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Jo | RazorwireRose

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Sometimes known to write things. Word wrangler by day, word mangler by night. Weightlifting loser who loves to play with swords and swim in lakes. History and folklore nerd. AuDHD. All too human.

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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You’re not alone in this. I’m on book number 18. I took a two month break for Pokopia, but I’m back onto my TBR pile now. Butter was great and I haven’t found anyone else to talk to about it.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those who don’t learn from the past are condemned to repeat it.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Many think because they’ve said the supportive things and done a bit of performative disgust then they’ll be forgiven for not putting themselves through the discomfort of cutting the perpetrator off. I’m so sorry you know this all too well. There’s still all too much that needs to change.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh yeah. Just needs a *little* bit more for me to justify it. Especially with the parking issues!
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beartooth had me tempted NGL
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve only just gotten over the while gif/gif thing
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Man Throws a Mad Tantrum
Alt: Young kid sat at a table lashing out in frustration
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m glad you have confirmed answers. I know that it fundamentally never changed who I was having a diagnosis, but it has led me on one hell of a journey since then. Always about if you need an ear to talk about your own journey, happy or sad. 🫶
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How is it?
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Say The Line, Bart! Classic Simpsons Moment
Alt: Say The Line, Bart! Classic Simpsons Moment
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolute find in Sainsbury’s. I haven’t had this for years 😍
A bottle of Nash’s Red Lemonade
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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Breaking: Donald Trump says “I’d love to see Ireland unified…. I think it would be a great thing. How could it be bad?” Oh my word.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Children of the Dust by Louise Lawrence still haunts me. It’s post-apocalypse, not horror. But I still find myself thinking about it 20 years after reading it.
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The RNLI are national heroes: the pride of Britain. Fuck any wheezingly impotent Nazi scumbag who says differently. The Masked Micrococks haven’t even got the nerve to show their faces in a gaggle of no-custody divorcee cockrings, let alone do something remotely courageous for the country.
RNLI Statement:

The RNLI is a charity that exists to save lives at sea.
But recent events have generated deliberate misinformation and a misunderstanding about our purpose and our Lifesaving work in the Channel.
As a result, some of our volunteers and staff have been the subject of online and, in some cases, physical abuse.
This is unacceptable.
The RNLI's people represent the very best of society. For over two hundred years they have dedicated themselves to rescuing people they've never met before, without judgment, fear or favour.
We are tasked by HM Coastguard to help those in distress, and we'll do so whenever, wherever and whoever they are.
We launched 9,058 times in 2025.
Only 109 of those launches were to those in distress in the Channel
- 1.2% of our total rescue work. Anyone rescued from a small boat by the RNLI is then taken into the care of the relevant UK authorities.
To those who stand with the RNLI, thank you. For more than two hundred years, we've saved lives at sea around the UK and Ireland, and that commitment remains unchanged.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No matter which way you write it, it still doesn’t look right.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have an oesophageal condition. I write oesophagus sometimes multiple times a day. I still spell it wrong 50% of the time.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Real whistle-stop overnight visit to Nottingham, but it’s a great city!
A shot of ye old trip to Jerusalem, a old pub in a cave dated back to 1189ADA hand-written note displayed on a table that reads “try to be the rainbow in someone else’s cloud 🩵A shot of Hockley as the sun sets behind some dramatic clouds A picture painted on the side of an ice cream van of Mickey Mouse dressed as Robin Hood, shooting a 99 with a flake from his bow
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Met Captain Crack Sparrow this morning
A taxidermy seal with Captain Jack Sparrow’s pirate hat and wig. The taxidermy is wonky. With both eyes facing entirely opposite directions.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Procession to Calvary gave me my first real belly laugh after my mum died. I laughed so much and so hard as I played through my dad had to do a welfare check because he thought I’d had a breakdown. 10/10 recommend anything by @joerichardson.bsky.social
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Kieran McClung @kieranmcclung.co.uk · 04/09/2026
The new ̶F̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶t̶a̶r̶ President album slaps
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was 7. Saw it on the news and told my mum when she woke up to make breakfast. She put me in the naughty corner for ages for telling such nasty lies. My cousin came running down three hours later and said it again. Never got an apology…
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rare night off of Pokopia this evening
A stage lit up for Death Note the musicalThe entrance doors to Death Note The MusicalA picture of St Paul’s dome lit up in the skyline. In the foreground are barriers for roadworks, and the red and blue lights flaring from a nearby police car.
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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Watching a live production is even more fun. Highly recommend. There’s likely going to be tours returning all over the country, so definitely look out for local productions because you can’t beat it!
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Late to the party but Jason Plato getting the boot from his eponymous (no longer) team is fucking brutal. I know he and Rowbo are minority share holders, but something there fucking stinks. Especially with their sudden comeback in Knockhill and Donington.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don’t think my jaw has dropped to the floor quite this hard before and that is saying something.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is because someone said “I don’t want a new year, I want a gently used year like 2016” on New Years. They forgot that 2016 was an awful year for celebrity deaths.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Where this thread goes is a journey. Take it. It's the deepest kind of memorial.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly now would be an amazing time for all of us to donate what we can to her flagship charity, The Imagination Library. imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
People who’ve had access to decent NHS dental healthcare their whole life really don’t realise what a privilege that is. For many it’s a roll of the dice, and that’s if you even have NHS dentist spaces available in your area. People punch down about petty shit these days. Not here for it.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Was up and out at 4am this morning doing the Gamescom airport drop-off, which is rude considering I’m not even going to Gamescom 🫩🥱
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Think it speaks volumes that I was more surprised about you watching an AI TikTok than the subject matter of said TikTok.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sounds heavenly 🤤
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Pacha's Perfect OK Gesture
Alt: Pacha's Perfect OK Gesture
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Guac on the bottom?
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Neither have I. I also don’t want to give it the airtime which I know is half the reason why it’s been as inflammatory as it is. I don’t think they give a piss about real journalism and just leaned full tilt into rage bait.
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Jamie D @uk-resistant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
📣ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 Vaporwave Pinball is in the "Pins & Pegs Festival", over on Steam and is 50% off for the next few days! (𝐵𝑢𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑓𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑦 𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒) Link: store.steampowered.com/app/2465930/... (Reposts are very much appreciated! 🙏)
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Chella Ramanan 🇬🇩 @chellaramanan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If you know me and/ consider yourself an ally, today is your day. Be actively anti-racist and sign this open letter demanding an inquiry into the racist British media's role in the death of Jason Arday. Five seconds. Sign now 👇🏽
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dissapointing? Yes. But I believe this also means he doesn’t escape scrutiny which is, I think, what he was hoping for. Staying in position means he might still see consequences.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The unspoken truth about those workers is they don’t have a basic pay rate. They’re entirely commission based and technically freelance. Likely the agency he works for won’t do anything because he’s technically working for himself and setting his own rules.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sun is doing something or other
A person wearing a heavy duty welding mask looking at the camera holding up two fingers A person holding up a half-eaten Jaffa cake with the partially-eclipsed sun in the background
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Holy shit this would heal so many things in me
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy birthday to us!
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Thank you!
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Today is my birthday which means it’s time for my annual reminder that August 8th is International Cat Day and International Female Orgasm Day. Go forth and take care of a pussy. 🐈‍⬛
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s Abura-age - a type of fried tofu. If you’ve ever had inari pockets it’s the same kind of deal.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yesterday my best friend and near constant companion, Jynx, was put to sleep. Jynx was like a Pokémon. She followed me everywhere, helped in daily activities, and slept next to me most nights. She was chatty and charmed everyone she met, and melted the most avid dog peoples’ hearts. I am bereft.
A picture of a fluffy black cat with white socks attacking an agapanthus plant playfullyA picture of a black fluffy cat with white socks laying on a desk in front of a gaming setup. In the foreground is me, my keyboard on my lap to make room for Jynx. My hand is on the mouse under her head.A picture of a black fluffy cat with white paws, white whiskers, white socks, and green eyes. She is sat comfortably on an old leather sofa.A selfie of a black fluffy cat cuddled up on the chest of her owner. The cat is looking playfully at the owner.
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Jo | RazorwireRose @razorwirerose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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