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@rayclone.bsky.social
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Lousy Sheriff Run me out of town He’s lost my vote please don’t tell people how I live: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywl5ztlbqn…

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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name A Flock of She Gals
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The butler bit it.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This pumpkin patch isn’t big enough for the both of us!
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I drink my coffee black. No milk, sugar, or explanation. Just caffeine and metaphor.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: First Blood
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Help. I’m almost no longer sick and therefore need new excuse for avoiding doing stuff.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tired: the status quo Wired: the status ho
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Come for the hamburger, stay for the helper
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is there room for one more in that cursed amulet?
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
make a band edible: The Bee Ghees
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
don’t look. the squirrels are running surveillance on you.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine hating me when I’m just over here quietly sitting on a tuffet
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And with one further ado
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I triple dog pile you
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
[soup nazi voice] No NBA for you! Come back one year!
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Steal my jokes, but beware they carry a terrible curse! Ooh, that's bad. But they come with a free frogurt! That's good. The frogurt is also cursed. That's bad. But you get your choice of toppings. That's good. The toppings contain potassium benzoate. ... That's bad. Can I go now?
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
But your honor, an older boy told me to do it
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
new tin can attached to a piece of string who this
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t shoo the messenger
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I do not like this word autumnal
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harpy @harpy.party · 25/08/2026
just grow pumpkins and harvest their spice yourself
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
The One Bean Dietitians
Recommend for Brain, heart, and gut health.
The darker the bean, the deeper the benefits.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger My Morning Parka
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger A-lol
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
feeling sleepy. better set my hate to low power mode.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looking at old class photos for fashion nostalgia
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Whatever happened to predictability The milkman, the paperboy, sorted spreadsheets
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey
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harpy @harpy.party · 24/05/2024
more mayors should be cheeseburgers
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Someone has to be the voice of treason.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You’re content? I’m conelevent. We are not the same.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Set phasers to stun? In this economy?
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Metroid bomb jump for joy
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Imagine being tasked with the job of cleaning out the smell of that catering cart
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I hate when my doorbell rings and I have to stop whatever I’m doing to be quiet and not answer the door.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Checking out someone’s bsky bio to see a blocked by list when
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dildo Daggins
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Who up triggering the house alarm next door
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What did I do to deserve an early evening doorbell ring
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie: Some Like It Tepid
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pulling up root vegetables and chucking them at my enemies would fix me.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Toilets with a half flush. Toilet power!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It was Timothy’s second week undercover, and frankly, he was getting absolutely nowhere.
Two Huskies lay on a couch on either side of a cat wearing a Husky costume’s head.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The movie left out the part where Odysseus finds out he married his mother then gouges out his eyes
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Made a good peecision (choosing to pee before leaving)
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ruin a book adding a word: Eat, Pray, Love Island
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to eat your salad.
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Cyclospora, qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
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another ray @rayclone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I too am withholding my free agency decision out of spite for the commissioner.
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