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@rainfrog.bsky.social
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
big day for glob
Poster with lots of 5* reviews
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
website of certified art-enjoyers
Jenny holzer bot posts 'crime against property is relatively unimportant', man replies 'apart from being why we have the police'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I've never read this book, but I feel its cover does more to explain the matter at, er, hand, than its contents ever could
Book called the masculine mystique
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
time for a new summer look
Screenshot of my bluesky header and user info with new name 'sea slug'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
tfw the vinted algorithm sees deep into your soul and draws out the long-forgotten word 'sandylion'
Vinted screenshot of animal-shaped stickers, 'caption rare sandylion 80s fuzzy stickers'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
& the pages are dense with info - value for money, I guess!
Omelette recipesOmelette recipes
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@marthashearer.bsky.social @eireannmor.bsky.social heard you enjoyed egg-based content
Yellow old-fashioned book cover with white egg shape containing text: 'good egg dishes'Contents of book where every chapter is about a way of preparing eggs: baked, fried etc
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
cool new 30s/40s check shirt arrived this week, excited for Pearl summer again after 3 seasons of dressing as a wool blanket
Mia Goth as Pearl, wearing dungarees, raising pitchfork above head
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
good, a horrible fruit
Screenshot of post about rains damaging durian harvest with horrible picture of yellow seed inside shell
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
wtf man
Tobias Funke in Arrested Development painted blue
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
blocks are still quite pink 😬
Two carved lino blocks of saints with a lamb, palm, sword and lyre, red tint from residual ink
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
thanks! I would gladly accept any advice! I gather from the internet that I should have kept water away when cleaning, and scrubbed first with dish soap, or oil? I'm also not sure if I used the inks right, and if I should have diluted them first, which the pack suggests, and is new to me!
Metal tube with red dot and cardboard box on green carving mat
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I thought this toy was called 'Mr Flipper, the Healing Seal', but after calling it that for many years, I'm starting to wonder if that was actually just a name used by one friend
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
another good option 😌
Huge round seal plush toy
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
slug / pasta
crinkly pastaCrinkly blue sea creature
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
the time of night when only @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social is posting. the wee hours, one might say
Screenshot of account called ISS piss tracker, posting updates that say 'the piss tank on the ISS is now X% full'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I know this is a bit mean but...imagine doing #aesthetic annotation for Instagram of a novel narrated by a spy cop lol
photo of Instagram story with annotated page of book
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
pleased to meet you
blue sky user page with picture of frog, lilies and name 'darning mushroom'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
it's been nice being a perfectly spherical egg, but the leaves are turning and an autumn name change beckons
Bluesky user page with frog and text 'perfectly spherical egg' and 'rainfrog' handle
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
this cat is called Hana (true story) and she does what she likes
Black and white cat on top of end of fence
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
why do I find this stuff so annoying, am I just a grouch
she runs workshops, walks and creative projects that connect people with plants, folk knowledge and land-based practices (continues)
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
first had ramune in Japan 16 years ago, now I can get it (occasionally) from Lidl down the road. more drinks should come in this form imo
hand holding bottle with Japanese script and text 'hata'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Do we think this email from a journal was written by AI
Dear Hannah,

Thank you very much for your prompt reply and for suggesting alternative reviewers. We completely understand how demanding things must be for you, and we truly appreciate all the time and expertise you’ve contributed to academic work.

We’ll be sure to follow up with the scholars you recommended. Thanks again for getting back to us and for your help.
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
making tom look at my photos and I found this
sticker on lamppost with smiley face and unnerving actual teeth, with text 'smile and the world smiles with you'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
morning view to do some reading 🌞
river with blue sky
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
- cemetery gatehouse in sheffield is on airbnb! - it only has single beds
single chair on train with caption 'cuckstoel'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
going through my open tabs and -
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
snap 😎
Can with Palestine written on side
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
artist's impression of the construction truck driver cruising down easter road with his window open, blasting 'girls just wanna have fun'
chad meme
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
one bottle of your finest yuzu ginger non-ale please. the one with the owl on
brown beer bottle with red owl
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
this guy looks nervous but he is always breaking into our house
worried-looking cat next to wall
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
new name announcement
Screenshot of my bluesky profile with new username, perfectly spherical egg
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
in case anyone wonders why I am posting so much instead of a) doing my job or b) enjoying this sunny day, I am lying in bed with a hot water bottle, period pain, and a whole lot of self-pity - the only way through is painkillers and posting
Wizard of Oz revealed at his machine behind the curtain
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
thanks mum
Preview of times article on WhatsApp with headline 'an existential crisis? Can universities survive chatgpt?' with comment 'i saw this and thought of you H' and ambivalent emoji face
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Curious about the level of vetting and whether you could get her accidentally funding pro-trans groups...
Screenshot of website with info about jk Rowling women's fund eligibility criteria
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Pingu the penguin raising one flipper above head and one to the side, caption 'RIP Pingu'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
These are good and are both smooth, from an early Leon book. Sorry they're sideways, I can't get the app to cooperate!
Recipe for cauliflower, almond and turmeric soup Recipe for Indian parsnip soup
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
came out of the bathroom this morning to this creature sauntering out of my office. he does not live here but likes to visit sometimes for a little wander around
brown long-haired cat sitting by door
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
noises to attract
Reddit screenshot of person asking what noises can I use to get it to come to me, picture of possum
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
went into the bedroom yesterday after getting back from the shop and came across THIS CAT who does not live here, shown slinking away downstairs
guilty-looking cat at bottom of stairs with very fluffy tail
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
the problem with my discipline in one post
As a prof of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to this president's address: fuck you you fucked up fuck and fuck all the fuckers [general series of expletives and outrage]
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
unfortunately, for aesthetic reasons, I can never read Vandermeer's work again
Post by Jeff vandermeer saying: there are really only a few kinds of bird: adorblers, flutterbutts, darkwings, noctuvians, diveflumers [and other twee made-up words]
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
my contribution to furnishing the house is mainly finding things like this and trying to persuade @constantartifice.bsky.social that we need it before we need sofas and new bed
Small metal carousel with roof and horses
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
lemon piglet
Photo of a lemon with coin, cloves, toothpicks used to make it look like a pig. Caption describing process
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
lemon pig
Old illustration of round creature with inscrutable expression, caption 'the lemon pig'
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
a happy lemon pig to you all
Old illustration of a lemon with coin, cloves, toothpicks used to make it look like a pig, shown in front and side view
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
betting shop graffiti is back. A merry christmas to you too, mr don't gambley
Ladbrokes sign with graffiti 'don't gambley' in heart
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
have been appreciating my good fortune this week that writing about literature has somehow taken me around the world
River with skyscrapers in the background Close up of many green succulents
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
went back to newtown to visit the vegan japanese place I walked past the other day, it was as delicious as I'd hoped 😌
Ramen and drink
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sea slug @rainfrog.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Yes! That's the phrase people had said that I was trying to remember. @sluginkpress.bsky.social I feel like you might like to know about the bin chicken
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