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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
airbuds poster
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
don’t talk to me if you don’t fuck with this
a bunch of avocado cubes in a bowl
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
video "I got arc flashed." by "derek the solarboi"
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
what would you do if a cult worshipped you as a wrong gender Deity?
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
a look inside the mind of a redditor
a screenshot of two reddit posts i took while trying to find opinions on an nyc business. both are on r/asktransgender. 
- A really attractive girl wants to date me, but she wants me to be her sub?
- My boyfriend told me he wants to be a woman like Petra Parker.
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
street sign for garfield in a queens neighborhood
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
we're eating yogurt here
radiator springs gas station from the movie cars
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
got served this sauce at a bar last night. it tasted like sauce. it was so grey. what is this please
a grey sauce
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
sorry everyone
my scrobbles on lastfm down week over week
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
back in the day we only worried about one kind of copilot tip
inflatable horny copilot from airplane (1980)
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
last night we hit the lime snack
lime carcasses on the table at the bar
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
oh
nobody beats our meat sign
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
- census - woman on the internet
still from The Office. “you miss 100% of the shot you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky” -michael scott
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
i fear
my stats from my image server. 106k photos, 15k videos.more stats. bottom row is me: 209GB of photos, 408GB of videos
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
stop doing that
meat tenderizer
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 24/08/2026
see it. say it. sorted.
guy on plane with a hoodie that says LET GOD SORT ‘EM OUT with a little jet trail above it
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 24/08/2026
does he masturbate do you think?
tivo guy
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
transgender sandwich
sandwich board with white pink and blue lettering for normal ass food
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
baffled by my own breadcrumbs
my bsky searches:
- vanilla
- hinduism is fucking
- sam
- fucking nuts
- music
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
hey bluski
states where i’d never: everything is marked never but 
probably not: colorado, oregon, connecticut, wisconsin, michigan, hawaii, alaska
maybe: virginia, maryland, dc, new jersey
yes: illinois, pennsylvania, massachusetts 
absolutely: new york, california
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
like it or not this is ideal travel
purse on suitcase. socks and berks
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
fuck
my friend telling me i’m chopped auntie because i don’t like the high schoolers yelling on the train
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
#SelfieSunday
tivo guy
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
an era before ai
awesome graphic of clip art guys walking into a building with a red circle with a line through it, but the line is the word “tailgating”. it says “no tailgating into building. fob yourself in. also wait for Door to close both ways”
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
thanks wateratairports.com
posting on a forum called water at airports dot com about the location of a water fountain and filling station in jfk terminal 8
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/08/2026
bullshit like this is why im here
a SQL function that turns an hh:mm:ss time string into seconds with an array zip, map, and reduce
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
heh
an all brick armory in san francisco
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 19/08/2026
fran save me
fran from The Apartment (1960)
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
For one of the twelve Amazons listed by Diodorus Siculus, see Aella (Amazon).
Wikipedia page for Aella (writer). It starts "For one of the twelve Amazons listed by Diodorus Siculus, see Aella (Amazon)."
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
terrastone.gallery/products/ael... do they know
a big slab of marble, apparently called aella?
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 17/08/2026
farting a lot?
ad on a telephone pole that says “farting a lot?” and has a duck crossing the road in the crosswalk. what?
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/08/2026
remember cody’s lab? this is her now
claireviolet standing on a giant figma ad in a train station
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
found this cafe, it’s on fucking Claude Lane
website for “corgi cafe” which says it’s “a cafe open 24/7 for the builders_ because the world’s greatest and most impactful work (bunch of icons) doesn’t stop @ 5:00”. there’s a link to “own a drink”, and locations in San Francisco’s financial district, buckhead atl, shoreditch london, dogpatch sf, and nomad nya bunch of drinks named after and by AI companies. jesus christmore. including “elevenlatte by eleven labs” “berry ripped by rippling”, “mongodb greens” and “brexspresso”. i want to kill myself
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
in the time i waited like five groups came up, got confused by the single stall gender neutral bathrooms and left. if you’re woke you get to pee
red light on an “all gender & family” bathroom door to indicate it’s occupied
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 14/08/2026
claireviolet’s hands ripping apart my cable
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
good service
redmond trams in 14 and 20 minutes
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
this is an all timer for me
tweet from a guy named adam kotso: what's your favorite tech innovation?
- illegal cab company
- illegal hotel chain
- fake money for criminals
- plagiarism machine

it's a poll.
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
situations are being had
handwritten sign: 
caution: we have had some situations of unauthorized individuals buzzing units for access and getting into the building, some identifying as amazon or fedex. 
if you are not expecting a package or visitor. do not let in !
yesterday we had a situation because of this and also packages stolen. -> once again the request to add instructions to your order-“deliver to unit door. so not leave in lobby”
thnz mgmt
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
my closet guy when i tell him a new deep and dark secret
jetbrains "updating skeletons"
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
she is me
sinus bimbo with skull with sinuses next to her
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
me if u even care
weird sinus diagram demon. eyes drawn (oddly detailed. dead stare). sinuses drawn mirrored, creepy
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 05/08/2026
another wretched creature of fifth avenue, the harry potter store
harry potter store for children with bad taste and adults with bad children’s taste. on fifth and 22
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 03/08/2026
storefront says stand alone cheese. is closed
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
:)
fuck ice written on a little label in a citibike basket
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 31/07/2026
this is what i look like if u even care
walter matthau in the taking of pelham 123 in a beige suit with a plaid red and blue dress shirt with a mustard yellow tie
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 28/07/2026
work step sister (complicated; not actually my step sister) recommended this album and it’s so good
screenshot of Snow Strippers’ 2022 album The Snow Strippers. playing is Insane Like Me
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 27/07/2026
sammy the squirrel real cropped
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 27/07/2026
tag yourself l
movie credits. The Hostages:
The Maid, The Mother, The Homosexual, The Secretary, The Delivery Boy, The Salesman, The Hooker, The Old Man, The Older Son
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 25/07/2026
be advised: big hotdog in times square
a pic hotdog in times square. i took this pic from a white citibike
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wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/07/2026
as far as i’m concerned flying the axs flag is an open declaration of war
AXS flag at forest hills stadium
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