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Rat Bastard

@ratbassard.bsky.social
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the real rat bastard, accept no substitutes

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lost media comic number 1
dad to his son laying on the couch on his phone "hey junior! I cant seem to find my car keys!"dad reiterates "I think theyre what you call "LOST MEDIA"!"son glares at cringe fail dad
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hellraiser Revival is a game where after about two hours of shockingly explicit torture gore and sadism, you have to find a bdsm rubber duck to open a door.
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Glabb (6/7) @theglabb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Closed Captions Off
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 04/10/2026
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Blight @noxiousblight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back alley of the store is nearly done, pretty happy with it so far #lowpoly #horror #gamedev #PSX #indiehorror
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 @ BLFC 🔜 Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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🕸️🎃Lou🎃🕸️ @butchbearking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tears in my eyes
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Fudgie B. @jinjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Rat king!
ALT: Rat king!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 27/09/2026
james sunderland, master of first impressions
silent hill 2 comic
Maria: "My name is Maria. I-"
she looks down in surprise and concern
James stands there with brown substance on his arm
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is what i look like when i'm feeling sorry for myself
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a four panel comic

a girl opens a fridge and says “brie, did u buy like 300 buzz balls?”

i look down forlornly and say “oh god, i was just a kid when i bought those”

she says “didnt you go on the drink run 20 minutes ago? plus you dont even like buzz balls”

i reminisce fondly about 20 minutes ago, me crouching in front of a shelf full of buzz balls and saying “gimme blue… all the blue…” i say “i was just doing anything back then man…”
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 18/09/2026
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
had to log in to find this one
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🐾 dragonborn @gurogator.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the walking chiikawas dude carl grimes will save the day #twd #thewalkingdead #chiikawa
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The year is 2008. A voice emanates from the grey body paint factory saying "sales are way down since the recession." An executive brandishes a gun and says "gentlemen, it's been an honour." A voice comes from off panel and says "WAIT! Our junior ad exec came up with an idea." Andrew Hussie holds up a sign depicting one of the trolls from Homestuck.
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krys🍂🥧 @milkykau.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kris and Toriel sit at a restaurant table. Kris sits with a Kid's menu and Coloring mat in front of them which they've drawn crude doodles over. Toriel sips on some blue juice with a big plate of tortilla chips in front of her. On top of Toriel's head is a black cap that says "sweetie you're spiking mommy's cortisol and making me less beautiful."
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 10/12/2023
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Boom Boom aka Tabitha Smith is underrated so I'm voting her
Boom Boom in her X-Men uniform drinking a bottle of alcohol in front of a massive fire saying "though you... *hic* ... thought you said you weren't goin' on an adventure?"
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Overthinking of you
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
new pages
a title card for Katalina Krimson Wants to Try Human Flesh pages 154 through 169
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⚠️ lynx hit the ground too hard. @idolatress.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
turned my current oc obsession into a pony, like always his horse name is Lucent Lustre -- he's partly (earth) pony and partly kirin and steals peoples belongings in the woods... #mlp #mlpfim
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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an edited screenshot from a youtube video called “Jack Daniels patriotic commercial” which reads ‘LIQUOR: THIS FEELS AMAZING”
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Egg @euclidegg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#endacopia Was Henry even feeding this kid.
The “my dog begging for boiling water on the stove” meme but with Mellow from endacopia replacing the dog.
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Ferron | Fyrn @ferronnuff.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
im sleeping in a car in the passenger seat, i suddenly awake with a start and shout “FUCK” i say “i wasnt jacking off in my sleep was i?” the driver responds “dude, no.” i say “oh good” and doze off again. suddenly i awake again and shout “FUCK FUCK” the driver this time says “WHAT?!” with annoyance and concern. i say “was i jacking off that time?” and he shouts “NO!”

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
four guys sit in a car one says: did you give lin manuel miranda the aux again??

another guy says: fuck, he's gonna play nerdcore shit like always!!

lin manuel miranda says: I'll stick it to these guys! I'm gonna spin hardness that'll make me seem super fly!

the radio plays: in my experience, women are like people...
they deserve rights

one of the guys says: i-is this hillary clinton's autobiography?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: people standing at the barrier for a race track, watching as the cars race around the bend toward them. A man says, “here he comes… MACH 5 MONKEY!” Panel 2: in a split second moment which feels like an eternity, Mach 5 Monkey (a mandrill wearing sunglasses, steering the car with his foot) passes by and glances over his shades at an attractive young woman in the crowd. Panel 3: as the cars veer away, kicking up wind and dust, the crowd goes bananas. The young woman blushes and thinks, “he looked at me…”
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Received this in the mail from the very kind and highly skilled @joantoonz.bsky.social It’s the first ever mail I’ve received addressed to Bea Billany. (There were lots of other stickers and a kind message included)
An envelope addressed to Bea Billany with a sticker depicting Joey Wheeler from Yu-Gi-Oh saying “yous trans-gendah? dat’s cool” covering the address
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BOOTfromTV @bootfromtv.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I haven’t drawn the Disney Football wolves in a while and it tis the season
Wolf player from Disney Extreme Football but he’s fat because wolves should all be fat
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16/08/2026
Although impolite, the other bears could never help staring at Larry’s enormous deer gut.
Although impolite, the other bears could never help staring at Larry’s enormous deer gut.
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twist @twist.dog · 13/08/2026
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a four panel comic

a guy approaches another guy at a computer. the first guy says “whatre you doin?

guy 2 replies “my ethics bowl topic is whether or not rapists should get the death penalty”

he points to his screen “so im making this ‘worst types of rape’ tier list to edify my position”

“dude…” replies guy 1

“you put statutory in B tier?” he says, with rising concern

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/08/2026
honey your 6 7 nuggets are ready
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 09/08/2026
Nvm just a hoginous pig (See its noise)
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Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
A funny dog eat a pepsi.. This is so funny picture
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猟虎 @hahiiiin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
なんちゃって動画に使った落書き賽門
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Peryton → Howl @furrysexcomics.ca · 31/07/2026
It was after the timeskip. Honest
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alien crime lord @aliencrime.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 02/08/2026
Yee-haww, the first #MoonChild cosplay has happened! 😃😃 This is Jeff the IT Guy in the Moon Child & Friends Discord. You've got the power to be his friend! 😃 discord.gg/2tBEYBHkSc
Cosplay of the 1990s Moon Child platform game character, featuring a red onesie.
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