ing let people get run over by f***ing cars and allow Trump to be f***ing elected." 🔥🔥🔥free my boy William!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m ready for the first frost to kill some mosquitos
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Streets are telling me the water main on Washington exploded right in front of chick fil a downtown. Where will door dash drivers illegally park now?
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To curb all the electric motorcycles and other vehicles speeding on the Monon they are going to put in speed bumps
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how they are protecting beer castle from being demolished
Beer castle also known as the emrichsville dam tower with a flex post on it
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the Indianapolis Week Without Driving they replaced the monument on the circle with a flex post.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to brag but people are still shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every person in my professional orbit decided they were going to call me and ask how to do their job today. “Hey I woke up and I’m completely lost. Can you tell me what I should be doing? I made a boom boom in my pants can you change my diapey?”
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Turning a flex post into a bong so I can double up on my microplastics and drug stack
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not to brag but I’ve been getting stupid the old fashioned way without having to use AI
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Put your stinky shoe in the microwave for 40 seconds to kill all odor causing bacteria.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have had the classic ortlieb back rollers since 2018 but recently got a set of the Sport Rollers that are much more appropriately sized. Back roller too big.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My pre workout stack is two cups of coffee, a healthy bowel movement, and a 5mg edible.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Friend group increased to include a second amputee tonight. Feels significant.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my normie cousins asked me if I am familiar with bike party tonight. Uhh yeah I’ve been a few times. We should go together
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just watched a guy offer another guy a beer at a neighborhood event (not mine) and guy two said no thanks we rode bikes. Because you don’t refuse drinking when you are driving a car amirite
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honey what event did you say you were going to tonight?
Screen cap of website Do 317 for event called “Swing at Victory Field”
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pulling an Amex black out of a Velcro wallet
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you drop the streetview person on 18th street going east from post road in June 2024 image the color is all fucked up and there is a shapeless ghoul on the south side the whole time. Follows you the entire stretch. Pretty spooky
9015 e 18th streetview in Google. Silver maple tree looking purple. All colors shifted purple and washed. Amorphous ğħøuł in all black follows.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always a chanting chorus member. Never the sacrifice thrown into the volcano
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy beer at least doesn’t get hot outside season to all who celebrate
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this old pilot is a regular at the same bar as me and I hate him. I call him Fox News grandpa. He’s always saying shit like “you see illegal immigrants getting free healthcare all the time”. No you fucking don’t, grandpa. If you are going to lie to me don’t disrespect me with that weak sauce
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Skitching on the back of a DPW Ops truck as it drives up the Monon trail at 24 mph
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t get this out of my head
CA$H 
Ass or grass
4 
Diabetic 
Test strips 
(Phone number to call)
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does anyone know if it would be illegal for me to tell Ron Gibson I think he deserved to get his house shot up but also that I think he did it to himself
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heard a ruckus and came outside to my rooster beating the shit out of a hawk. Maybe I won’t eat him
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh NOW we are getting touchy about people dying at the Roman coliseum? Woke has gone too far
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like a business closing because of nearby construction is actually an indictment of people’s unwillingness/inability to walk a few blocks. There were zero points during red line/blue line/purple line/broad ripple/ftsq construction where I couldn’t get to where I wanted to go.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was explaining how frustrated I was about someone not taking me seriously because I was wearing shorts and showed up on a bike to a coworker and she was like “at least you can go home and change. now you are one step closer to understanding being a woman”. God dammit!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why is everyone working so hard? We are on a trajectory for 4C temp increase. We should be fucking off. And sucking and fucking. Etc
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love reporting auto repair shops for zoning violations like outdoor storage of materials. The MAC has made it very easy to do this and after around 45 days you do see results.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mayoral campaign based around punitive measures against dog owners.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My thoughts on the cowboy getting interviewed because he is experiencing something affecting him directly for the first time ever? I understand why Stalin had all those people put against the wall.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MC Sheriffs: well if you didn’t want us to rough up members of the public why did you interrupt my nap?
A Marion county sheriff officer asleep at the front desk of the city county building. This was a weeknight at 5:24pm.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
don't be scared!
Don’t be scared! Come along
and take a bike ride
with me! We’ll
narrowly avoid
death about
eleven times
and get
yelled at by
car drivers
for no ap-
parent reason!
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Having sex with my coworker (working from home)
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yesterday at Whole Foods my peanut butter cups rang up twice and then I thought oh I’m actively stealing like 4 times the value of that so didn’t tell the attendant.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Forecast looks like summer is over. Good riddance. Now is the time of flannel.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Calling it auto correct is motonormative
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh you thought you could work over the weekend and put the ball in my court? Guess what mother fucker I am also working this weekend and it’s right back in yours.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know it is Bad but it is still a little funny when someone crashes a car into a fence and a liquor bottle remains at the scene.
Hole in a wooden fence with a jose silver bottle laying on the ground. Bent over metal post in the gap where the car hit it. McDonald’s trash too
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First aster of the year blooming in the yard. And we have some goldenrod this year. Didn’t plant that. That’s just nature doing that.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every bike sales person I have talked to about a brompton G line has told me I’m too fat. Well I guess you don’t want this fat fucks money then do you.
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Art official spintelligence @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m the sweatiest guy in this grocery store by a mile
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