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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It is very rude to interrupt the process of taking a screenshot by offering to perform a not-screenshot
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
And so it begins... Trump's right hand is making jokes about some of the worst murderers in history. Conservative MPs have called him a "breath of fresh air." He is toxic. Canada needs to make sure that this Nazi promoter is not able to interfere in any way in our electoral system.
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I love this kind of snow. Very polite, fluffy snow that makes everything look and sound a bit magical. Doesn’t happen very often. Anyways, Canada needs nuclear weapons
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 23/11/2024
When you get American Thanksgiving off but you’re Canadian
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a bald man in a blue suit is making a funny face and pointing at something .
ALT: a bald man in a blue suit is making a funny face and pointing at something .
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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 21/11/2024
The fact that Google is so angry about having to sell Chrome tells you everything you need to know about how they're using that "browser"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 20/11/2024
desire is a prison
a woman walking a dachshund with a string of sausages for a leash
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Sorry.exe
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
this guy forks
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
After listening to hundreds of hours of history podcasts, my greatest wish is that I could travel back in time to Ancient Rome so I could explain to people back then how Ancient Rome worked
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Security people recommended rebooting the iPhone once per week and then Apple said how about 3 days techcrunch.com/2024/11/14/n...
techcrunch.com
New Apple security feature reboots iPhones after 3 days, researchers confirm | TechCrunch
“Inactivity reboot" effectively puts iPhones in a more secure state by locking the user's encryption keys in the iPhone's secure enclave chip.
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
and an apocalyptic angel and a cult leader tech billionaire so yeah that’s like the whole set
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Absolutely this will happen.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
it would be a hilarious finale to the last nine years if the pee tape were the october surprise, but I am sorry, I do not believe in a just and loving god
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
People are impressed by AI, but if you’ll recall, there was a time not too long ago when people were not sure if anything was cake
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Utilizing the vast computing power of modern AI, I have answered a crucial question: what is a good skin care regimen for men? This burned 3 lakes worth of water. I will take no questions
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
That’s right I got my finger in the pulse of the zeitgeist and only ever let go for many months at a time
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #706,907, Nether ‪@nether.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 24, 2023"
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
He waited for the light
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
“draw the personification of thirst”
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
hell yeah. FUCK yeah.
drawing of a dog with a plate of sashimi on its belly and a cigarette hanging out of its mouth.
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
This is what the Rabbit r1 should have run on
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Laura L @lalalowe.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Happy 460th birthday to William Shakespeare! #literature #shakespeare
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
h.u.r.g. (high level user friendly real time games designer), zx spectrum (1984) www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/55440/H-...
a boy sitting or standing in front of a glowing screen, his eyes wide, one hand on the top corner of the screen, the other on the keyboard. behind him, a world of game design possibilities: robots, planes, racing cars, soccer players, space craft, motorcycle racers, warriors and soldiers from past eras.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
I’ve been informed that geography is happening again.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/04/2024
work smarter not harder
drake meme using John Candy

sad candy: replacing artists with AI
happy candy: deprogramming conspiracy nuts with AI
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/03/2024
LOGGING ON
overlapping colored circles all reading 
WHAT THE FUCK
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/03/2024
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Mark Waid Should Be Working Instead @markwaid.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Congress, why are you banning TikTok when Microsoft Teams is RIGHT THERE
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/03/2024
Her name is Kate Middleton because she is in the “middle” of a “ton” of graves, in the cemetery she is buried at, having died
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Unexpected 3am
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Amazing
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
This has happened to most women, if your friends aren’t telling you about it ask yourself why they don’t trust you
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Bike lanes in cities don't hurt businesses—not by taking away parking spaces, not by limiting customers. I read the more than 30 studies and reports on this that have come out since the mid 1980s, and that's what the data shows.
businessinsider.com
I read all the studies on the economic impact of bike lanes. Here's what I learned.
Research proves that bike lanes are good for business. So why do so many stores and restaurants still oppose them?
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
I fear the dark arc of Tween Sheldon
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
A super kind of Tuesday, if you will
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
For me, it was a Tuesday
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
I actually do think it’s a pretty apt metaphor, but I don’t believe it’s great news when your most ardent supporters’ campaign slogan is “this election is exactly like the trolley problem.”
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
The Holdovers just makes me annoyed that the CBC isn’t making stuff like this
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
A world of pure imagination
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Travis View @travisview.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Children expecting a “Willy Wonka experience” full of magic and sensory delights only to find themselves punished with a grotesque, innocence-destroying nightmare is in line with the source material. One might argue that IS the “Willy Wonka experience.”
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
Please note that they continue to provide you with you rights. Have you noted that. Have you written that down
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randomRyan @randomryan.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
language is fluid, you absolute monster
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Decided that I will no longer be learning what people are talking about
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