Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've been listening to all of Bob Dylan's albums in order so that I can rank them over at Record Club, and decided to just power through the "Born-Again Christian Trilogy" today... a decision I've quickly come to regret. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The worst of America. And humanity in general. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh damn, this just might be my masterpiece. 100
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026tentpolegame.com/m/EjXAoUvzX0MXtentpolegame.comLadies of the Orion Belt — Tentpole“Zero gravity. Infinite shame.” — Raunchy picture set in space, rated PG, dir. Ron Underwood. $129M domestic · 28/100 · Notorious flop. A picture made at Tentpole. 020
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's a hell of a race, but I do think that Pete Hegseth is the cabinet member who is most making his fetishes all of our problem. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Truly shocked it's taken this long for them to resort to this. 000
Reposted by Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Every oval that Americans fill in on the D side of a ballot this fall is them saying Fuck Donald Trump as loudly and clearly as possible. And Hakeem Jeffries wants to check his swing if he dares to utter it himself? Sit on a gavel, you fucking clown.” defector.com/a-blue-wave-...defector.comA Blue Wave Won’t Mean Shit If The Chumps Get Their Way | DefectorDrew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE,... 718937
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They're calling him the most rizzless man alive. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The sewers will be empty as all of the CHUDS will be in Phoenix 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Tina Peters should have been dropped into an abandoned mine. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hey, maybe we get the same outcome in the Big Beautiful Bunker 🤞 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just utter failures at being human. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh fun, this is just a new thing he's gonna say all the time? Just really making sure Netanyahu remembers the plan? 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"You see I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me." - F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026🎶A little voice inside my head said: "Don't look back, you can never look back"🎶 010
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That lady who looks like she time travelled from 1987 is so creepy 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Seems bad! www.commondreams.org/news/doj-ele...commondreams.orgIntimidation Feared as Trump DOJ Boosts Its Own Election Monitors While Rejecting International Observers | Common DreamsInternational election observers criticize Trump's refusal to invite OSCE to monitor US midterms, raising concerns of voter intimidation. Is the administration trying to manipulate the elections? 010
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That's probably nothing to worry about! 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lot of old pieces of shit are dropping dead this week. Don't tease us without taking the biggest one, Reaper. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This guy wants to get topped by Jesus so bad. 010
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey, that lady on TikTok who got in trouble for digging an unpermitted mine under her suburban house so she could use the stones to build a castle has suddenly transitioned into being a catgirl streamer. Still doing lots of mine stuff, but also cat stuff now. Just so you know. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Very cool that all the capitalists are suddenly telling the Demand that they're wrong and she accept the Supply. 010
Reposted by Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Working on my Broadway musical of The Revenant and just finished a big comedy showstopper with full chorus for the Bear, “I Love Maulin’.” It’s gonna be bigger than Hamilton. 1623810
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Watching "Digger" yesterday and "Color of Money" tonight is a hell of a thing. 000
Reposted by Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108442344
Reposted by Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds. 269196936059
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I didn't dig Digger boxd.it/gC60Jdboxd.itA ★★½ review of Digger (2026)I'm always going to be down to see a director's insanely overindulgent catastrophe, but I just couldn't go all the way with "Digger." I've never been a huge Inarito fan, but was intrigued by the utter... 000
Reposted by Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃Adler, The Phoenix of Grunvale @phoenixofgrunvale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"A History of Warner Bros. Through Mergers, Our Timeline" By popular demand, and now that the Netflix merger is officially well and truly an alternate timeline, time for an update, a 2.0 version. Yoicks, and away! #WarnerBros #Paramount #Skydance #VideoEditing 7391231
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." A perfect joke. 000
Reposted by Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120513123
Reposted by Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 313334
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Early hearing loss has been linked to higher rates of dementia and Alzheimers. Seems like when you lose a source of input your brain struggles in later age. Can't wait to see what AI does to people's brains when they offload thinking in general. 000
Reposted by Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛♂️🧟♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950. 11935302
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The stupid Marvel phone game I play made the insane decision in 2026 to add the Eternals. Striking while the iron is white hot for all the Kingo-heads. 000
Reposted by Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround 2042388
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tracey is past due being deplatformed. And, while I truly know nothing about law, something like this sure FEELS, like it should be illegal. 011
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Young conservatives really need to get bullied out of their beliefs more. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The president of the united states is a rotting jack-o-lantern 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Cornell rapists should be placed in a Brazen Bull for all to see. Right on campus. Invite all the other guys to come watch. 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why don't you take a seat? boxd.it/gvlMs7boxd.itA ★★★★ review of Primetime (2026)"What would have happened if I wasn't here?" This movie wasn't quite what I expected, but it's undeniably captivating. An unflinching look at three people who, for various reasons, decide to dive into... 000
Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026John Wilson is a mad genius boxd.it/guxJ6xboxd.itA ★★★★½ review of The History of Concrete (2026)John Wilson is one of the most fascinating people on earth. I have no idea how he's able to find the weirdest people in the world, and get them to tell him what makes them tick. It does end up feeling... 000