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Watching High Fidelity in my 20s: It would be so cool to be a chain smoking loser with a record store. Watching High Fidelity in my 40s: This awful man should be killed.

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 12h

Ignoring someone on Teams vs wanting to make that little red “1” go away

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 15h

By the time we see him in the film, that big baggy cloak was like 75% cum-logged

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 15h

That’s why the Tusken Raiders would always run away from him. Super gross

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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 09/10/2026

Charlie's Angels in the Outfield

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/10/2026

There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sex so good you draw a picture of it and put it on your refrigerator

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The only way picking your opponents would work here is if the team’s player with the worst ABS record on the season made the choice.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think about this image more than I think about my loved ones.

Shirtless southern gentleman with a Chevrolet tattoo saying "doctor said my sugars high. I said now sir. Shes been clean and sober 3 months this week by the grace of god

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Settling into my desk at the start of the day, giving my manager a wink as I house 10 fiber one brownies

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Watching Ty France run is like watching myself run in a dream

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Halloween Oreos taste a little better than the regular kind

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Robbie Ray pitching to a left handed batter in the playoffs what could go wrong

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You are not alone. We are there with you on your phone in the bathroom.

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think I’ve become one of those guys at work who talks about what things used to be like at work

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Boiling my new mouth guard in hot dog water

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Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s called pooping, maybe you’ve turd of it.

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Thinking about how my parents had clear memories of like the JFK assassination and the moon landing and then realizing if my kids ever ask about anything in my lifetime the answer will be “uh, too much stuff happened, I don’t remember anything”

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

who was better? larry johnson or magic bird?

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jack Reacher has a medium-sized penis

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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Summer's over.

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You can be a little less careful around denimous snakes

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think it’s pretty easy to believe he would’ve fallen off that badly

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

*staring off into the distance and taking a deep breath as I realize what I must do* Time to go ogle Donald Trump

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Grant Holmes has a fair amount of neck

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Never gonna vote for this guy or this type of guy

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Zee (missing life's little cues) @miscue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

With his finger on the pulse of the US zeitgeist, Presidential Wannabe Gavin Newsom wades into the fight against rape on the side of ....the rapists. I cannot explain to you how hard I will NOT VOTE for this man. If you put him on the ballot, you will lose

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s the rules now. In playoffs it’s smart to not let your good pitchers pitch very long

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the #1 song in america is Pee by janice toilet

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mariners trying as hard as they can to not let the Angels get to 100

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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 26/09/2026

the sarlacc is shai-huluds lazy cousin

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AL west should have their playoffs canceled this year

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Good news, I put chapstick on before bedtime

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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I see Weston Wilson play for the Mariners in 2027 I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

His balls are stored in his weirdly shaped head

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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And the chances that these bozos got the exact shark...

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🎵Mr milkman Milk me a man🎵

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would never hire someone who doesn’t drink fluids

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The moment you've all been waiting for: InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1 is here. LISTEN NOW Spotify: bit.ly/4yeWXYx Apple Music: apple.co/4he9nds YouTube: bit.ly/4xE5ALb

Album cover for "Infowars: Theme Songs Vol. 1" by Nick Lutsko. The artwork features cartoonish illustrations of people in various energetic poses. The top banner says "Now Streaming" in a rainbow gradient. Music platform icons appear below: Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube Music.

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You should be allowed to sleep at work and work from home

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Also, why don’t we still call them “pollutions”

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Ryan J. (Headless version) @rajohns0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There should be saltine versions of every type of cracker

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