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Pzinget

@pzinget.bsky.social
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Choir nerd, cat lady, occasionally runny, makes things. Owns a cauldron and not afraid to use it.

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hour… 4? Yeah. 4 of travelling home from Leeds and I hate everything. Especially you, Cross Country trains.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I have become increasingly convinced that we are heading for a disastrous confrontation and that the 21st century will be remembered for a terrible war between mankind and goats"
Goat war: an apology
FRIDAY'S Argus featured a Your Interview with Richard Robinson.
We would like to clarify that the quote "I have become increasingly convinced that we are heading for a disastrous confrontation and that the 21st century will be remembered for a terrible war between mankind and goats" was a reader question and not a response from Mr Robinson.
The next paragraph: "People often underestimate how dangerous a goat can be - I personally know six people who have become severely injured by goats, and the annual death toll racked up by goats is over
2,000,000",
, is also a reader question and not a response from Mr Robinson.
The Argus is happy to correct this and would like to apologise for the error.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Half-expecting government to announce VAT cut on balaclavas to help with cost of living.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Still raining, leaves falling, a bit of a chill… is it nearly spooky season?! 👻
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BIG RAIN 🌧️
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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glastomichelle.bsky.social @glastomichelle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Colourful dawn. Photo taken this morning from St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor at sunrise.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Clip Art > Science > Failure > Cute My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.
Title:
Clip art > science > failure > cute 

Image: 
A series of science-related items (glassware, robots, fires, scientists) with smiley faces labelled this:

fire_small.jpg
graph_error.jpg
cracked_glassware.jpg
sad_at_desk.jpg
fire_medium.jpg
broken_robot.jpg 
disproved_theory.jpg
fire_huge.jpg
sad_on_floor
toxic_cloud.jpg
rejected_paper.jpg
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reminds me of the summer I spent working in a film processing lab. Amazing times. So many dicks. We used to make an extra copy and put it three photos from the front of the stack. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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A job that changed me: At the one-hour photo lab, customers were determined to immortalise their genitals on 35mm
Along with an unexpectedly comprehensive understanding of local penises, my time at Rabbit Photo let me see locals’ lives captured in 35mm film
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yes, ha ha ha, YES
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Loving this morning’s wordle rage.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/07/2026
Tempted to stay up and watch the USA game but also feel I should get some sleep and be fresh for the morning in case Trump has declared war on Belgium.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint
The described cocktail in a coupe glass.  It's very algae lookin
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Me when I get Angry Online. #Art #cats
Illustration of a smol black cat with angry eyes perched atop the words BIG MAD in huge bold yellow type with orange outline. He is doing a tiny but threatening growl.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’m overdue a re-listen of the previous seasons and I can’t wait for this! 🦑
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🎶 WE’RE LIVING IN A POWDERKEG AND GIVING OF SPA-A-AAAARKS!! I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT, FOREVER’S GONNA START TOO-NI-I-I-IIIITE, FOREVER’S GONNA START TOOOOO-NIIIITE! 🎵 🎤 #catlife
A fluffy grey cat is led upside down doing a big yawn in the bath, but if you believe really hard she is singing the epic rock ballad ‘total eclipse of the heart’ by Celine Dion.
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Your boyfriend's search history @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🚨 Keir Starmer has banned extra mature Cheddar as part of a crackdown on adult content🚨
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Men in NPS shirts and waders sweep the bottom of the reflecting pool with the Washington monument in the background
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The black on the bottom really sets off the toxic waste green color nicely
Pool bottom mottled green and black
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
New garden camera is very good! Here are some scrapping hedgehogs from last night. Eventually got bored and wandered off in different directions. #Springwatch
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
A grey and ginger fluffy cat stares out of an upstairs window. Möther has displeased her greatly.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Week 2, Iolo still dry. Must be a record. #Springwatch
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Meowie Antoinette
A cat with its head turned creates the appearance of headlessness. Next to them is a basket with a second cat’s head poking out the top.
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Jen Mac @jen-m-a-c.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Can you tell a blackbird from a buzzard? I made a game about how the #DawnChorus is changing. I'd 😍 your feedback dawn-chorus-quest.lovable.app Made with open source data, winner of 'best app' at #BathDigitalFestival buildathon. #Birds #DawnChorus #UKBirds #Data #Springwatch #Accessible #Game
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I already voted for the meadow brown. #Springwatch
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Scientists have discovered a tiny blue octopus lurking beneath the waters near the Galápagos Islands. About the size of a golf ball, the newly identified deep-sea species was found nearly 1,800 meters below the surface during an expedition in the Pacific Ocean.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I am very excited about monoterpenoid-synthesising beetles now. #Springwatch
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Caterpillar raaaave #Springwatch
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🚨 BEAVERS 🚨 #Springwatch
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Baby jackdaws did an absolute number on my pond plants last year. Yeeting them off of the shelf apparently top tier fun. #Springwatch
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Quite nice to see a non-damp Iolo too. Poor boy usually drippy. #Springwatch
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hurrah, #springwatch! Currently fascinated by frogspawn and very much hoping for some pine martens.
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The Cosy Moose @thecosymoose.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
THE GLORIOUS 25TH. Where we remember the sacrifice of John Keel and others lost at the barricades of Treacle Mine Road. Time to re-read Terry Pratchett’s Night Watch, one of his finest works. I love my Penguin Modern Classics annotated edition 😍 (And Happy Towel Day too, Hitchhikers!) #Booksky 💙📚
Cover of Terry Pratchett’s Night Watch against a background of lilac blossom and a banner reading Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a hard boiled egg!
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Good afternoon here is a photograph of a squirrel with enormous testicles. Hooray for the internet.
A grey squirrel perches on top of a fence with trees in the background. It is sideways on with back legs akimbo: testicles are fully on display. The fuzzy nutsack is roughly the size of its head and fully worthy of an exclamation along the lines of ‘my goodness’ or ‘jeepers!’.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"Hello. You are in a toilet. I think you are a pervert. Show me your genitals." - Your average Labour MP, apparently
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Organisations that want to exclude trans men and women from their spaces should follow this simple guidance: get fucked.
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
HER: I bet he's thinking about other women.
HIM: Would a zombie womble be called a zomble or a wombie?
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
10 mile run the morning after Eurovision with a slight hangover and getting to bed at twenty to one? What could possibly go wrong…
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Producer somewhere screaming HOT MIKE #Eurovision
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Phewwwwww. See you all next year. #Eurovision
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
These hosts are absolutely going to fall to pieces if someone else doesn’t tip that leaderboard. #Eurovision
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Come ON Bulgaria. #Eurovision
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fucksake. #Eurovision
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
vOTinG isN’T poLiTicAL #Eurovision
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