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Jo | RazorwireRose

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Sometimes known to write things. Word wrangler by day, word mangler by night. Weightlifting loser who loves to play with swords and swim in lakes. History and folklore nerd. AuDHD. All too human.

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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute find in Sainsbury’s. I haven’t had this for years 😍
A bottle of Nash’s Red Lemonade
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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Breaking: Donald Trump says “I’d love to see Ireland unified…. I think it would be a great thing. How could it be bad?” Oh my word.
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The RNLI are national heroes: the pride of Britain. Fuck any wheezingly impotent Nazi scumbag who says differently. The Masked Micrococks haven’t even got the nerve to show their faces in a gaggle of no-custody divorcee cockrings, let alone do something remotely courageous for the country.
RNLI Statement:

The RNLI is a charity that exists to save lives at sea.
But recent events have generated deliberate misinformation and a misunderstanding about our purpose and our Lifesaving work in the Channel.
As a result, some of our volunteers and staff have been the subject of online and, in some cases, physical abuse.
This is unacceptable.
The RNLI's people represent the very best of society. For over two hundred years they have dedicated themselves to rescuing people they've never met before, without judgment, fear or favour.
We are tasked by HM Coastguard to help those in distress, and we'll do so whenever, wherever and whoever they are.
We launched 9,058 times in 2025.
Only 109 of those launches were to those in distress in the Channel
- 1.2% of our total rescue work. Anyone rescued from a small boat by the RNLI is then taken into the care of the relevant UK authorities.
To those who stand with the RNLI, thank you. For more than two hundred years, we've saved lives at sea around the UK and Ireland, and that commitment remains unchanged.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Real whistle-stop overnight visit to Nottingham, but it’s a great city!
A shot of ye old trip to Jerusalem, a old pub in a cave dated back to 1189ADA hand-written note displayed on a table that reads “try to be the rainbow in someone else’s cloud 🩵A shot of Hockley as the sun sets behind some dramatic clouds A picture painted on the side of an ice cream van of Mickey Mouse dressed as Robin Hood, shooting a 99 with a flake from his bow
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Met Captain Crack Sparrow this morning
A taxidermy seal with Captain Jack Sparrow’s pirate hat and wig. The taxidermy is wonky. With both eyes facing entirely opposite directions.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Procession to Calvary gave me my first real belly laugh after my mum died. I laughed so much and so hard as I played through my dad had to do a welfare check because he thought I’d had a breakdown. 10/10 recommend anything by @joerichardson.bsky.social
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Kieran McClung @kieranmcclung.co.uk · 04/09/2026
The new ̶F̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶t̶a̶r̶ President album slaps
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rare night off of Pokopia this evening
A stage lit up for Death Note the musicalThe entrance doors to Death Note The MusicalA picture of St Paul’s dome lit up in the skyline. In the foreground are barriers for roadworks, and the red and blue lights flaring from a nearby police car.
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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Late to the party but Jason Plato getting the boot from his eponymous (no longer) team is fucking brutal. I know he and Rowbo are minority share holders, but something there fucking stinks. Especially with their sudden comeback in Knockhill and Donington.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is because someone said “I don’t want a new year, I want a gently used year like 2016” on New Years. They forgot that 2016 was an awful year for celebrity deaths.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Where this thread goes is a journey. Take it. It's the deepest kind of memorial.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly now would be an amazing time for all of us to donate what we can to her flagship charity, The Imagination Library. imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Was up and out at 4am this morning doing the Gamescom airport drop-off, which is rude considering I’m not even going to Gamescom 🫩🥱
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Jamie D @uk-resistant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
📣ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 Vaporwave Pinball is in the "Pins & Pegs Festival", over on Steam and is 50% off for the next few days! (𝐵𝑢𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑦 𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒) Link: store.steampowered.com/app/2465930/... (Reposts are very much appreciated! 🙏)
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Chella Ramanan 🇬🇩 @chellaramanan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If you know me and/ consider yourself an ally, today is your day. Be actively anti-racist and sign this open letter demanding an inquiry into the racist British media's role in the death of Jason Arday. Five seconds. Sign now 👇🏽
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sun is doing something or other
A person wearing a heavy duty welding mask looking at the camera holding up two fingers A person holding up a half-eaten Jaffa cake with the partially-eclipsed sun in the background
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today is my birthday which means it’s time for my annual reminder that August 8th is International Cat Day and International Female Orgasm Day. Go forth and take care of a pussy. 🐈‍⬛
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yesterday my best friend and near constant companion, Jynx, was put to sleep. Jynx was like a Pokémon. She followed me everywhere, helped in daily activities, and slept next to me most nights. She was chatty and charmed everyone she met, and melted the most avid dog peoples’ hearts. I am bereft.
A picture of a fluffy black cat with white socks attacking an agapanthus plant playfullyA picture of a black fluffy cat with white socks laying on a desk in front of a gaming setup. In the foreground is me, my keyboard on my lap to make room for Jynx. My hand is on the mouse under her head.A picture of a black fluffy cat with white paws, white whiskers, white socks, and green eyes. She is sat comfortably on an old leather sofa.A selfie of a black fluffy cat cuddled up on the chest of her owner. The cat is looking playfully at the owner.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Spent the better part of the last 24 hours with a wire up my nose and down into my stomach to get data ahead of potential surgery later this year. Got Pokopia just to keep my mind off it and I am *so* glad that I did. Already paid dividends in the distraction alone.
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Peakychu
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just bought a Switch 2 and a 6 pack of Fab lollies. Friday night sorted 👌
The box for a Switch 2 Pokopia bundle
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You watch The Mummy (1999)
Inesplicably hot cast of the mummy
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tweet from atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real):

Y'all still follow Jonathan Swift? The man who literally supports eating babies?

(some time later)

Obviously the whole time I knew he was joking but it's still not okay. Here's why [1/20]
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poor bastard’s starving
Cookie Monster: For every goal today, me going to eat a cookie
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andy Burnham unveils his new minister for AI
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HAL 9000: 2001 A Space Odyssey Eye
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve had some health stuff happening using some scary words & lots of recent surgeries/procedures. Management is taking over my life right now, and diet is a significant form of treatment. Some days eating within the rigid dietary restrictions is overwhelming. Today was not one of those days.
A plate with spicy sushi rice, two tea stained eggs, roasted paprika sweetcorn and a smashed cucumber salad all sprinkled with sesame seeds.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Battle of the Peasants, by M.D. Hout, 17th c
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ARG stand for argy-bargy or something?
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Jamie D @uk-resistant.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sometimes you just feel like sharing the last big thing you did, even if that big thing is a small game 🎈
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amanda💖 @appleisland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Meta Glasses: • expensive • impractical • people may judge telling your peers you have visited The Museum of English Rural Life: • free • highly ergonomic • people will instantly fall in love with you
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Guided By Gumbo @guidedbygumbo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The movie holds up. As does this great anecdote courtesy of Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’ll be honest I was really struggling with Widow’s bay and very close to turning it off by the start of episode 3 and I am very glad that I didn’t.
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Wesley Copeland @wesleycopeland.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just ran into my nemesis (the sun).
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“Let’s just watch an irreverent British comedy about a flock of sheep as a nice way to wind down”, I said. #thesheepdetectives
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Emotional Damage Meme Reaction
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So glad it’s Wednesday then 😒
A fortune cookie paper that reads “Tuesday is your lucky day enjoy it”
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FERNANDO FQ400 🏳️‍🌈 @fernandom76.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Started playing Powerwash Simulator 2 with @razorwirerose.bsky.social
Screenshot from the video game Powerwash Simulator 2 in co-op mode where the opposite player character is close to the player view point Distorted emoji with big eyes
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The year is 2050. After public outcry, F1 cars are exclusively designed by LEGO. The Landostand has grown so large it has its own postcode. Lily Verstappen is a championship contender, but has to beat the new rookie - Fernando Alonso.
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Jamie D @uk-resistant.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is still happening btw
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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé
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Janna Sophia 🏔️ @jannaphia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just ate radioactive material AMA
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Homer Simpson's Radioactive Emergence
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