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Ren 💜

@ragdollren.bsky.social
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Proudly disgaybled chicagoan living in A2, indoor cat, human muppet and trans trekkie til I die. they/he/get niche with it

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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 5h
I want to show you all the funniest single image in any Sesame Street book, from I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT starring Betty Lou.
An image of Business World magazine with a picture of Betty Lou, a smiling pink child. The headline reads The Global Economy.
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 08/05/2026
You know it's going to be a good episode of The X-Files when Mulder finds some goop
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SCARY millie pratt 💿 @hunterprattttt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't make multiple playlists. I make ONE. I shove all of the music I like in ONE BIG PLAYLIST. and if I don't want the song that plays, i SKIP IT
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 5h
quite possibly my lesbian awakening
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andrew Byrne's merch people should make socks with his face on them. They could call it Hoziery.
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P.L. Rock @plrock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Klobuchar's knowledge of college sports team mascots from the Midwest may have just saved the nation.
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man why the fuck is it almost 80 degrees in Michigan in late September I mean, we all know, but still
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AJ McTERROR @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As I was going to St Ives I met a masc with seven wives
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fucking christ, now what.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You wouldn’t believe how many songs I can never have heard. Millions. Billions maybe even
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Anthony Etherin @anthonyetherin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A RECIPE FOR EVIL (Palindrome) Evil: Oats. Apple. Kiwi. Kelp. Pasta. Olive.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do not like Teethward 🦷🦷🦷
Small plush Squidward toy. Heavy fabric upper and lower eyelids and an open, grimacing mouth with 4 realistic (plastic) teeth
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ozymandias Ozzy Wizard of Oz Ozman Little Man LittleMandias Little Man in a fur suit His Nibs Niblet Lord Niblington Little Boy Boychick He doesn't answer to any of them.
Grey cat sitting on a wooden floor.
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The like, peak busyness of this plasma donation center is a recession indicator (I am. Trying. To donate plasma)
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fact that Hacks is one slot below Louie is exactly what Hacks is about, tbh
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gritty has the same birthday as Jim Henson btw
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Fight For A Union @fightforaunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
190,000 home care workers in New York just filed for a union election. It could be the largest in US history! The record is 137,000 GM workers in 1940. They care for disabled New Yorkers in their own homes. Paid just $18hr with no benefits, no protections. Thats about to change.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shouldn't be a controversial take but Ruffles All Dressed™️ are better than Lay's All Dressed ™️ (because the spice mix sticks to the ridges better, obviously)
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries.
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Sean Coe @seanandcoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Knights of Guinevere episode 2 out October 9th! See you soon! #KnightsofGuinevere #KOG #Glitch #glitchproductions
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My favorite coffeeshop is small enough/has few enough employees that I can tell who controls the playlist any given time I'm in here: -Florence/Mitski/Phoebe Bridgers girlie -dude playing Zeppelin EXCLUSIVELY -oh you got gen X parents with good taste (Replacements/Talking Heads/Tom Tom Club/Bowie)
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
all Belle and Sebastian albums 1996-2003 EXCEPT Arab Strap but ESPECIALLY Fold Your Hands Child; The Weepies' Say I Am You; the Over The Garden Wall soundtrack
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two brains in a trench coat
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tyme nowe to playe the musique Tyme nowe to lighte the lightes Lo! See the gathered muppets on The Muppet Showe tonighte! Tyme nowe to put on grease-paynte Tyme nowe to dresse up righte Tyme nowe to rayse the curtayne on The Muppet Showe tonighte!
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cartoons not having middle fingers was an early S&P regulation to ensure no one was able to make them flip the bird
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ICE activity has been picking up again in Chicago A LOT. If you were previously involved with ICE watch efforts, now is a good time to reengage. I’m going to start wearing a whistle again.
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026
There is a dog I sometimes take for a walk and turn loose in a field, when I can’t give her the freedom I feel in debt. I hope God thinks like that and is keeping track of all the bliss He owes me. {Rabia of Basra}
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still unemployed! Had a 2 month gig where I was accidentally overpaid by the federal government and they're giving me 30 days to repay ~$1700. 🙃 And, this whole time, I've been giving UIC $284/mo to repay a scholarship for an MPH degree I dropped out of. 🙃🙃
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 18/09/2026
Part of what Mamdani is doing is explaining to people how government works. We've had 50 years of the GOP making sure it doesn't do anything but hurt and troll, while they yell that it's useless. Mamdani is like "no, it's for fixing shit and making decisions" and
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Surprised Pikachu Face - Mind Blown Meme
Alt: Surprised Pikachu Face - Mind Blown Meme
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vanity license plate spotted in the opthalmologist's office parking lot: FLESH
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aw, I loved Spring Awakening. He was so young, too.
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
exhausted last night with a song stuck in my head, thought to myself "what's that belle and seb song that goes lalala lala?" as if that narrows it down literally at all (it was Century of Fakers)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 17/09/2026
Yeah, this syncs up with my experience
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The only guy I ever met who actually worked on "effective altruism" as a job dumped his human-rights-lawyer girlfriend shortly after her debilitating cancer surgery, *specifically* so he could move to the UK and focus on effective altruism
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Ren 💜 @ragdollren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After my hellish morning, I'm seated for the AAPS meeting with ~30 parents of trans kids and the Childless Trans Adults
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