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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃

@puzzledpagan.bsky.social
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Mad as hell, but probably going to keep taking it.

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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 1h
Vincent Price as Egghead in the 60's Batman show.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Screenshot from Fallout 4 of a notification saying "Everyone disliked that."
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Folks, I made something really special in Tentpole
Tentpole screenshot
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh damn, this just might be my masterpiece.
A tentpole screenshot
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"You see I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me." - F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby.
A drawing I made of Jay Gatsby, a thin man in a fancy suit, in a rakish pose, holding a bottle of booze.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, the theater.
The logo for the stage show "Hold on to Your Butts" showing the silhouette of a person posing as a T Rex
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Baby Waluigi
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know that artists on Daredevil books usually go for a realistic and gritty vibe, but the work that Flaviano has been doing on the last couple issues is so cartoony, and yet works so well. I'm digging the hell out of it.
a page from Daredevil #7 drawn by Flaviano where Daredevil is beating the hell out of the Tracksuit Mafia
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The single for Rob Zombie's 'Dragula'
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yup
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've lived in the general Denver area my whole life, but apparently I don't speak like I do.
mydialect map that shows that I apparently speak like I'm from the Southwest
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh good, they aren't sold out yet.
A toy of old Stan Lee, complete with a delicate canary yellow cardigan
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An image of MCU Doctor Doom, but it says Pee is stored in the balls
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tom from Succession being shocked that the guy he's interviewing keeps saying pro-Hitler things
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“That’s no law, just a sword. Happens I got one too.” ― George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
A drawing I made of Arya Stark from the A Song of Ice and Fire books. A little girl with androgynous hair in a cloak and leather armor, holding a thin sword.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people do not know.” ― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle
A drawing I made of Sherlock Holmes, an older man in a fine suit smoking a pipe and holding a cane.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Photo of the Denver skyline with the Rocky Mountains behind it.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A panel from Fantastic Four #21 where the Human Torch is patting the Thing on the shoulder while saying "I guess you're okay, partner - you're as nasty as ever!" And the Thing replies "Nastier, son! Nastier!"
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
A drawing I made of Gandalf the Grey, a pretty typical wizard with a long beard, a pipe, and a staff, all in shades of grey.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
The cover for Weird Al's album 'Running with Scissors"
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I see your Glup Shitto and raise you a
Everyone's favorite star wars character, Paodok'Draba'Takat Sap'De'Rekti Nik'Linke'Ti' Ki'Vef'Nik'NeSevef'Li'Kek
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Doctor Manhattan sitting on Mars
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Anyone in Colorado who picks the boring plain black license plate instead of the classic mountain design is a huge loser.
A generic Colorado license plate, the white mountains against a green sky
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Danny Trejo and the Swedish Chef have a tender hug.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Revisiting the beloved classic video game, Final Fantasy VII
Screenshot of Final Fantasy VII where Tifa is saying "would you stop acting like a retard and climb?!"
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Deeply cursed spam text today.
Spam text I received that says "Hey, it's Liz. Curious about your views on Israel. Can we chat?"
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Still from the Twilight Zone implying the freak on the wing of the plane is saying this nonsense about Democrats
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Screenshot of a notification in Fallout 4 that says everyone disliked that
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lee Carvallo's the Mummy
Still from the Simpsons featuring famous golfer Lee Carvallo
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A drawing I made of Arthur Dent from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. A scruffy thin man in a bathrobe and sandals holding a towel.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Chris Matthews and Tucker Carlson shocked but intrigued (sexually) by the existence of baby Waluigi.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yeah, basically.
My results of that AI compass test going around. I'm apparent a "Union Organizer"
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
lol, sure, why not? britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
My results of that dumb 2020's Political Compass Test that's going around where I'm apparently Ed Zitron.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“Men find it easier to believe they have been swindled by a witch than outwitted by a woman.” ― Shannon Chakraborty, The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi
A drawing I made of Amina Al-Sirafi, a middle-aged pirate woman from Oman.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Zeus aiming a lightning bolt right at Donald Trump's rotten cheeseburger-clogged heart.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Of all the alien races people have made up, the Nordics being real would be the funniest.
Some shitty AI photo of Trump talking to three seven-foot tall pure white guys with long white hair and red robes, it's on the white house lawn and shot through bushes.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A screenshot of Donald Glover in Community with the text "there's a time and place for subtlety and that time was before Scary Movie. "
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“What I’ve started I must finish. I’ve gone too far to turn back. Regardless of what may happen, I have to go forward.” - Michael Ende, The Neverending Story. The Neverending Story is the most important novel of my life, and I've always been drawn to Atreyu, the boy tasked with saving the world.
a drawing I made of Atreyu from the Neverending Story, the Greenskin warrior clad in clothes of the Purple Buffalo.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Screenshot of Garth Marenghi's Dark Place where he says "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. "
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I continue to be morbidly impressed by the various grotesque ways that Ryan North's run on Fantastic Four use Reed's powers.
a panel from a new Fantastic Four comic where Reed Richards is extending his eyeballs out of his own head to get a better view, optic nerves stretching out of his head.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A notification in Fallout 4 that says "everyone disliked that"
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This whole album feels like you're driving in Los Angeles in an old convertible with a cigarette in your hand trying to solve a series of elaborate crimes.
The cover of the album "In Search of a Revival" by the Olympians. It's a bouquet of flowers in a cracked vase that seems to contain sky and clouds.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Master and Commander is nuts, y'all
A straight-up child who had an arm amputated earlier in the movie holding a pistol and killing some French privateers
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Those super-heater metal balls that people on YouTube melt stuff with.
A bright orange metal ball
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.
An old black and white photo of a small boy in a suit riding on the back of a giant tortoise, leading him with a hotdog on a stick.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A billboard of Denver area ambulance chasing lawyer Frank Azar doing the 6 7 meme for some inscrutable reason
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“Rincewind wasn't used to people being pleased to see him. It was unnatural, and boded no good..” ― Terry Pratchett, Eric
A sketch I made of the wizard Rincewind, a tired man in a red wizard robe and hat with stars and crescent moons on it.
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I love the Dragon Quest games, but I think my favorite part are the giant muscle daddies in the bull gimp masks. Every town has at least one.
The dragon quest muscle guys wearing kinky bull mask
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Patrick'r'Treat Gaertner 🎃 @puzzledpagan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Feeling a certain way today.
General Sherman just absolutely wanting to kill every slave-owner on earth.
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