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@pzinget.bsky.social
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Choir nerd, cat lady, occasionally runny, makes things. Owns a cauldron and not afraid to use it.

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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 23m
Unfortunately because said little hedgehog is rustling about in broad daylight, I’m going to have to pick it up, weigh it and get in touch with a local hedgehog carer. Autumn juvenile season 🙄
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 13h
I think we’re talking both insides rather than insides and outside.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 13h
Another reminder that we should never trust the general public with anything.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will be pointing my geriatric medicine registrars at this as an excellent resource! Thank you.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Waiting room carpet
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have been singing lots of requiem masses and we have a cat called Calamity.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hour… 4? Yeah. 4 of travelling home from Leeds and I hate everything. Especially you, Cross Country trains.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lord of the Ducks sounds far more terrifying.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I have become increasingly convinced that we are heading for a disastrous confrontation and that the 21st century will be remembered for a terrible war between mankind and goats"
Goat war: an apology
FRIDAY'S Argus featured a Your Interview with Richard Robinson.
We would like to clarify that the quote "I have become increasingly convinced that we are heading for a disastrous confrontation and that the 21st century will be remembered for a terrible war between mankind and goats" was a reader question and not a response from Mr Robinson.
The next paragraph: "People often underestimate how dangerous a goat can be - I personally know six people who have become severely injured by goats, and the annual death toll racked up by goats is over
2,000,000",
, is also a reader question and not a response from Mr Robinson.
The Argus is happy to correct this and would like to apologise for the error.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I mean. If you think about it, we’re all just walking food pipes.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Half-expecting government to announce VAT cut on balaclavas to help with cost of living.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Still raining, leaves falling, a bit of a chill… is it nearly spooky season?! 👻
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BIG RAIN 🌧️
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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glastomichelle.bsky.social @glastomichelle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Colourful dawn. Photo taken this morning from St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor at sunrise.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Clip Art > Science > Failure > Cute My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.
Title:
Clip art > science > failure > cute 

Image: 
A series of science-related items (glassware, robots, fires, scientists) with smiley faces labelled this:

fire_small.jpg
graph_error.jpg
cracked_glassware.jpg
sad_at_desk.jpg
fire_medium.jpg
broken_robot.jpg 
disproved_theory.jpg
fire_huge.jpg
sad_on_floor
toxic_cloud.jpg
rejected_paper.jpg
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yes, I think the tests and previous alerts have had both languages in one. I got a screenshot before it vanished!
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So yeah. Ours came through in Welsh five minutes before the English... I have a few Welsh words and tân is one of them. Bit of a panic because I kind of assumed it would mean a fire near us.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
…the signs are in Greece? Greece used to use Transport but I think have switched now. There’s a fun wiki table here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org
List of public signage typefaces - Wikipedia
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wait. Has nobody mentioned ‘Transport’ yet? It’s the typeface used for UK road signs and it’s a glorious piece of design. Still obviously itself when adapted for Greek characters.
Uk Motorway sign for Mansfield and MatlockUK A road sign for London and LongchurchGreek sign. Blue with yellow text. The typeface is instantly recognisable as Transport. Another set of greek signs, this time black n white.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reminds me of the summer I spent working in a film processing lab. Amazing times. So many dicks. We used to make an extra copy and put it three photos from the front of the stack. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
theguardian.com
A job that changed me: At the one-hour photo lab, customers were determined to immortalise their genitals on 35mm
Along with an unexpectedly comprehensive understanding of local penises, my time at Rabbit Photo let me see locals’ lives captured in 35mm film
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yes, ha ha ha, YES
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Loving this morning’s wordle rage.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We called one of ours Calamity. Can vouch for never doing this.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/07/2026
Tempted to stay up and watch the USA game but also feel I should get some sleep and be fresh for the morning in case Trump has declared war on Belgium.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sounds like a question for @ellenfromnowon.co.uk
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Possibly, however I would not let it ruin the fun
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Italian seasoning?
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let me take you to 1997 and my first pay-as-you-go phone. It costs 15p to send a text, and you have a character limit. All sorts of abbreviated text speak got used to save messages and you had to type your emojis >:(
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Took several strongly worded emails and over three months to get mine back last year.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint
The described cocktail in a coupe glass.  It's very algae lookin
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Me when I get Angry Online. #Art #cats
Illustration of a smol black cat with angry eyes perched atop the words BIG MAD in huge bold yellow type with orange outline. He is doing a tiny but threatening growl.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’m overdue a re-listen of the previous seasons and I can’t wait for this! 🦑
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🎶 WE’RE LIVING IN A POWDERKEG AND GIVING OF SPA-A-AAAARKS!! I REALLY NEED YOU TONIGHT, FOREVER’S GONNA START TOO-NI-I-I-IIIITE, FOREVER’S GONNA START TOOOOO-NIIIITE! 🎵 🎤 #catlife
A fluffy grey cat is led upside down doing a big yawn in the bath, but if you believe really hard she is singing the epic rock ballad ‘total eclipse of the heart’ by Celine Dion.
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
🚨 Keir Starmer has banned extra mature Cheddar as part of a crackdown on adult content🚨
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Men in NPS shirts and waders sweep the bottom of the reflecting pool with the Washington monument in the background
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The black on the bottom really sets off the toxic waste green color nicely
Pool bottom mottled green and black
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It is leggy out day. Here is Calamity.
A fluffy cat’s head peaks out of the executive lounge of a tall cat tree. Her front leggy is extended.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I WAS FURIOUS. How dare. (Also yes, bloody brilliant episode)
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Cornetto.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
New garden camera is very good! Here are some scrapping hedgehogs from last night. Eventually got bored and wandered off in different directions. #Springwatch
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Booked an eye test: six emails and four texts.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
A grey and ginger fluffy cat stares out of an upstairs window. Möther has displeased her greatly.
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Pzinget @pzinget.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Week 2, Iolo still dry. Must be a record. #Springwatch
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