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[watching the Kyle Gordon "If You Break Up with Me" video]
spouse: this is like every song you show me
me: ...you're not wrong...
[later, in the car, listening to Dashboard Confessional's "Hands Down"]
spouse: SEE. HE'S SINGING ABOUT WANTING HER TO KILL HIM!
me: LOOK I HAVE NO REAL DEFENSE HERE!