Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for Old Men. 192
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s called pooping, maybe you’ve turd of it. 0142
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🎶 It's like raaaaaiiinnnn on your wedding day It's a free riiiiiiide when you've already paid It's the good adviiiiice that you just didn't take And who would've thought? It figures. 🎶 010
Reposted by Kwisatz HaberdasherRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap 3464484
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only) 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“You simply won’t stand for it anymore.” 011
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“But Bozo … I *am* a doctor.” (snort) “Dentist … “ 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Scum of the Earth will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 020
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Fine. I still don’t want any ‘ifs’ or ‘ands’, though.” 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 05/09/2026🎶🎶🎶 As the daaayyys go byyyy (Living long and prospering) 🎶🎶🎶 010
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“So your radiator is pretty gummed up but it’s nothing a second-down jet sweep won’t fix.” 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 31/08/2026They did NOT want to hear about how many frequent flier miles I have. 010
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Some kids … they just know from the start. 000
Reposted by Kwisatz HaberdasherIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My favorite thing about Bluesky is that I can post whatever I want and no one will see it 1419144
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 19/08/2026To be fair, it’s about keeping up with the Joneses, not the Smiths. 000
Reposted by Kwisatz HaberdasherCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We may never get Daniel Day-Lewis on Hot Ones but we have this, which is kind of like thatyoutu.beDanny McBride's Closet PicksYouTube video by CRITERION 212814
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“What if I told you … the collars had been switched all along!” 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 08/08/2026People absolutely do not talk about this enough. I’ve got a thirsty-stone one with deep dark rings. 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Your GoFundMe after quitting would raise $1 million in a day. 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comWilly Wonka: My Reaction When She Won't Leave Me AloneAlt: Willy Wonka saying stop don’t come back 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Yep, when me and my crew weren’t tangling with those Britannica-browsing punks. 031
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.static.klipy.comOkay Then - Raising Arizona MemeAlt: Okay Then - Raising Arizona Meme 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 28/07/2026On the action front, always been partial to this one.youtu.beSerenity and The Rime of The Ancient MarinerYouTube video by plasmaburnthebc 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Co-sign. She moves to Chicago and becomes an investigative reporter. Hijinks ensue. “Close Quarters,” this fall on CBS! 010
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Salsa on another one to really feel the burn. (Both kinds!) 001
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Not sure she was better looking but Loni Anderson was just a lovely person. 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Well, wait a minute. Are there snacks and WiFi? Then I might consider it. 000
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I was too busy being the one man who had the courage to fight back. 010
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If you see this, post your mentor.static.klipy.comChevy Chase as Fletch Talks to MechanicAlt: Chevy Chase as Fletch Talks to Mechanic 011
Kwisatz Haberdasher @jefferson17.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“You know what da best paht of my day is? It’s for about 10 seconds from when I pull up to dat horse to when it’s inside the gates. Maybe you won’t be theyah. No goodbye or nuthin’ …. “ 011
Reposted by Kwisatz HaberdasherGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning 19195734340
