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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've been listening to all of Bob Dylan's albums in order so that I can rank them over at Record Club, and decided to just power through the "Born-Again Christian Trilogy" today... a decision I've quickly come to regret.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Folks, I made something really special in Tentpole

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The worst of America. And humanity in general.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh damn, this just might be my masterpiece.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's a hell of a race, but I do think that Pete Hegseth is the cabinet member who is most making his fetishes all of our problem.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Truly shocked it's taken this long for them to resort to this.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Every oval that Americans fill in on the D side of a ballot this fall is them saying Fuck Donald Trump as loudly and clearly as possible. And Hakeem Jeffries wants to check his swing if he dares to utter it himself? Sit on a gavel, you fucking clown.” defector.com/a-blue-wave-...

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They're calling him the most rizzless man alive.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The sewers will be empty as all of the CHUDS will be in Phoenix

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tina Peters should have been dropped into an abandoned mine.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hey, maybe we get the same outcome in the Big Beautiful Bunker 🤞

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh fun, this is just a new thing he's gonna say all the time? Just really making sure Netanyahu remembers the plan?

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"You see I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me." - F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby.

A drawing I made of Jay Gatsby, a thin man in a fancy suit, in a rakish pose, holding a bottle of booze.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

🎶A little voice inside my head said: "Don't look back, you can never look back"🎶

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That lady who looks like she time travelled from 1987 is so creepy

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lot of old pieces of shit are dropping dead this week. Don't tease us without taking the biggest one, Reaper.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This guy wants to get topped by Jesus so bad.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hey, that lady on TikTok who got in trouble for digging an unpermitted mine under her suburban house so she could use the stones to build a castle has suddenly transitioned into being a catgirl streamer. Still doing lots of mine stuff, but also cat stuff now. Just so you know.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Very cool that all the capitalists are suddenly telling the Demand that they're wrong and she accept the Supply.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Working on my Broadway musical of The Revenant and just finished a big comedy showstopper with full chorus for the Bear, “I Love Maulin’.” It’s gonna be bigger than Hamilton.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Watching "Digger" yesterday and "Color of Money" tonight is a hell of a thing.

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

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Adler, The Phoenix of Grunvale @phoenixofgrunvale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"A History of Warner Bros. Through Mergers, Our Timeline" By popular demand, and now that the Netflix merger is officially well and truly an alternate timeline, time for an update, a 2.0 version. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Paramount #Skydance #VideoEditing

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." A perfect joke.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Early hearing loss has been linked to higher rates of dementia and Alzheimers. Seems like when you lose a source of input your brain struggles in later age. Can't wait to see what AI does to people's brains when they offload thinking in general.

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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.

Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!"
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!"
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..."
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The stupid Marvel phone game I play made the insane decision in 2026 to add the Eternals. Striking while the iron is white hot for all the Kingo-heads.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tracey is past due being deplatformed. And, while I truly know nothing about law, something like this sure FEELS, like it should be illegal.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Young conservatives really need to get bullied out of their beliefs more.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The president of the united states is a rotting jack-o-lantern

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Cornell rapists should be placed in a Brazen Bull for all to see. Right on campus. Invite all the other guys to come watch.

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