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stressed and well-dressed. he/him.

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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just had a realization that left me like
A meme of SpongeBob SquarePants sitting alone at a booth. There is a mug of steaming coffee in front of him. He has a pensive, almost worried expression.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
first day went great! got myself a little gift to celebrate.
A watch on a wrist, set to 7:10.  The watch is Charlie Brown themed.  There is an illustration of Charlie Brown in the background, with his arms as the watch's hands.  The wristband is made up of the yellow and black zig-zag pattern of his shirt.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
a screenshot of a notes app. the text reads “the only girl dinner I’m interested in is columbo’s asshole.”
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I opened up my weather app and the AQI just showed me this.
A screen shot of Dark Souls 1, at the Kiln of the First Flame.  The scenery is a ruined metropolis, the air is hazy and full of smoke.  The location reads 'Chicago.'
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
An edited title card from Star Trek: The Next Generation.  The Starship Enterprise flies against the stars.  The title reads "Q Puts Picard In Another Goddamn Situation."
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Everybody, meet Dulcie (short for Dulcinea). She’s the newest member of me and my partner’s household.
A dog lying in the floor. The dog is a medium sized shepherd mix with black and tan fur.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A meme of Cillian Murphy as Thomas Shelby in Peaky Blinders.  In the first panel, he is pointing at a group of men.  The caption reads "No hate watching.  No hate watching.  No hate watching."

In the second panel, he is yelling with his arms extended.  The caption reads 'No fucking hate watching.'
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
me today (and this week) (and this month) (and the rest of my life)
A meme from the Good Place of Jason leaning against a poster.  The poster has been changed to the 2025 cast recording of Ragtime, and the caption reads "Oh, Ragtime Cast Recording we're really in it now."
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Case in point.
A panel of Reed Richards from the Fantastic Four. His eyeballs are extended out in tubes, roughly a foot away from his face. He’s holding them line binoculars. The panel is captioned “You See This Shit?” in impact font.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Coming up to my alma mater a month before it permanently closes is weird as hell. Glad we made the trip though.
An outdoor sign reading “Northland College, established 1892.”
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A two-part screenshot of an episode of game changer, with Sam Reich and Zac Oyama.  First part captioned: 'The Vice President stupidly interrupting his lawyer's closing remarks.'
Second part has Zac Oyama captioned as 'JD Vance' saying 'I killed him, yeah.'
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
my reaction to all of the avengers casting announcements.
A meme of Gabe from the Office.  A man in an ill-fitted suit in an office, lips pursed as he's yelling.  The caption is photoshopped to read "Shut up about the Multiverse' twice.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
It's too fucking cold (zero degrees and it has warmed UP), so jambalaya for dinner.
A large enamel pot on the stovetop, full of jambalaya.  The jambalaya has rice in a red tomato sauce; chunks of peppers and tomatoes, diced carrot, celery, and onion; and bite-sized slices of sausage and chicken.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A drawing of a bald eagle shooting lasers of its eyes.  The eagle is large, taking up roughly half of the frame.  At the bottom left corner is a tiny silhouette of the state of Missouri.  The lasers are being shot at Missouri.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Tiny cute thing from today, the Starbucks barista left a message on my breakfast.
A bag with a hot sandwich inside from Starbucks.  On the lower left corner, somebody has written 'You're the cheddar on top' in marker.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
another kind of biscotti, along with a coffee cocktail! this one is orange-cranberry-white chocolate.
A single biscotti on a black plate.  The biscotti is baked to golden-brown and a little orange, with cranberries in the dough.  There is a stripe of white chocolate running up one edge.  Next to the plate is a highball glass filled with coffee, alcohol, and ice.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
first time making biscotti!
A row of biscotti cooling on a wire rack.  The cookies sliced a little unevenly.  They are a golden brown, with chunks of chocolate and large pecans.  The rack is stacked on top of another cooling rack, with another row of biscotti below.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My partner’s grandparents Good China is our everyday plates and bowls! They just can’t go in the microwave.
A dinner plate, low bowl, cup, and saucer from the same set. They are blue-rimmed on white, with bronze-colored flours around the edges, and patterns of bronze colored circles and vines in alternating rings towards the center. The plate and bowl also have blue flowers in the center, while the cup has blue flowers inside the cup’s lip. The cup is placed on top of the saucer.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Screencap of text reading:

Lunch was a light affair, in blessed contrast to the dourness of assembly: spiced catfish served with manoomin, jicama salad, and corn custard for dessert.  Duko left soon after, saying he had to finish up with some final business before heading to the train, but not without one final observation:  “Don’t like that Morrible’s back.  Don’t like Brrr sniffing around.”

“Duko, they’ve got a right to be at Assembly.  It’s practically Deputy Eminence Brrr’s job, isn’t it?”

“Still,” he said, through a mouthful of his elk roast.  “Piss-queens and craven furballs.  Don’t like it.”

“Has anyone told you,” Galinda said, sipping on huckleberry soda, “that you sometimes hold too many grudges?”

“Has anyone told you,” Duko replied, “that you could hold a few more?  Can’t do a damn thing in Assembly without getting a grudge or two.  And if you’re not doing anything, what are you there for?”  When she didn’t have a response, Duko went back to lapping his tea.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Back to writing. First person to get the extremely indulgent allusion gets a cookie.
Screencap of text.  Transcription: 

Madame Morrible stood in the first row of the balcony, hands tightening on the railing, looking down upon the council with the serene presence of a queen.  A face carved from ice, cold and gorgeous all at once, posture rigid-straight.  Not a single silver hair out of place.  Not a flaw on that dazzilicious high-collared dress.  Galinda glanced back towards the council, gauging the reactions of those she knew: Addapearle looked apprehensive.  Fiyero, almost bored.  Others were anxious, or amused, and some even angry.  But none as angry as Duko, who looked downright murderous.  Morrible looked down, meeting his gaze, and Galinda nearly shivered.  There was no mistaking that look: more that derision, more than dislike.  Unadulterated loathing.

“The floor is yours, Madame Morrible,” Addapearle said.

Morrible was silent for a long moment, before she took a deep breath.  “Despite what the Packleader has implied, there were never official charges drafted against my office.  Nor were there sudden discoverations of this so-called evidence.”

Duko snapped his jaws.  “You two-timing, lying little - “ 

“However,” she continued.  “It was clear to me, even then, that addressing such rumors and innuendos would only have absorbed the time and attention of not only my powers as Eminence, but that of the noble, hardworking Recommendatory Council as well.”  Morrible smiled, graciously, bowing her head in respect.  “I would have preferred to carry through to the finish, whatever the personal agony it would have involved.  To leave office before my term is completed was abhorrent to every instinct of my body.  But the interest of the City - this beautiful, shining City - must always come before any personal considerations.  I would hope that the citizens of the Emerald City would leave well enough alone, to look to the future, instead of dwelling and obsessing over the past.”  She smirked.  “But it seems not everyone is so wise.”
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
it's that time of the year!
A screenshot of a spotify wrapped on a black-and-blue background.  The top artist is Bruce Springsteen, posing in a leather jacket.

Text transcribed:
Top Artists
1. Bruce Springsteen
2. Dessa
3. Joe Hisaishi
4. Carly Rae Jepsen
5. Christopher Larkin

Top Songs
1. Blinding Lights
2. Tonight is What It Means to be Young
3. Edge of Seventeen
4. Nowhere Fast
5. Chinatown (featuring Bruce Springsteen)

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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
*Palpatine voice* I love Democracy
Screencap of text, transcribed:

Gradually, the council table filled up: Munchkinlanders, Quadlings, Gilikinese - Galinda waved again - as well as representatives from several Animal species, from the Church of the Unnamed God; a tank for the water-fairies to sit in, a cushioned pillow for the ambassador of the Glass Folk.  The Chairwoman came up last, a dark-skinned Munchkinlander dressed head to toe in stunning blue (Galinda really needed to find out her tailor), banging her gavel on the table.

“This meeting of the Recommendatory Council will come to order,” she said.  “On the eighteenth day of Central Winter; in the two-hundred and forty-seventh year since this City’s founding.  Chairwoman Addapearle presiding.”  She took her seat, smoothing out the folds of her skirts.  “As usual, this is a public assembly; all are welcome to present a case before the Council for deliberation.  We do not make any guarantees on which cases, issues, petitions, or subjects will advance to full council deliberation, or what will be presented to Her Eminence’s office for a final decision.  Please keep your lines orderly, and remember that everyone has their right to speak, and not everyone who speaks will agree with you.  If you are exceedingly disruptive or attempt to silence anyone, you will be removed from the chamber and barred until tomorrow.  Now - “
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
A photograph of diced onion, green bell pepper, and celery.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
we're at 3.7k, and my girl has arrived.
A screencap reading:

“Stop it,” Boq said, pushing past her.  “Miss Galinda - please, go about your business, and let me and my boys do our job.  Miss Elphaba was just leaving, weren’t you?”

“Go fuck yourself with your own badge,” Miss Elphaba said, not moving whatsoever.

Something about the situation was so absurd that Galidna started to laugh, then clapped her hand over her mouth, horrified.  “Officer, I wanted to ask about - “ 

“I have questions for you, Spokesvocator,” Elphaba interrupted.  “Did you know Ama Clutch in Gillikin, or did you meet here?  Did she have any enemies?  How well could you hear her from your apartment below hers?”  She stepped forwards.  Galinda, on instinct, stepped back.  Elphaba rolled her eyes.  “Let’s get this over with.  Yes, I’ve always been green.  No, I’m not ill, and no, it’s not contagious.  Now, as I was - “

“But aren’t you cold?”  Galinda asked.  “You really shouldn’t be out in this weather with that complexion, Miss - Elphaba, was it? -  especially without a coat like this.”  She put her hands in her pockets, posing.  “Good Yak fur - don’t give me that look, that Yak is a dear family friend.”
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Screenshot of text reading:

“That’s the thing, Sir, Avaric sent me - Elphaba Thropp is here.”

Officer Boq, a Munchkinlander policeman who wore his socks the same way he did as a boy, gripped his pen so hard it snapped in two.  “Fuck”  he swore, vaulting over the armchair, leaving an inkstain on it, as well as on Tibbett’s uniform as he shoved the cadet out of the way.  Tibbett staggered back, keeling over to gasp for air.  He glanced up at Galinda.

“Uh,” he said.  “Ma’am.”  With a final, polite nod, he sprinted off after Boq, leaving her alone.

She blinked.  “...Excuse me?”  And then shot up like a firework, trailing them.  “Excuse me!”  By the time she made it into the hallway, she could see Tibbett ducking into the elevator.  Galinda stomped her feet in frustration.  “I still need to be comforted!”
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A damn good soup tonight.
A bow of a cream-based soup with potatoes, kale, and sausage, speckled with various Italian spices. Next to the bowl is a soup spoon.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
the way this broke the site for me.
A tweet from twitter user queelez reading:

 “A very happy “it’s happening” day to the Indians, the Maori, the Sudanese, the Pakistanis, the Kenyans, the Nigerians, the Bahamians, The Welsh, the Irish, the Scottish, the Rwandese, the Singaporeans, the Ugandans, Torres Strait Islanders and Koori, the Bruneians, the Jamaicans,” before reaching the character limit.  

It has 23.6 thousand retweets, 990 quote tweets, and 101 thousand likes.  Date of origin is September 8th 2022
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The time of fancy toasts is upon us.
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
belated Christmas food post:
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
one thing you should know about me is I like cooking a lot
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g-man @queelez.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
SOUP SEASON! Sweet potato and jalapeño soup with a side of challah!
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