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Courtney 🐈‍⬛️

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/07/2024
every gd time
two panel cartoon
panel one
two people in bed, one asks 'why is everyone so sad lately?' the other answers 'probably because of the moon'
panel two
a gigantic moon protrudes into the frame, dwarfing our surprised couple and says 'NO, IT'S CAPITALISM'
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
Star Wars is bonkers cause like my guy George sat down in the 70s and watched a bunch of Kurosawa and thought “I should just combine this with Flash Gordon” and not only did it work it worked maybe too well
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Jen Sorensen @jensorensen.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
This week's comic: Many white Americans fail to assimilate
MANY WHITE AMERICANS FAIL TO ASSIMILATE

1. Some self-segregate in homogeneous neighborhoods
Gated community with sigh saying Caucasian Pointe, no trespassing

2. Others fly the flag of a foreign country
Pickup truck flying Confederate flag blasting 'AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE'  with caption reading 'traditional folk music'

3. Many refuse to speak contemporary English.
Scowling woman: Seems like the homos and orientals are everywhere!

4. Will these stubborn holdouts ever integrate into our multiracial society?
Younger brown guy pointing to white guy in MAGA hat and Trump t-shirt: It might help if they stopped wearing those funny hats.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
I don't need drugs I'm high on my cats' good lab reports.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
"concerning"
trash can that looks exactly like a cybertruck
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
So this is what dementia feels like
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
TOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Honey Glazed Babydoot 2. Angel Bimp 3. Dutch Crumbstalker 4. Legendary Porch Gremlin 5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut 6. Kevin 7. Loaf+ (subscription only) 8. Detective Nosey Primbus 9. Creeper SURPRISE 10. Humble Trashlord
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
The Great Gatsby book cover but instead of the classic eyes and mouth they’re replaced with the emoji eyes and mouth.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
oh my god ?
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Mushrooms turn dead wood into food and medicine which is better than anything any tech start up has ever done
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Amen.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
the IDF has never landed a strike targeted this well
Screenshot from The Onion, “Kissed The Ground And Cried After Finally Returning To An Apartheid State

According to witnesses, South African-born Musk immediately dropped to his knees after stepping on Israeli soil, overwhelmed with joy to be back in a state segregated by race and religion.”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/11/2023
“I must feel extra bad if bad things happen to bad people, thus proving my moral righteousness” this is a centrist impulse that leads to the new york times op-ed page in your head kill it, and be free
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Honest question, (some of the most bad faith shit you've ever heard)
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“ Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
oh wow oh boy some plain cooked unseasoned chicken all for me!!!
Fishtopher, a brown and black striped tabby cat, sitting on a tile floor. His green eyes sparkle with excitement as he looks up at my hand holding a piece of chicken.Fishtopher is now about to eat the chicken, his mouth open very wide and blurry with movement. His head is thrown back and his nose sticks up in the air.
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