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@qbajjarandlampuki.bsky.social
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Parent to young adults, neurodivergent, cat lover, chicken herder, EV driver. Yes, that kind of EV. I love swimming in warm sea, reading in the sun, both at the same time if at all possible.

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Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 9h
What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 12h
So, finally, a PM who admits there **was** Russian interference in the Brexit Referendum — after all the evidence amassed by myself @carolecadwalla.bsky.social @lukeharding1968.bsky.social Sergei Cristo, J Patrick et al — dismissed as conspiracy for ten long years Truth is the daughter of Time
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“We know that’s what our parents will be doing now we’re gone,” agreed all the freshers. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
British people will walk past a Starbucks, Burger King, Costa Coffee, Taco Bell, Blank Street and not even notice. Then they'll see an independent shop called Al-Badr Supermarket and cry about how the UK is being taken over by foreigners.
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Show me 😡
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats are a community resource
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annanother @annanother.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just found this gem from Hannah Fry. If she is the first murder, it’ll be tragic that she can’t test this therory. It’s a long watch but worth it if you love #TheTraitors and especially #CelebrityTraitors youtu.be/twDvxNooI_4?...
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How would Alan Turing have played the Traitors?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can tell if you're a brave hero man by what you do when your mates insult or sexually harass a random woman, server or school girl. If it's jack shit then you are not a brave hero man.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Groucho Merckx @grouchomerckx.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Another grifter off to board the rightwing gravy train www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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It's true: this is my final column. You have exactly 24 hours to complain before my inbox self-destructs | Marina Hyde
Yes, after 25 years I’m signing off, and I’ve cherished every moment – especially storming the French embassy with a (toy) AK-47, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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Lampuki season! @qbajjarandlampuki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Transphobe leaves The Guardian. Good.
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Lampuki season! @qbajjarandlampuki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It seems everyone thinks Ross Kemp is a hard man? To me he'll always be this golfer... #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors m.youtube.com/watch?v=pnRW...
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Kelloggs - Fruit & Fibre Cereals - Golf Course - Ross Kemp
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adam is my friend, so I'm biased. But he's a darned sight better than the rest of them. Which presumably is why Badenoch fears him. Which is presumably why he's banned.
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socalbookish.bsky.social @socalbookish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google 'Fat Bear Week 2026' to discover this year's winner, wait for it, then keep pressing the salmon icon. Smashing stuff.
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 28/09/2026
Today's Daily Cartoon, by Juan Astasio.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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Antifascist Art PDX @antifashpdxart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shout out to the other survivors like me who have turned "ruining people's lives" into a favorite hobby.
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Andrea Learned | Name & Fame host Ⓥ 🚲 @andrealearned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clever clever VT. Learned so much living there for 7 years a while back, and still really miss the wise, resilience-focused people.
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Rep. James Walkinshaw @repwalkinshaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friendly reminder: The Epstein files were legally required to be released by December 19, 2025. Nine months later, the Trump administration still hasn’t fully released them. Why? Survivors deserve justice. Release the files.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Julia Childs @juliachilds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One kitten dangling from the top of a Roman blind on a sash window. The other is reaching up towards her, from the sill.
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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"it's WHOOOO, steve." "fuck off." "seriously... it freaks everyone out when you scream 'WHYYYY' at 4am."
a great grey owl on a branch looking slumped over and exasperated. (john blumenkamp)
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
VATICAN: “This afternoon, Pope Leo XIV received seven victims of clerical abuse in France (4 men and 3 women) at the Episcopal House of Lourdes.”
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Lampuki season! @qbajjarandlampuki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The red kites of Leeds are having a very whistle-y day today :)
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The British Opinion Columnists make sense when you realise they're a clique of Year 10 girls who've all decided to call Kelly From Maths a bitch and a crybaby and a virgin and a slag until she leaves school (one way or the other), except they're 55.
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facebook really doesn't want you to see the new documentary exposing Elon Musk Neither do TikTok or Google or the eX social media site. Since they won't accept paid advertising, let's do some free advertising. Go see Musk in theaters October 9 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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LRB Bookshop @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk · 23/09/2026
this is daft. driving passengers away is the whole point of a bus
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Jayne @jaynee-b.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The replies & quote posts on this are just the lift I needed today 🙂
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RemembranceWatch @remembrancewatch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Lest we forget where we live, presumably.
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Miranda Dickinson @wurdsmyth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love this from David Nihill. If you think your actions don't make a difference, watch this!
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Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Deeply disappointing to see Libdem leader now supporting more drilling in the North Sea - it will add to global volume of climate emissions, drive climate breakdown & send a dangerous signal to the rest of the world
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Sir Ed Davey says Jackdaw gas field 'makes sense' as decision looms for government
A consultation on the gas field - located 150 miles northeast of Aberdeen - closed last month, with the prime minister set to make a decision.
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Lampuki season! @qbajjarandlampuki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just booked my first trip to Dublin. Looking forward to staying in a Dublin homeexchange home while another HE couple from Oxford is in our house in Leeds. Don't know where the Dublin person's going though.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Used to work in a small cafe in Carlisle when I overheard a young man deliberating with his friend whether he should move to London or not and was waiting for a sign. I stuck London Calling on and the look he gave his friend stuck with me and I really hope he made it to London.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hello new followers! I've removed the paywall from this piece, which is a chapter from my novel Villager, told entirely in the form of an online village message board. If you like it, you'll probably like the book. If you don't, you probably won't... www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...
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The Village Message Board
Its authenticity was discredited because of his reputation, but also because he was quick with gin at the time and wearing an item of knitwear back to front.
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Becky Mynett @psalteryandharp.uk · 18/09/2026
Absolutely cracking open letter here on the inconsistent position of St Helen's Bishopsgate.
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Open Letter to William Taylor: Why Does St Helen’s Bishopsgate Stay?
An open letter challenging William Taylor’s use of Scripture, rejection of episcopal authority, and St Helen’s place in the Church of England.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/09/2026
bugs bunny: what’s up, doc? therapist: no, bugs; we’re here to talk about *you*, not me. what’s up with you? bug bunny: [bursts into tears] no-one has ever asked me that before
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Update: They've fixed it, I wonder if other people had complained
Original headline saying that climate change "likely" played a roleNew headline: they've deleted the word "likely"
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is very well done, I think: leidendeclaration.ai A few choice quotes, that should be of interest well beyond mathematics: >>
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Leiden Declaration on Artificial Intelligence and Mathematics
This declaration calls for action to address the challenges posed by the use of artificial intelligence within mathematics research.
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Lampuki season! @qbajjarandlampuki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: My dad dying Quicksand The fiery phantom in the Usborne book of ghosts Things I was not frightened of: Both my parents dying at the same time
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The go-to announcement of a fart in this house is, "I'm thinking of releasing my own fragrance…."
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In reporting about how Trump goes after his political enemies and left wing activists, experts have told me Trump's abuses were a natural consequence of sweeping powers given feds post 9/11 — It's like building a road and then being surprised when someone drives on it. Anyway, this is very good.
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Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife.com · 05/09/2026
On the banks of the Emajõgi River, Estonia’s second city Tartu has quietly built a reputation as the country's cycling capital. Its approach is simple but ambitious: build a complete and connected network, treat drivers as guests where space is tight, and make e-bikes readily available to everyone.🧵
Cyclists in casual autumn attire ride along dedicated cycling infrastructure lined with buildings and trees on the streets of Tallinn, Estonia.Cyclists in casual autumn attire ride along dedicated cycling infrastructure lined with buildings and trees on the streets of Tallinn, Estonia.Cyclists in casual autumn attire ride along dedicated cycling infrastructure lined with buildings and trees on the streets of Tallinn, Estonia.Cyclists in casual autumn attire ride along dedicated cycling infrastructure lined with buildings and trees on the streets of Tallinn, Estonia.
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Joanna Bagniewska @joannabagniewska.com · 02/09/2026
Darwin having a good ol' moan in his letters. So rel. #AcademicSky 🧪
I loathe, I abhor the sea, & all ships which sail on it.
I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before.
I am very tired, very stomachy& hate nearly the whole world.
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees.

- Charles Darwin in various letters between 1836 and 1862.
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jerry & Margot voted Remain. Him because he worked for a firm that imported and exported and he actually understood their business, and her because "I simply have never been able to stand any man called Nigel." Tom was Lexit. Barbara voted Remain but told Tom she voted Leave.
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Gary McFarlane @garym6942.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
An armoured dinosaur emerged from Alberta rock with skin, scales and traces of its outer body still intact. Taken literally, calling the specimen a “mummy” gives the wrong impression. dailygalaxy.com/2026/08/dino... #palaeontology #CdnSci #science #biology #SciChat
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Scientists Unearth 110-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur “Mummy” in Canada With Its Skin, Scales and Armor Still Intact
An armored dinosaur emerged from Alberta rock with skin, scales and traces of its outer body still intact.
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