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@raymz.bsky.social
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A very good boy Award-winning idiot & award-losing newsletter writer: tinyurl.com/TheBlotterNewsletter

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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just voted for California's billionaire tax if anybody wants to have sex or anything
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Nevertheless, I voted to confirm three of the six shitbags who took the right to choose away from millions of American women, so…. [middle fingers] SIKE”
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah but Marcus Aurelius died and Commodus was a psychopath who had to be assassinated by his own mistress and that was the end of the Pax Romana so there you go
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, saturday night, watching Austin Wells round 2nd base at full speed and head for 3rd
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love that guy. Always creating new stuff that’s just like his other stuff
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s streaming for old people
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Channel surfing for some Sunday night right-wing coded melodrama preferably about cowboys or cops or better yet cowboy cops
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shouting into a deep canyon and hearing only your own voice reverberating back and forth between the canyon walls
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Posting on Blue Sky after midnight in the Pacific time zone is like writing little notes to yourself and dropping then down an open manhole hoping they float up into someone’s backed up toilet one day
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[staffers backstage]
static.klipy.com
Animal House: Forget It, He's Rolling
Alt: Animal House: Forget It, He's Rolling
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my neighbors are mad because i dug a moat around my house without getting a permit. they’re all outside really mad but can’t cross without me lowering the drawbridge. they’re just throwing soldiers’ heads onto my lawn. not even my soldiers
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Wire II
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I think we need to put these Boston area priests under a SPOTLIGHT”
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The guy who pretended his birthday was on a different day so as not to coincide with Follow Friday
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is funny until you realize we still have 844 more days like this to make it through
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite moment in this whole thing is the look on Jack Smith’s face at the beginning. Like you can almost see the thought bubble over his head saying, “what is this colossal dumbass talking about”
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we already know about the pathological lying, but it should come as a shock to no one that republicans are also the dumbest and laziest members of congress
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know six year olds who can tell a made up story and sound more cogent than this lmao
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and chose Texas
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jerry loading up on Whataburgers and hookers for that long plane ride home
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going in, I had fairly low expectations for the new season of Ted Lasso, and I am happy to have those feelings validated by the inexplicable decision to turn the rest of the cast into supporting players in a multi-episode, unfunny Tracey Ullman bit
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble, Motherfucker
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ye gods, it doth amaze me A man of such a feeble temper should So get the start of the majestic world And bear the fucking palm alone
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so. incredibly. ……muscular
An add for something called Muscular Christianity which looks mostly like a Loserpalooza of conservative involuntarily celibate nerdsCloseup of one of the nerd’s headshots. YikesCloseup of another one of the nerds. Double yikesCloseup of yet another nerd. This one looks like he went to the conference after murdering and dismembering his family
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The midterms are the last milepost on his way to the horizon beyond which he knows he’ll no longer have power, so get ready for a two year long tantrum of as much chaos and destruction as he can wreak while on his way out
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It won’t be enough to deMAGAfy the government when these malevolent assholes are finally forced out of office. The process of fixing everything they’ve broken is going to take longer and cost more than any of us can imagine
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One thing at a time. I have a heart condition
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In case anyone was wondering whether there is enough excitement in my life, I’m buying a new sofa today. So, yes
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This confused old fuck has been on the lot so long he now thinks *he’s* the one selling the used car
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was a big fan. Feel so betrayed
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry, folks. Just having a little fun at the expense of a disgusting old fascist
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Photo of Melania Trump, Donald Trump, and Xi Jinping watching Donald poop his diaper
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get the fuck out of my country you fascist piece of shit war criminal
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[waves down a park ranger] That owl is staring at me
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[waves down a park ranger] That owl is staring at me
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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 24/09/2026
[Bob Seger voice] 🎵 working on a night poo 🎶
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The televised hearings alone, à la the J6th committee hearings, announcing to the world every detail of their corruption and other criminality, and putting republican senators in the position of defending it, make the effort totally worth it, and it angers me that they can’t see that
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meryl Streep absolutely nails Katherine Graham in The Post
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Office of Remigration." You know who else used clever little euphemisms to obscure the evil criminal shit they were doing
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Answer to the question, what if I do 'reach across the aisle' but the guy over there is a blithering imbecile
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Robert De Niro's Subtle Smile
ALT: Robert De Niro's Subtle Smile
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a California resident let me just say, fuck this guy
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational triumphal arch
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Converse thing is Threads content. I’m sorry but if you get sucked into it you are becoming a Threads person
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The one guy was a racist troll with a giant head and beady eyes that were too close together who was easy to ridicule and ignore. This other guy is also a racist troll with a bald head and a squeaky voice, but with actual power to do harm. What I’m saying is, they shot the wrong guy in the neck
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are the school shootings in the room with us right now
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If she calls you honey it’s because she wants to feed you to a bear
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He is Nosferatu. The vampyre
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