wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 06/10/2026a little known fact is that WH Macy actually named himself Macy after his department store 010
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 27/09/2026i was trying to fuck this girl once and it was too tight to work. i call that move “bus on the southern state parkway” 010
Reposted by wendy almondsweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322534
Reposted by wendy almondsOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Guys, please stop with the “please clap” when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry… If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I molt. I deposit egg sacs on bulkheads. I consume all organics on board. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum. 1223
Reposted by wendy almondsJim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang! 10921110
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026this is ground control to work dog, you’ve really made the grade 010
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026i deposit now many jokes within my bank of drafts for i know not how many moons it may be until my humours again are fertile 020
Reposted by wendy almondsThe Necessary Evil - Vereor Nox @tne-vereornox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026thats the post 51401457
Reposted by wendy almonds𝓵𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓪 🧜🏾♀️ @arielisreading.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026We already have it:static.klipy.comPocahontas: These White Men Are DangerousALT: Pocahontas: These White Men Are Dangerous 31260379
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026mike pence is getting shown the light by nancy mace and lauren boebert wearing strapons tonight 100
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026taylor lorenz is stupid and has always been stupid. my prediction for the nezt pseudointellectual new york writer to go crazy is xochitl gonzalez 000
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026i want to appreciate how weird this setup is too. outside in a park at a picnic table suggests casual, between friends. his laptop suggests interview. is this a conversation or an interrogation? why are these people so bad at basic natural interaction? 110
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026i’m watching bridgerton, so add “it seems brother” to the beginning and “i do think” to the end 130
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 20/09/2026kissing under the cider tap getting absolutely drenched 120
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 19/09/2026i’m clapping like shia leboeuf in the canibal video. 020
Reposted by wendy almondswendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 22/08/2026*bluesky voice* i’m not kinky but don’t call me vanilla, i’m biracial 062
