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stressed and well-dressed. he/him.

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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 16h
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; but never doubt I fuck.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 21/09/2026
captain america catching mjolnir but it's me catching a bagel at yom kippur break fast
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A lot of people are not well right now: physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. This is an excellent time to de-escalate conflicts and to lean into patience. This is true in our personal lives and also (maybe especially) online when it's overwhelmingly strangers crashing into each other.
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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 18/09/2026
Blue-tie guy: It’s Kryptonite, your holiness. The Pope: No shit. Please place that in a lead container and let Superman know we shall keep it safe from Lex Luthor.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Playing Dragon Quest V (good game!) and it’s really striking me how the DQ games are one of the most lowercase-c conservative franchises in gaming. Each game is about a group of monsters waging war against humanity. They’re lead by a scheming Demon Lord, who opposes a righteous and loving deity
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm only about forty pages into Karen Hao's book on OpenAI, but it's taught me this much: these people are all such fucking losers.
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
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it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need 300k Wile E Coyote/Road Runner toxic yaoi STAT
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just had a realization that left me like
A meme of SpongeBob SquarePants sitting alone at a booth. There is a mug of steaming coffee in front of him. He has a pensive, almost worried expression.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you want to watch children get abused, there's always Texas high school football.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
as a colleague pointed out, they can't do anything with the new Harry Potter that would make the existing theme park infrastructure obsolete
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
friendly reminder.
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Harry Potter? Hairy Nutz!! #gotem
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No dying,

ABSOLUTELY no dying until It Happens

(to a crowd of trans adults, trans kids, and also trans but he's looking at the guy's ass)
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Still cracking up over the idea of a movie asking "What if Scrooge had a point," because A) he didn't and B) it's not as if we haven't already had the entire run of DuckTales to explore this question
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whatevermeg.bsky.social @whatevermeg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This was my submission. Same sentiment, but meme form.
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie Lincoln Park
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when I tell you I love my home state.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m at the first day of a job. I’m at the first day of school. I’m at the combination of first day of a new job at a school
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no one has ever had, or will ever have, a better creative day than Dolly Parton writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Marc Singer @theothermarcsinger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you need a pick me up, just remember that right now, somewhere in Minneapolis, a newspaper editor is shouting "bring me pictures of Spider-Man!" into his telephone handset.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me when someone brings up that a fictional woman killed people:
Bart Simpson saying “she sure did.”
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bring back the HVGN but to review individual games from UFO 50 like they were real classic NES or TG16 games
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Athena Hollins @athenahollins.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Liam has been on my mind constantly the past 2 weeks. This picture was seared into my brain; it is evidence of the total lack of humanity within this administration. Many thanks to @danilawaart.bsky.social for allowing me to recreate this beautiful work as crop art. #cropart #iceout #jamesbaldwin
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the soundtrack to Star Wars
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
poll for my friends here: What is the media you love the most (book, movie, tv show, video game, whatever) that has the WORST writing? Just absolutely indefensible. Bonus points if it's not an issue of being problematic, but just mechanically bad.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
To get turned into a baby once may be regarded as a misfortune, to be turned into a baby twice looks like carelessness.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the romantics (the Shelleys, Byron. Polidori, et al). part riverdale part keeping up with the kardashians.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Like all British upper class men he just kind of assumes that being vaguely posh will fool 99% of Americans or members of the Commonwealth and infuriatingly he's completely right.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
bad new x-men character: I'm Zicron. I can change elements, but I'm tormented from when I turned my parents' carbon atoms into uranium and killed them good new x-men character: sup losers I shoot blasts from my dick that are different colors depending on who I last slept with. call me Fucko Stucco
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wracking my brains to remember if there were any other better, cooler, and more logical ways public bathrooms were separated in 60s America.
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
andrew wakefield is an under-discussed time travel target
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Speaking of Dobby, I often think about how people who haven’t read those books would be surprised to learn just how many pages are devoted to defending slave labour
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
me: hey do you have this movie I want to watch? Disney: no Netflix: not anymore Apple: ew no CBC Gem: yes and it’s free Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If Cardiff had to dismantle Ianto’s shrine then you can dismantle “Dobby’s grave” Torchwood was a hot mess of a show but as far as I know no one involved in the making of it is actively using their money to stop trans people pissing, by the way
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 07/08/2026
YES YES
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it would be sort of funny if trump and biden died on the same day like jefferson and adams but it was jan 6
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