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Rachel

@rachelneedsanap.bsky.social
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Religious Studies & Hebrew Bible PhD student📚/Jewish✡️/ADHD & Autistic🎧/Mythology Nerd🏺/Recovering Attorney ⚖️/Perpetually Sleepy💤 (she/her)

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2h
A meme with text at the top that reads, "Me when more than one person is talking." Below the text, Bert from Sesame Street stands in the center with a wide-eyed, completely blank expression, hands folded in front of him, looking overwhelmed while Ernie, Cookie Monster, and Grover all surround him and talk at once. Next to Bert's head, text reads, "DIAL UP NOISES".
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Cerebellum and Open Border Appreciating Neuropsychologist🦦🦥 @dbuddingphd.myatproto.social · 2h
I’m not interested in some “updated”nuanced take of gamergate I was there and saw the whole thing
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
The citation chain usually works like this: -supposition stated as fact -supposition with reference to reputable book from c.1930s -reputable book from c.1930s with reference to Sir Edward Chortlemuffin, 1782 - Sir Edward Chortlemuffin, "here's an idea I'll fart out," 1782 /2
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 6h
Scholars debate exactly how good conditions were for religious minorities in Islamic Al-Andalus, but everyone agrees it was better for Jews than Christian rule. It takes some chutzpah for a Catholic priest to go to Jerusalem and say this, given what happened to the Jews when Catholics took Spain.
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Ryan Shirlow @ryanshirlow.bsky.social · 8h
“Dude how can you even compete without AI in your workflow?” what is a workflow
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barefootwriter @bfwriter.bsky.social · 11h
every day I wake up to Muslim politicians and candidates serving God and their fellow citizens, and Christian nationalists serving Mammon and themselves. I know who *my* enemies are and it sure ain't Muslims.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 11h
*feels my nervous system go into panic mode* What's got you so worked up?
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11h
israel is not “our own nation.” That’s the thing you’re not getting.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m #autistic & I like who I am. I’m not perfect, but no one is. I think my life is valuable & worthy of existence. When people talk about preventing or curing autism, they are telling me they don’t think my life is valuable. They think the world would be just fine or better off without me in it.
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pumquinn pie 🎃 @bug-in-a-cage.bsky.social · 11h
as much as i hate the "autism is actually a superpower" sentiment because no, it's frequently horribly disabling, i also hate the weird self-hating thing some autists do online where they're like "i wish i was never born autistic and if autism could be cured i'd take it, i just want to be normal"
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Ben, longtime Brewers fan @aceofbens.com · 11h
I'm autistic and a chronic overachiever and always got "a pleasure to have in class" on my report card. What more do you need? Even if I don't know how to do something, I'll hyperfixate and figure it out
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Jeffrey Scare-io 👻 😨 🎃 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 12h
Not decision paralysis, but action paralysis, which is also called executive dysfunction, which is otherwise cast as "procrastination/laziness" by pretentious and self-righteous normies.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 12h
Trans-genre ideology is taking over our schools! Confused young people are being led astray!
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
...this striking recent study, for one, that samples EXACTLY THE DEMOGRAPHIC this author ventriloquizes, but shows that Gen Z men are desperate for more depictions of SOFT masculinity and emotional expressivity! www.scholarsandstorytellers.com/evolvingmasc...
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Gen Alpha and Gen Z: Evolving Masculinity — Center for Scholars & Storytellers @ UCLA
While we believed Gen Alpha and Gen Z cared about the representation of the men they were watching, no data existed to confirm what they preferred to see. Thus, informed by our youth advisors and prof...
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 13h
I hadn't thought about it for a while, but the Jacobin essay seems of a piece. There's a kind of young leftist white guy who thinks women are a different species. (This is not *most* of the young leftist white guys I know, who are thoughtful and lovely.)
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 14h
But also, the public data suggests otherwise. Women don't avoid books by men, but men are more reluctant to read books by women. (And sure, not all men, but we're talking about directional trends re: who buys and reads books.)
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 23h
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Archaeologist: Heinrich Schliemann and dynamite.
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Dr. Jim Getz @jimgetz.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Assyriologist: Du[ring] grad sch[ool] I [took?] a position ... [13 lines illegible] ... now.
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helen @helensmith.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Early medievalist: "The manuscript, though well preserved on the whole, has suffered severe damage in several places."
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There’s a subset of #autistic people who firmly believe that somewhere, somehow, there are other autistic people who have it too easy. They blame all their struggles on these imaginary people instead of on real things like systemic ableism, stigma, & lack of resources.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
k9 advantix quickly stopped all the biting! …Oh fuck why do I still remember that now I’ll have it stuck in my head toooooo 🫠🫠🫠
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It is done, just needs a bibliography & image appendix.…after a break.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another one of these! Lolllll. They liked one recent post, my pinned post, & a single old post with the word “israel” in it. Guys, hot tip, if you just DON’T interact with the old israel post, I won’t know you litmus tested me OR that you’re weird about Jews!
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s ridiculous! I find myself ridiculous! I know EXACTLY what it needs to say. I can’t stop thinking about it. And yet.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
…Ok fine, I’ll go write.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The problem with this framing is that they always define “right to exist” as “right to prioritize maintaining a Jewish voting majority above enfranchising everyone who lives in the governed territories.” Which gets you precisely into the policies in question.
from the Stephen Wise Free Synagogue: “I’ll debate Israel’s laws, its leaders, its policies. But I won’t debate whether it has the right to exist. That’s a stupid debate.”
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Kari Dru @karidru.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The thing about that assertion is absolutely everything trains ai scrapers. If you're still posting images online but alt text is where you draw the line, instead of, oh, nightshading that image, then it's not about thwarting ai. You just don't think disabled people are worth your time.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1st panel: someone holding an injured Pikachu 'please help him, he's dying'

2nd panel: A nurse with US flag on her says "does he have insurance tho'
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
same, tho
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think that’s right. It’s the golden calf, almost literally, but with Jesus. The Israelites made an idol & then had the gall to say not only “this is a god,” but “this is the God of Israel.” These guys think they programmed Jesus.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dammit now the hamsterdance will be looping in my head all day.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you :) I’m trying to be chill. I’m not zionist, & I don’t hate anyone.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The lady in this ASMR video whispered: “Now tell me, what’s your dream pet?” Then she waited a few seconds, and said “No, not a dragon, a real animal!” Like she read my mind. I have never felt so understood by a content creator.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another one of these! Lolllll. They liked one recent post, my pinned post, & a single old post with the word “israel” in it. Guys, hot tip, if you just DON’T interact with the old israel post, I won’t know you litmus tested me OR that you’re weird about Jews!
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m doing nothing.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just write down what’s in your head, Rachel. You’ve thought it through a million times, just write it down. Once I get going, it will be easy. I know that, & I still feel stuck. #ADHD
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Says a guy who rants about Jews & Muslims having food available in a supermarket. I’m being restrained, honestly. Think about why you have such a problem with pluralism. It’s really weird.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You literally don’t have to buy it. Grow up.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like. Do you seriously wander through the grocery store thinking of reasons to be angry at religious minorities? That’s not healthy, man.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you understand that brands aren’t FORCED to get kosher or halal certification? It’s something they choose to do for their customers, because they think it will be good for their business. They want more people to be able to buy their product. No one is forcing anything on anyone.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok I realized this is probably an allergen thing, & I still like my guess better.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
…Do they sell edibles at some random bakery? Can I go there?
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The lady in this ASMR video whispered: “Now tell me, what’s your dream pet?” Then she waited a few seconds, and said “No, not a dragon, a real animal!” Like she read my mind. I have never felt so understood by a content creator.
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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
we are the witches they ran out of AI tokens trying to figure out how to kill meanwhile we remembered how to just write on paper
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Autistic in the Machine @autistinthemachine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Capitalism loves monotropism for productivity until monotropism becomes a force for clarity and social justice. #autism #monotropism
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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Magic amulets are fine according to the Talmud, as long as they work. This is NOT to be confused with forbidden witchcraft, which is when women
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nobody at the pharmacy knows I’m actually thinking about Triptolemus’s winged dragon chariot. #Autistic
Meme showing a guy alone in the corner at a party watching other people dance.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nobody at the pharmacy knows I’m actually thinking about Triptolemus’s winged dragon chariot. #Autistic
Meme showing a guy alone in the corner at a party watching other people dance.
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m clean, I’m dressed, I’m doing errands. How do you do, fellow adults? #ADHD
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have to write & I have to do errands. I’m trying to decide which thing I want to do less, so that I can use the procrastination to motivate me to do the other thing. #ADHD
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