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@ramblingandpie.bsky.social
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Probably human; queer, disabled; super into health, disability, admin, and employment law; attorney (not your attorney); pen name Nova Mason; current MPH student. Personal non-work account. She/her.

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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well. Considering that the book does have a subtle theme about restraint and *not* instantly devouring something that you want to consume, it's a bit ironic that I couldn't put it down and finished it in two days.
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would like to thank my brain for memory-holing new book releases after I place a pre-order so my local bookstore sometimes calls me and Surprise! A present from past-me!
The book "The Scarlet Ball" by Nghi Vo
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quote repost with a photo from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A large beagle-looking dog (but way too big to be an actual beagle) is fast asleep on a pile of pillows.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gremlins. Had trouble sleeping for *months.*
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/LzBi3_SUy8g?...
youtu.be
The Kids - Trapper
YouTube video by dave chan
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The Rotting Leaf @rottingleafmag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are open for submissions! Send us your laments to the cyclical death of nature every autumn. Send us your paranoid stream of consciousness about how the trees are plotting against you (they are). Send us your weird natures. We want to read them.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well here I am just marinating in feelings on this Saturday morning as I catch up on last month's Clarkesworld. clarkesworldmagazine.com/pak_08_26/
clarkesworldmagazine.com
When You Give a Dokkaebi Taco Tuesday by H.H. Pak
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In re accidents, read some William Hadden, epidemiology of injury! Injuries are not random. Human error can be a factor but having a waiting area next to a driving area is not random. Having huge cars that accelerate quickly is not random. Many controllable factors influence accident rates/severity.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If, as speculated, this was caused by the driver hitting the accelerator due to human error or medical event, let's be 100% clear: That does not make it "just one of those things." That does not make it "unforeseeable." That does not make it "unpreventable." This is not an acceptable failure mode.
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jen @thejenlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have anxiety. I became a lawyer.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026
If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had the type of night where at least once every 27-52 business minutes the dog needed to go outside desperately. Desperately! But because he is a doofus I do think there were times where he forgot why he was out there and did not actually go potty idk he went into the bushes a lot.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll go with my tried and true "scribbling text over another meme or screwnshot" method
Janice from Mean Girls saying "how do I even begin to describe Regina George" except Regina George has been crossed out and John Calvin scribbled in above it.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film.
Screencap of rotten tomatoes page for Doomsday (2008). It has a 50% on the tomatometer and 44% on the popcornmeter
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
pumpkin spice raktajino
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This is everyone's favorite new NPC, Mr. Key! He's a regular key, not sentient, and doesn't actually have a concept of gender or pronouns." - the DM in my current D&D game.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In summary: the respectable middle-class impulse to go "Thank God we're not like THOSE heathens over there" while being exactly the same as those heathens over there, remains peerless.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Excellent news @duckprintspress.com doesn't get to tease me mercilessly for losing my wedding ring at the gym because I did find it in the squat rack.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tragic news in our household tonight when there was An Unauthorized Bug on the ceiling
A dog that looks like a super-large beagle, looking up at the ceiling. He has one of those faces that always looks worried anyway except he ALSO actually has an expression of concern so it is comedically doubled.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
mortality data are sacred. counting deaths accurately is a recognition of the inherent value of every human life. few actions are more anti-public health than fudging these numbers.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the point of freeing yourself from the prison of ego is not getting there you’re not gonna do that. never gonna happen. the point is cultivating a practice of routinely asking “wait, I am too into my own shit here?” in every aspect of your dealings at least once or twice a day. anyhow good morning
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But can an AI do *this*???? (Adding the ammonia before the tub has enough water in it and accidentally losing a bunch of brain cells by huffing ammonia.)
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HK, excitedly: "CANNIBALISM!!! Cannibalism cannibalism cannibalism!!!!!!! Well not really but you get what I mean." In re birds that hunt other birds.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My sister died in childbirth. At a hospital, fortunately, where they were able to pump her full of other people's blood while they did surgery to stop the hemorrhaging, revived her, and she's ok now except for some nerve damage where the IV was pushing so much fluid. She was very, very lucky.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
static.klipy.com
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion Dance
Alt: Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion Dance
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
one thing i didn't anticipate about being on the cover of my local paper is that a 5th grader might show up at the bus stop and start loudly, mercilessly reading excerpts to the neighborhood kids. we should, collectively, be more frightened of children
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Years ago a friend was self-conscious about bringing baked goods to a potluck because my wife had just graduated culinary school studying pastry. Yes she can tell me exactly what I did wrong if I fuck up a recipe but also I have many times witnessed her eat canned frosting with a spoon.
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Invisible Strings & Books [Amanda's Version] @mirrorball88.swifties.social · 29/08/2026
Decided to try making a new bread type this week. I'm considering this Cookie Butter Babka a wild success. #baking
Braided babka fresh out of ovenCookie butter babka iced with cinnamon sugar icing and topped with biscoff crumblesSliced cookie butter babka
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Andrew Bloomberg @andrewbloomberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As we start trying to track down important announcements in advance of school starting next week, I’m reminded that even as a married parent of two public school kids, you can capture an aspect of single dating days: there are simply too many damn apps
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In our house, we refer to this as my drinking problem! I just really love seltzer and am also really forgetful about it.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every weekend that I'm able to I do a Big Laundry Thing where I pick something to deep clean and this week it's two pairs of sneakers and after their first spa soak and wash. They looked. Worse. Because somehow patchy? Parts got super clean and some parts didn't??? Wish me luck on the second soak 🤞
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unforth | Claire Houck | Duck Prints Press @duckprintspress.com · 20/08/2026
@ramblingandpie.bsky.social remember what you were saying the other day about needing a be-dazzled cane? well these aren't quite that but some of them are close...
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In re star trek replicator discourse I think it would be hilarious if humans preferred "real" water like the replicator makes it perfectly balanced and healthy and not too many minerals and every time humans get to a planet with natural water they're like "can I drink it?"
Goats on a nearly-sheer cliff face, kicking the rocks, from the "I crave that mineral" meme.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Post: At some point, we're going to have to make students write in bluebooks using pen to avoid the perils of AI. Me: At some point, law review editors are going to have to make professors write articles in bluebooks using pen to avoid the perils of AI.
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Ben Kannenberg @benkannenberg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think many people really don't like the idea that your capacity for self-control in the broadest sense has a significant biological component. It has a lot of implications for a lot of things people value highly in themselves
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*Columbo voice* Why would a crab plant its apple tree this far inland?
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"It would be great to have the regulation number of bones." ThingsnI have said at work today, presented without context.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Government procedure change is slow because it has to be accurate. When we change a procedure, we work out so many bugs beforehand, because it has to work properly every time. It's not like people can take their business elsewhere! I spent 18 months updating a form. It was the appropriate speed.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
The four-panel cat "hey ladies did you know that uh" which has been edited to have a crappily-drawn Ikea logo so it reads "hey ladies did you know that Ikea."Dog looking forlornly out the window, curtain on its head like a veil, captioned "when will my wife return from her war game"Detective Olivia Benson, looking aghast, captioned "[stares in workers' comp]"Janice from Mean Girls, caption with "regina george" scratched out and edited to say "How do I even begin to explain John Calvin."
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have to convert about 200 footnotes from NY Law Reports to Bluebook please send pictures of cute animals. Also does anyone know why the Bluebook says to use [Year] N.Y. Laws [page number] when uh we do not use page numbers for that purpose we use chapters (I'm using "[Year] N.Y. Laws ch. [#]")
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Eb @ebthen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The idea that accessibility is a limited and non-renewable resource consistently keeps people from imagining a better world where we've designed things so everyone can actually get what they need and be comfortable. It also keeps people from demanding changes for the better from those with power.
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L-M @ramblingandpie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I am once again asking attorneys to not dabble in administrative law.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 08/08/2026
Lmao see this is the appropriate place for a judge to have a little fun

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ENDORSED ORDER denying without prejudice 678 Defendant LGBCoin, LTD's Emergency Time-Sensitive Motion for One-Day Extension of Deadline to Conduct In-Person Meeting to Prepare Joint Final Pretrial Statement. In the aforementioned 678
Motion, filed at 3:00pm eastern standard time on August 3, 2026,
Defendant LGBCoin, LTD requests that the Court rule on the Motion by 12:00pm eastern standard time on August 3, 2026. This request is denied as a metaphysical impossibility.
Defendant has leave to refile the 678
Motion once counsel understands the space time continuum. See StarTalk, Cosmic Queries - Pure Spacetime, StarTalk Media (July 7, 2026), https://startalk-
radio.simplecast.com/episodes/cosmic-
queries-pure-spacetime. Signed by
Judge Paul G. Byron on 8/4/2026. (JRI)
(Entered: 08/04/2026)


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Order on Motion for Extension of Time to File
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Will Wilkinson @wlknsn.xyz · 05/08/2026
My take on boots discourse is that we face a lemons problem with many consumer goods, given the acquisition of many storied brands by companies aggressively milking accumulated brand equity for higher profits, such that price and reputation for durability does not reliably predict higher roi.
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