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queen cryptid

@queencryptid.bsky.social
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Enthusiast, Wisconsinite. 25% games, 25% politics and history, 50% dinosaur shitposts. Occasional cats. Extremely specific opinions.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 28/09/2025
Bats in other countries can harbor other diseases like lyssavirus which also are really shitty! It’s not “rabies” but causes a similar disease with the same outcome and also requires vaccines! Best to just not attempt to handle bats at all and reach out to wildlife rehabbers for help!
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Anthony Iannaccio @mrtonynacho.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Mister Rogers never misses
You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful 

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodThan any computer could ever be. You know why?

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodYou’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine.

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodHuman beings are far more wonderful than machines.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This little dumbass cost me almost two grand in the space of the last two weeks (dental surgery + emergency vet visit when he developed a post-surgery infection). Anyway I started my day today bursting into tears of relief because he's back on his 5 am decree bullshit. Never change, you tiny jerk.
A black cat on a yellow and white knitted blanket, on his back, looking like a menace.
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
A reminder to self: you are the only person alive with really strong feelings about the facts behind In Re: Booth, no one wants to read a novel about it, you KNOW this.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Guys, you're still trying to replace FDR. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.
Brad Pitt in Moneyball
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
what the actual fuck?
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
As an (occasionally) proud Wisconsin native, my dearest hope is that now everyone goes back to ignoring us. It is unnatural for people outside of the Midwest to even know who we are.
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Like non-crab crustaceans evolving into crab-like forms, all Chicagoans eventually converge into one Type of Guy
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I can't imagine practicing law as a solo practitioner. I have a case right now that is an absolute clown college and I would burst like an overinflated balloon if I didn't have a group of people I can breathlessly update.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Look, it's not your political beliefs I don't respect, it's you
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Ausarchosaur @ausarchosaur.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
BBC Earth doesn’t seem to have an active account on here, so I thought I’d share the news. First look at Walking with Dinosaurs (2025)!
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It has finally happened: I am finally in the position of being mild-mannered local counsel running fucking circles around the out-of-state dumbass attorney who Will. Not. Listen. when I tell him what WI law says. It would feel incredible except that it's such a waste of my time.
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Adroitly Absurd @adroitlyabsurd.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
If you told a medieval person we had a nearly foolproof means of cutting debilitating disease & mortality (particularly infant/child) w/ a pinprick & boiling milk but tossed it out over demonstrable lies they’d throw you off a bridge
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Milwaukee, WI!! Steve is a lovely kitty looking for a home!! Adoption application here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
docs.google.com
Feline Adoption Application
Complete the following form to be considered for adoption. Please note: Kittens are social creatures and do best in pairs! If you are applying to adopt a single kitten, you must have a social reside...
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Andy | Paleocartoonist @skinkpunch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Did You Know? Dimetrodon #paleontology #comics #paleoart
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SUE the T. rex 🦖 @suethetrex.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
My favorite part of every museum is the wet nightmares they keep on display at a child’s eye level.
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Katy Chalmers @katypillar.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I can finally share this now that it’s finished! My embroidered Tie Dye Stegosaurus! #Embroidery #Dinosaur #Art #SciArt
Silhouette of a stegosaurus filled with pastel rainbow tie dye in a swirl pattern.
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Once again contemplating what dinosaur would be most comfortable to ride around, assuming any would consent to being ridden (a big ask). It's Hadrosaurus, right? I think you could definitely ride around on a Hadrosaurus.
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Rockola @darksideofwoman.bsky.ar · 25/12/2024
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Lindsey Wakefield @lindseywakefield.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Here's a very colorful Yutyrannus. Was trying out a lot of different programs and techniques to try and push my art and style. I feel like I am getting there, but still have a lot to learn. I hope you all enjoy this piece, and look forward to more in 2025. Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Colossal squid's one big trick is they can do the equivalent of you surviving a year on one grain of rice because you're too lazy to go look for food and that's why its the most relatable animal on earth
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The Evil Dr. Joanna and Her Two Giant Demon Dogs @jlphistory.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Wanna see a Snow Dino?
Snow Dino! It’s got scales on its tail and a big smile
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Earonn @earonn.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
And to you and your loved ones 🎄
A nativity populated with dinosaurs
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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Festive Greetings
Euoplocephalus hitting a Tyrannosaurus with its tail club by Dorling Kindersley
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
He's been sitting like this for five minutes. Does he know he looks ridiculous
A black cat with green eyes. A sliver of little pink tongue is visible. He looks absurd.
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"I like that corner cupboard," I mention to my father casually, forgetting that he is a woodworker and I am the one child within reasonable furniture transport distance. And so:
A jaunty corner cupboard, painted off white with an orange shelf in the center. The top shelves use a veneer that mimics the look of old-school ribbed glass. It's just been finished and is sitting in a basement workshop.
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
We need something like the Bechdel test specifically for journalism/documentaries/etc. about agriculture, except the test is whether the piece ever acknowledges farm laborer safety issues.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
theonion.com
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Why is horse anatomy Like That. Evolution, what the fuck?
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I want to pretend my favorite paleoart is something actually good, but actually it's this specific piece. The vibe is incredible and I think about it at least five times a day.
A depiction of Deinocheirus mirificus, by Sergey Krasovskiy. It has its hands facing up and is staring up at something with an open mouth. There's a real 'what is this bullshit?' vibe to the pose.
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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Okay, The Internet.... we need to talk...🤔 #MosaicMonday
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The CEO of Raw Farm—whose milk is contaminated with bird flu—says RFKjr’s transition team asked him to apply for the position of FDA advisor on Raw Milk Policy and Standards Development.
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California suspends distribution of Raw Farm raw milk products after bird flu detection | CNN
Distribution of Raw Farm raw milk products has been suspended after bird flu virus was found in milk samples, the California Department of Food and Agriculture said.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
she believes this is true because she doesn’t believe that trans people exist, making it impossible to discriminate against them
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Libby Spencer @libbyspencer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Good news of the day: This is a win. www.2news.com/news/nationa...
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Unions score a major win in Wisconsin with a court ruling restoring collective bargaining rights
Wisconsin public worker and teachers unions have scored a major legal victory with a ruling that restores collective bargaining rights.
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Ambulocet @szympansier.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Third day of #Hadvent Tethyshadros #paleoart
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
“Alright, fine! I’ll put it on. But I swear to God, if the sleeves are too long, someone’s getting eaten!”
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I'm watching a pair of chickadees be dramatic as hell at each other. Were non-avian dinosaurs all divas too, or is the drama gene unique to the bird lineage?
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Yankee Jane @yankee-jane.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
One of the more incredible things about the Internet is that, every day, I can read a brand new sentence that immediately beams mental pictures onto my mind screen that I never would have experienced otherwise, for good or for ill.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/11/2024
low key the most egregious condescension is this idea that conservatives do not have agency and are not making choices but are purely reactive and have no mind of their own
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Deinocheirus paleo art. It has its dumb mouth open and silly arms spread.
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Every once in a while I daydream about making a video essay about why Ea-Nasir became such a meme. I will never do it, but I daydream about it.
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The mammalian urge to be in a small warm burrow is never stronger than in November.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
bird sounds
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queen cryptid @queencryptid.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I cannot understate how much I hate the euphemism "underage woman" and resent every journalist who uses it. You're looking for "minor".
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The council will judge your fate.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/11/2024
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a little grey songbird is perched on a branch overlooking a golden field with some dogwoods and bare trees. It says "Hi! Just a small songbird over here." In panel 2, we zoom in on the songbird who says "A harmless songbird. Nothing to worry about." In panel 3, more zoom, and the bird says "No murder is about to happen. Not even a little murder!" In panel 4 we have fully zoomed in on the Northern Shrike. Its eye glows a little red and it says "Well, maybe a little".
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Harakku @harakka.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I love prehistoric planet baby t rex
baby tyrannosaurus rex from Prehistoric Planet
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