raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I just voted for California's billionaire tax if anybody wants to have sex or anything 090
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Nevertheless, I voted to confirm three of the six shitbags who took the right to choose away from millions of American women, so…. [middle fingers] SIKE” 030
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah but Marcus Aurelius died and Commodus was a psychopath who had to be assassinated by his own mistress and that was the end of the Pax Romana so there you go 051
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me, saturday night, watching Austin Wells round 2nd base at full speed and head for 3rd 020
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Love that guy. Always creating new stuff that’s just like his other stuff 010
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Channel surfing for some Sunday night right-wing coded melodrama preferably about cowboys or cops or better yet cowboy cops 260
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shouting into a deep canyon and hearing only your own voice reverberating back and forth between the canyon walls 000
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Posting on Blue Sky after midnight in the Pacific time zone is like writing little notes to yourself and dropping then down an open manhole hoping they float up into someone’s backed up toilet one day 150
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026[staffers backstage]static.klipy.comAnimal House: Forget It, He's RollingAlt: Animal House: Forget It, He's Rolling 020
Reposted by raymzbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my neighbors are mad because i dug a moat around my house without getting a permit. they’re all outside really mad but can’t cross without me lowering the drawbridge. they’re just throwing soldiers’ heads onto my lawn. not even my soldiers 116710
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“I think we need to put these Boston area priests under a SPOTLIGHT” 1150
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The guy who pretended his birthday was on a different day so as not to coincide with Follow Friday 0750
Reposted by raymzcatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again 529647
Reposted by raymzPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 442788386
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is funny until you realize we still have 844 more days like this to make it through 151
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My favorite moment in this whole thing is the look on Jack Smith’s face at the beginning. Like you can almost see the thought bubble over his head saying, “what is this colossal dumbass talking about” 030
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we already know about the pathological lying, but it should come as a shock to no one that republicans are also the dumbest and laziest members of congress 020
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know six year olds who can tell a made up story and sound more cogent than this lmao 050
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and chose Texas 020
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jerry loading up on Whataburgers and hookers for that long plane ride home 010
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Going in, I had fairly low expectations for the new season of Ted Lasso, and I am happy to have those feelings validated by the inexplicable decision to turn the rest of the cast into supporting players in a multi-episode, unfunny Tracey Ullman bit 020
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble, Motherfucker 000
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ye gods, it doth amaze me A man of such a feeble temper should So get the start of the majestic world And bear the fucking palm alone 110
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The midterms are the last milepost on his way to the horizon beyond which he knows he’ll no longer have power, so get ready for a two year long tantrum of as much chaos and destruction as he can wreak while on his way out 041
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It won’t be enough to deMAGAfy the government when these malevolent assholes are finally forced out of office. The process of fixing everything they’ve broken is going to take longer and cost more than any of us can imagine 073
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In case anyone was wondering whether there is enough excitement in my life, I’m buying a new sofa today. So, yes 130
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This confused old fuck has been on the lot so long he now thinks *he’s* the one selling the used car 042
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sorry, folks. Just having a little fun at the expense of a disgusting old fascist 030
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Get the fuck out of my country you fascist piece of shit war criminal 092
Reposted by raymzraymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[waves down a park ranger] That owl is staring at me 131
Reposted by raymzRobert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 24/09/2026[Bob Seger voice] 🎵 working on a night poo 🎶 0101
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The televised hearings alone, à la the J6th committee hearings, announcing to the world every detail of their corruption and other criminality, and putting republican senators in the position of defending it, make the effort totally worth it, and it angers me that they can’t see that 031
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Office of Remigration." You know who else used clever little euphemisms to obscure the evil criminal shit they were doing 031
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Answer to the question, what if I do 'reach across the aisle' but the guy over there is a blithering imbecile 130
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comRobert De Niro's Subtle SmileALT: Robert De Niro's Subtle Smile 020
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational triumphal arch 0163
Reposted by raymzpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Converse thing is Threads content. I’m sorry but if you get sucked into it you are becoming a Threads person 2098351
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The one guy was a racist troll with a giant head and beady eyes that were too close together who was easy to ridicule and ignore. This other guy is also a racist troll with a bald head and a squeaky voice, but with actual power to do harm. What I’m saying is, they shot the wrong guy in the neck 041
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If she calls you honey it’s because she wants to feed you to a bear 040