wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 27/09/2026i was trying to fuck this girl once and it was too tight to work. i call that move “bus on the southern state parkway” 010
Reposted by wendy almondsweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106612519
Reposted by wendy almondsOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Guys, please stop with the “please clap” when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry… If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I molt. I deposit egg sacs on bulkheads. I consume all organics on board. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum. 1223
Reposted by wendy almonds412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang! 10921110
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026i deposit now many jokes within my bank of drafts for i know not how many moons it may be until my humours again are fertile 020
Reposted by wendy almondsThe Necessary Evil - Vereor Nox @tne-vereornox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026thats the post 51398458
Reposted by wendy almondslactose tummy ache survivor @arielisreading.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026We already have it:static.klipy.comPocahontas: These White Men Are DangerousALT: Pocahontas: These White Men Are Dangerous 31259378
Reposted by wendy almondsMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We have to make growth and development without displacement possible, because the neighborhoods it produces are the best in the world 15111
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026mike pence is getting shown the light by nancy mace and lauren boebert wearing strapons tonight 100
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026taylor lorenz is stupid and has always been stupid. my prediction for the nezt pseudointellectual new york writer to go crazy is xochitl gonzalez 000
Reposted by wendy almondswendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 22/08/2026*bluesky voice* i’m not kinky but don’t call me vanilla, i’m biracial 062
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 19/09/2026@mbbischoff.com comes to my house and says shit like “sorry i should’ve brought my juicer, im juicing as fast as i can” 150
Reposted by wendy almondsMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Renaming "AI" to mean "America Intelligence" is right there but he missed it. Low energy. Sad. 966643
Reposted by wendy almondsOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ours is the century of oppositional defiant disorder 1101
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 17/09/2026it’s so chud that my terrible screens can’t be removed 000
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 17/09/2026watching bridgerton and creating quite a mound of tissues 110
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 17/09/2026remember when logic said "crazy shit is going on in lebanon i dont give a fuck my favorite show is coming on" 110
Reposted by wendy almondspsychologically sick with it @publicsexforest.golf · 17/09/2026I'm a webp believer 4182
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026Top 10 Most Sexually Prolific Lesbians and Bisexuals Of Old Hollywood 000
Reposted by wendy almondswendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026trans women inside the cluster: and when the music hits together in the forest you lose yourself trans women outside the cluster: i stabbed my girlfriend look how pretty it is 0113
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026depression is so stupid. oh there’s 30 minutes less sun, better kill myself 120
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026 SOPHIE left me unprepared by not making BODYSHOPPING 000
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026i’m charting your shirt watch out. you’re just a row to me. 100
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026they’re putting me in jail for having too many jupyter notebooks open 020
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026trans women inside the cluster: and when the music hits together in the forest you lose yourself trans women outside the cluster: i stabbed my girlfriend look how pretty it is 0113
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026why are people posting about sankey charts what happened 000
