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I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
We unlocked each new level of Internet by playing through the game. These kids are getting access to all the bosses and weapons from the start and they don’t have enough XP to handle it
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
"And Just Like That" happened in a snowglobe that Samantha knocked off the desk she was having sex on
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I just wanna congratulate everyone on my flight on their first time ever deboarding a plane, it was really lovely to watch
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Poet: I would cross oceans, climb mountains, and endure the deepest darkest valley for you. *hears you eating cereal in the morning Poet: I’m out.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
asking someone who makes an offensive comment and then says it was just a joke “why is it funny. explain the joke. describe the construction of the joke” is incredibly effective at making them sound like complete maniacs. this is the peak of the art form I think
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Georgia Cook @georgiacooked.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I don’t care if “AI will soon be the norm”, I don’t care if “we all have to adapt or die”, you won’t convince me to use it in any of my creative roles. Seeing writers use AI generated book and podcast covers, Artists using Chat GPT, creatives using AI voices. That’s an immediate blacklist from me
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
John Haliburton the severity of your Dad Crimes are being reevaluated in light of this disgusting new case
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Screw AI, I’m going to use MORE em-dashes & MORE “delve,” Emily Dickinson would want me to
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quinoatho @quinoatho.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
my personal roman empire is how i think people really misunderstand that one line of that one mary oliver poem actually
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
timothee chalamet hasn’t slept in weeks
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
With the SNL thing and the NBA All-Star game happening at the same time, this would be a great time to commit a heist on America's boyfriends
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Is it an exaggeration to call Bob Dylan the greatest American poet? No. He was a phenomenal lyricist:
This one, got a princely racket
That's what I said, now
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head, now
You marry him, your father will condone you How 'bout that, now
You marry me, your father will disown you He'll eat his hat, now
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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
From @cynthiamhoffman.bsky.social 's book, Exploding Head. #poem #cynthiamariehoffman #poetry #books
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quinoatho @quinoatho.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Trying to get an @eve6.bsky.social song out of my head but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside.
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
maybe she's born with it maybe she's spiraling 🎶
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
May the diss tracks written about you not be total bangers
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My “be mad at only one thing per day” project has transformed into a “pick one thing a day NOT to be mad about” project
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Museum Bums @museumbums.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
A visual representation of how Monday makes us feel. #MuseumBums 👍🏛️🍑 This frantic scene, and exquisite bum, can be found on the Achilles - Penthesileia sarcophagus in the Vatican Museums. Thanks Bram Donders for sharing!
A battle scene with humans and horses
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Mavs trading Luka is like Nintendo getting rid of Mario and being like, we’re excited about our future with Crash Bandicoot
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Nneka @nnekaboo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him. There’s a lesson there!
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colors.bsky.social @colors.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
#51b3c5
a square filled with the color #51b3c5.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 03/02/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words"I find it difficult to concentrate while being bombarded with bullshit"
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 30/01/2025
I wrote this a year and a half ago and it still feels relevant, about recipes and meal planning but also about everything www.eater.com/23745417/ai-...
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Go Ahead and Make Your AI Recipe. It Won’t Be Good.
Keep your computer away from my food.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
‘The Peace of Wild Things’ - Wendell Berry (2018)
The Peace of Wild Things
Wendell Berry

When despair for the world grows in me
and I wake in the night at the least sound
in fear of what my life and my children’s lives may be,
I go and lie down where the wood drake
rests in his beauty on the water, and the great heron feeds.
I come into the peace of wild things
who do not tax their lives with forethought
of grief. I come into the presence of still water.
And I feel above me the day-blind stars
waiting with their light. For a time
I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.
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inven @inven.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
if they're the silent generation why don't they stfu already am i right
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 28/01/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "this definitely makes you sound like a dumbfuck!"
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
You expect me to be interested in a song that's made by ai. A thing that couldn't care less if someone puts it's heart in a blender
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quinoatho @quinoatho.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Genuinely afraid I used up all my witty remarks on Twitter.
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