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Is it still the ship of Theseus if he’s more machine now than man? Avid slow-cyclist. Sometimes I sew things.

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is very easy to lose a patient, your honor
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Michigan nurse charged with helping ICE detainee escape
A Michigan nurse was charged with intentionally helping a Mexican ICE detainee escape from a hospital after a CT scan.
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just listened to Actually Nevermind by Taylor Tomlinson. So very relatable in many ways. Dairy tolerance/religious upbringing/queerness etc. But definitely the youngest sibling over here.
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Mira @thefreeradical.org · 16/07/2026
my unholy creation. its actually working, it hasnt been an hour yet and the air quality in my place is noticeably better. i can breathe in comparable comfort, and my eyes dont hurt! link to build ur own here: engineering.ucdavis.edu/news/science... beware walmart, they overprice their filters
the corsi-rosenthal box i madeinstructions for making a corsi-rosenthal box. too many to print, so see the link i give
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the fantasy of Hercule Poirot is that whoever you are, whatever kind of trouble you’ve gotten yourself into, and however bad it looks, if you tell him the truth he will make things right and won’t ask for anything in return. he’s the Mary Poppins of crime. flies in, fixes your shit, flies out again
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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Classicist here to inform you all that this is ancient Greek for summoning a cat
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
People so in love w the “good old days,” they’re recreating the mummy-eating trend of the Victorian era.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Cabbage heist ys not goinge well.
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I like my movies like I like red wine: consumed 15-20 years after release.
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
🤣
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Holland’s law! 💜💜💜
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Honestly this might be my favorite of the ones I’ve seen.
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I love this.
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Why is this the most accurate read?! Also, I have that scratchy lace in my notions bin.
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Same energy:
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dftbaRachel 🦋 @dftbarachel.dftba.social · 01/05/2026
Despair Is Not Wisdom
colorful sparkly poster with the quote “I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A MIND WHERE
EVERY PIECE OF GOOD NEWS HAS TO BE IMIMEDIATELY ESCORTED OUT OF THE ROOM BY A COMMITTEE OF CAVEATS”
- HANK GREEN
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ready and waiting for the “get this look” fit ideas. 😍
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ok. Yup. Perfect! No notes.
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Gonna start calling it InfOnionWars and eat Funyuns in celebration.
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
1” hail just now in Minneapolis (Whittier) #mnwx
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
What it feels like to have EDS. #zebralife
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Opened the windows to enjoy the dulcet sounds of spring…the back-up beeping, metal on metal clanking, and juddering of roadwork machinery! 🚧
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Here we goooo! Maybe. If the set up is right.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 12/04/2026
They’re not wrong, though.
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Patrick Stewart looking sexy in a green shirtPatrick Stewart looking very excited to be in a beach, shirtless in pink board shorts holding a fancy cocktailPatrick Stewart in a formal red jacket in a big hands razzle dazzle pose surrounded by four dancing showgirls in sheer sparkly outfitsPatrick Stewart on a red carpet wearing a jacket and tie and kilt and sporran
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Aurin Chowdhury MPLS City Council Member W12 @aurinmpls.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
SNOW EMERGENCY DECLARED ⛄️ 🚨 To give residents plenty of opportunity to move their vehicles, the City has declared a snow emergency to begin at 9 p.m. Sunday, March 15. PARKING RULES TAKE EFFECT ON SUNDAY, March 15. Learn more: www.minneapolismn.gov/news/2026/ma...
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
If we make rank on this snowstorm what name will it get? 1. Ides of March blizzard 2. Pi storm 3. St Patrick’s Day snowstorm? 👀🍀❄️ 🥧
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/03/2026
Another day, another stupid Excel chart.
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The weather take I was waiting for. The Snowstorm ovation we didn’t ask for!
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 28/02/2026
The only thing it feels worthwhile for me to say right now is pay attention to whether your feelings & the information you’re absorbing are paralyzing you or prompting you to meaningful action, whatever that is. Paralysis helps no one but the enemy.
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.
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Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States
YouTube video by Olympics
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 19/02/2026
I do think it’s funny that the USA broke from England to get rid of the monarchy so that no one would be above the law and yet only one of these countries has arrested a senior political figure in relation to Epstein and it wasn’t the USA
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Paul Huttner @paulhuttnerweather.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
An astounding 34" of snow in Hovland along the North Shore east of Grand Marais! 24.5" at Lutsen. Heavy snow bands rake parts of the Twin Cities. Latest storm update here. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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2 to 3 feet of snow on North Shore; significant accumulations in the Twin Cities
Prolific snowfall totals along Lake Superior’s North Shore region. Highs winds gusted to over 60 mph.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 15/02/2026
Goddamn ninjas cutting onions in the vents…
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Contemplating 35 eggs and my own childhood villain Gaston’s love of 4 dozen eggs thanks to @yrfatfriend.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social SO. MANY. EGGS.
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a man in a red shirt and yellow collar is juggling eggs
ALT: a man in a red shirt and yellow collar is juggling eggs
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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This visualization of daily activity of ICE is unreal.
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Tuff
Macaulay Library photo submission of a Common Goldeneye in water with a pillar in the background graffitied with the message "FUCK ICE" 📷 @thebirdherder on instagram
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 01/02/2026
dig if you will this picture
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
[butterfly meme] is this deescalation? www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
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ICE Expands Power of Agents to Arrest People Without Warrants
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This place is a treasure. A little mall filled with vendors - delicious food, fun wares, kind people. A real heartbeat of a place. If you care about saving immigrant heritage in this fucking monstrous thing, please help them. I am.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the people of Minnesota may not be out of the woods but they fucking won and no one can take that from them
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"The federal government is killing people in the streets, so sports are canceled," is the point we have reached.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 23/01/2026
Singing
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Meanwhile today in Minneapolis in Powderhorn Park. Art Sled Rally continues in silliness and joy.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
tip of the cap to everyone keeping today holy
A screenshot from Wikipedia for the entry on Feast of the Ass, which is today. The quick summary reads:

The Feast of the Ass (Latin: Festum Asinorum, asinaria festa) is a medieval Christian feast observed on 14 January, celebrating the flight into Egypt. It was originally celebrated primarily in France, as a by-product of the Feast of Fools celebrating the donkey-related stories in the Bible, in particular the donkey bearing the Holy Family into Egypt after Jesus' birth.
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The Powderhorn Park neighborhood has been the biggest target of immigration enforcement in Minnesota. It’s home to a large immigrant community who is now struggling to pay rent. Kidnappings are on the rise because people cannot stay home. Please help us out. Link is in my bio. gofund.me/350c67697
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Donate to Support Powderhorn Families with Urgent Rent Relief, organized by Powderhorn Neighbors
We are a small group of Powderhorn neighbors, and we have cre… Powderhorn Neighbors needs your support for Support Powderhorn Families with Urgent Rent Relief
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"i serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward" is the kind of phrase that would be slightly cringe online and is incredibly badass when being stated by a man surrounded by armed men threatening to murder him
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Light it up! #figgypudding
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Thanks for all the fish @purplesaurusrex.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Both amused and terrified at their use of “human” implying the potential of animal/mineral/robotic/alien/dragon editors.
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