wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 06/10/2026a little known fact is that WH Macy actually named himself Macy after his department store 010
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 27/09/2026i was trying to fuck this girl once and it was too tight to work. i call that move “bus on the southern state parkway” 010
Reposted by wendy almondsweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322534
Reposted by wendy almondsOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Guys, please stop with the “please clap” when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry… If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I molt. I deposit egg sacs on bulkheads. I consume all organics on board. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum. 1223
Reposted by wendy almondsJim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang! 10921110
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026i deposit now many jokes within my bank of drafts for i know not how many moons it may be until my humours again are fertile 020
Reposted by wendy almondsThe Necessary Evil - Vereor Nox @tne-vereornox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026thats the post 51401457
Reposted by wendy almonds𝓵𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓪 🧜🏾♀️ @arielisreading.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026We already have it:static.klipy.comPocahontas: These White Men Are DangerousALT: Pocahontas: These White Men Are Dangerous 31260379
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026mike pence is getting shown the light by nancy mace and lauren boebert wearing strapons tonight 100
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026taylor lorenz is stupid and has always been stupid. my prediction for the nezt pseudointellectual new york writer to go crazy is xochitl gonzalez 000
Reposted by wendy almondswendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 22/08/2026*bluesky voice* i’m not kinky but don’t call me vanilla, i’m biracial 062
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 19/09/2026@mbbischoff.com comes to my house and says shit like “sorry i should’ve brought my juicer, im juicing as fast as i can” 150
Reposted by wendy almondsMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Renaming "AI" to mean "America Intelligence" is right there but he missed it. Low energy. Sad. 966543
Reposted by wendy almondsOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ours is the century of oppositional defiant disorder 1101
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 17/09/2026it’s so chud that my terrible screens can’t be removed 000
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 17/09/2026watching bridgerton and creating quite a mound of tissues 110
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 17/09/2026remember when logic said "crazy shit is going on in lebanon i dont give a fuck my favorite show is coming on" 110
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026Top 10 Most Sexually Prolific Lesbians and Bisexuals Of Old Hollywood 000
Reposted by wendy almondswendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026trans women inside the cluster: and when the music hits together in the forest you lose yourself trans women outside the cluster: i stabbed my girlfriend look how pretty it is 0113
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026depression is so stupid. oh there’s 30 minutes less sun, better kill myself 120
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026 SOPHIE left me unprepared by not making BODYSHOPPING 000
wendy almonds @wendy.northsky.social · 16/09/2026i’m charting your shirt watch out. you’re just a row to me. 100
