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stressed and well-dressed. he/him.

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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feels excellent on a phone screen. The way the numbers flash and fade when you’ve cleared a row is beautifully satisfying.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ZERO!!! I will close all of my tabs and windows at night. my phone will have tabs open until I realize i have too many (ie like 5) and close them all.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; but never doubt I fuck.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look I know that it it pales in comparison to everything else, but it's so exhausting what a fucking loser this guy is.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes they've definitely jerked off together, next question.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 21/09/2026
captain america catching mjolnir but it's me catching a bagel at yom kippur break fast
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A lot of people are not well right now: physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. This is an excellent time to de-escalate conflicts and to lean into patience. This is true in our personal lives and also (maybe especially) online when it's overwhelmingly strangers crashing into each other.
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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 18/09/2026
Blue-tie guy: It’s Kryptonite, your holiness. The Pope: No shit. Please place that in a lead container and let Superman know we shall keep it safe from Lex Luthor.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why do I have to go to work? This should be a holiday.
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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Their formula. The monsters don’t hit as a fictional stand in for xyz minority because they’re all sick-ass Toriyama designs. Musical themes are used and re-used because they are, unfortunately, really goddamn good. And the gameplay formula just works. Every time.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
with each new entry. Pokémon is sort of stuck in the past, but each generation has a new big gimmick. Dragon Quest just keeps chugging along. I also don’t think they’re like, that morally iffy - they’re inspired by fairy tales and mythology, and never challenged those tropes when they got into
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think the reason it’s so striking to me is that the gameplay has remained so similar. Spelled names, classes, monster and NPC design have all been remarkably consistent for forty years. This isn’t to say I think this is bad - love the games! - but it’s interesting. Final Fantasy zigs and zags
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You’re always fighting for the status quo - things have always been peaceful until recently, when They showed up. The kings and queens you meet are generally good leaders, unless being bamboozled by a monster. A bad leader is because they specifically were bad or raised bad.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
that helps the player character in their quest. Human villains are unimportant bandits, deceived by monsters, or a monster in disguise. There are a lot of broad regional stereotypes, usually in the accents and townsfolk personalities. The games have A Lot of pin up cheesecake horniness.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Playing Dragon Quest V (good game!) and it’s really striking me how the DQ games are one of the most lowercase-c conservative franchises in gaming. Each game is about a group of monsters waging war against humanity. They’re lead by a scheming Demon Lord, who opposes a righteous and loving deity
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm only about forty pages into Karen Hao's book on OpenAI, but it's taught me this much: these people are all such fucking losers.
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
Follow up tumblr post 
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Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hell yeah!!
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not sure if I loved the Clash or Tchaikovsky needle drop more
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need 300k Wile E Coyote/Road Runner toxic yaoi STAT
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
do you think I’m maybe a paraprofessional to show an autistic child the care that I wish I could have had as a kid
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just had a realization that left me like
A meme of SpongeBob SquarePants sitting alone at a booth. There is a mug of steaming coffee in front of him. He has a pensive, almost worried expression.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you want to watch children get abused, there's always Texas high school football.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ryan Reynolds has the script open in one window and a google search for “meme songs” in the other
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
that’s what my wednesdays are missing now. :(
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
as a colleague pointed out, they can't do anything with the new Harry Potter that would make the existing theme park infrastructure obsolete
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
friendly reminder.
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Harry Potter? Hairy Nutz!! #gotem
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No dying,

ABSOLUTELY no dying until It Happens

(to a crowd of trans adults, trans kids, and also trans but he's looking at the guy's ass)
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026
Still cracking up over the idea of a movie asking "What if Scrooge had a point," because A) he didn't and B) it's not as if we haven't already had the entire run of DuckTales to explore this question
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whatevermeg.bsky.social @whatevermeg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This was my submission. Same sentiment, but meme form.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah the cookies are good and all but my guy, you’ve GOT to get the corn on the cob.
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie Lincoln Park
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
first day went great! got myself a little gift to celebrate.
A watch on a wrist, set to 7:10.  The watch is Charlie Brown themed.  There is an illustration of Charlie Brown in the background, with his arms as the watch's hands.  The wristband is made up of the yellow and black zig-zag pattern of his shirt.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when I tell you I love my home state.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
see, salted caramel? You have my attention
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m at the first day of a job. I’m at the first day of school. I’m at the combination of first day of a new job at a school
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
on the one hand, this is part of a larger series of him as a ceo reacting to company decisions (tide pods looking like candy, juul advertising to kids, etc) on the other hand, knowing what I know about BLeeM: this is absolutely his real life opinion on Oreos
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no one has ever had, or will ever have, a better creative day than Dolly Parton writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day
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