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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They’re killing a quiet poster every hour until they all start posting more. I don’t approve of these measures but it’s what’s happening.
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
big day for glob
Poster with lots of 5* reviews
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Let's go for a nice swim in the dangerous moat
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
deciding between first- or second-person plural for my next essay on a tragic topical issue, which do you think will better convince my audience to reflexively agree with me
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midgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i should be allowed to rub my face on paintings in the art gallery to fully appreciate the textures
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eff. @fabjx.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
thinking of him (once again)
Screen capture from Werner Herzog's documentary Encounters At The End Of The World (2007) showing a penguin walking away alone on the ice towards distant mountains, subtitled "He would neither go towards the feeding grounds at the edge of the ice nor return to the colony."
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We'll need you to mine deeper than ever before today, as the precious ore is becoming quite scarce
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dilute torbie curled up on a towel in a laminate wood shelf
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
website of certified art-enjoyers
Jenny holzer bot posts 'crime against property is relatively unimportant', man replies 'apart from being why we have the police'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
friends fear she's convinced herself there's a person in the house on a windy day again
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
in a cafe and they are on their third play of You Sexy Thing, and I think if someone here is trying to communicate a message, or preparing to do a comically Sheffield-themed marriage proposal, they are going too far
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sometimes I'll be standing next to a woman at the gym changing room mirror, she'll get out a makeup bag where I understand the use of approx 30% of the brushes and ointments, and I - a person who spends most of my free time on vintage fashion Instagram - have a moment of 'am I actually a butch'
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
wish i had less in common with these useless pricks
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
biography prize judges have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
my dad had a hand operation scheduled today that kept getting delayed because nine people came in with hand emergencies, turns out that trying and failing not to imagine those emergencies is a good way of putting my problems in perspective
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am going to read these 😎
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ehehe_he🐸 @ehehenohe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Good Morning, Little Frog. Well, Well, Well. Good Morning To You Too, Adult Frog. 2026/07/29. (East Japanese Tree Frog)
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
submitted an article today that I've had hanging around for more years than I want to say, now it just has to get accepted immediately so I can move on with my life!
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
17th-century Dutch engraving showing a team of pigs spinning cotton, while in the corner a woman — who'd normally be associated with the work — sleeps: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t…
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
two junk shops almost opposite each other, on a street near me, have both put up identical signs saying 'this shop is not connected to any other shop on this street'. The plot thickens, though I still have no idea what the plot actually is 👀
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
my favourite typo, 'nest behaviour' and 'nest wishes'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
if you want to add approx 40% more whimsy to your day, may I recommend walking around the park with an orange watering can under your arm, not forgetting to add a nice long flower stem
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it's a day for sunning yourself in the window, if you are a cat
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
tfw you get special treatment at a favourite local vintage shop for being loyal and wearing good clothes 😎
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
capturing you in a jar and using your bioluminescent properties as a calming presence on my nightstand
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
time for a new summer look
Screenshot of my bluesky header and user info with new name 'sea slug'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
sesame sea slug
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I can and I will
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
plants go crazy for water
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
tfw the vinted algorithm sees deep into your soul and draws out the long-forgotten word 'sandylion'
Vinted screenshot of animal-shaped stickers, 'caption rare sandylion 80s fuzzy stickers'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
me and @tomoshea.org have been watching a programme about Scottish prisons, with a cast of sympathetic but obviously troubled characters, and I feel a kind of immigrant pride at how it's forced the BBC to give up trying to do anything about swearing
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
at the moment I'm going with still wearing base layers but refusing to wear a coat (ok maybe a trench)
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
love to log on and repost the frog account
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
the life-changing magic of having somewhere nice to sit* *recently acquired the first sofas I've owned in my adult life
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@marthashearer.bsky.social @eireannmor.bsky.social heard you enjoyed egg-based content
Yellow old-fashioned book cover with white egg shape containing text: 'good egg dishes'Contents of book where every chapter is about a way of preparing eggs: baked, fried etc
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ehehe_he🐸 @ehehenohe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Good Morning. Its A Nice, Humid Morning, Isn't It, Mr. Frog? "......" 2026/05/08. (East Japanese Tree Frog)
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Lammy has clearly never watched The Rehearsal
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the problem of getting to the station early is that you then have to hear, and diligently ignore, announcements about the earlier train going to your destination which you are DEFINITELY NOT ON
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
tfw you start reading a thesis that you're examining and it's clear very quickly that it's going to be great 🙂🙂🙂
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
had a horrible nightmare on saturday, then went back to sleep and had a peaceful, trancelike dream about being at the snooker. don't think I've ever watched snooker, so I'm assuming this was conjured by all your posts 👍
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
idk how parents cope with the constant deranged projections of the gender regime onto their kids by other adults
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
if you need me I'll be in my seashell case
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dirté @dirte.net · 14/04/2026
okay so for context the Fiend is stealing my vitality
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
if I could achieve the perfection of just one of these paintings in my work I would expire
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
whimsical/extremely rude comments about new materialism buried in a reply
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
testing out some whimsical material on main to see if academic audiences are ready for it
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@iebrdgt.bsky.social did you independently just find my main (whose name cannot be spoken) or did you discover it was where I post the other 40% of my thoughts (typically the more boring ones that won't get me reported to my workplace) 👀
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
feminists have got to bring this one back imo. surprised it never made a return in the heyday of twitter beefing, perfect insult
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