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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

FWS win on prisons guidance in Scotland. Prison accommodation to be required for men and women based on biological sex. ECHR arguments considered and confer no right to be housed in prisons of the opposite biological sex. Not a surprising decision.

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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Andy Burnham confirms he is your private dancer, a dancer for money, and will in fact do what you want him to do.

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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 12/06/2026

This is glorious

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Alastair @purplepangolin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

You love to see it. Get cracking on the rest of the cases

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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 23/05/2026

My neighbour, as a young man, did IT work for the Conservative party that included some stuff at David Cameron's house, when they were in opposition. Somehow, Cameron ends up on his CV as referee. Cameron *as prime minister* took a phone call to say that he was a good guy and should get the job

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Alastair @purplepangolin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

This should not be a shock to anyone that paid attention to the supreme court judgement. Wishful thinking and bad advice from Stonewall has a lot to answer for

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 22/05/2026

I have not yet seen a pic of Paddington leading Cronus off to the underworld and honestly, team, I'm disappointed in you all.

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

‘As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a tree surgeon’

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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Indeed. Government's proposed ILR changes are wrong morally & politically - that is the main point. But from purely *economic* perspective, they're likely to be self-defeating - the migrants most likely to be deterred from coming/staying are high-skilled/high-paid, because they have other options!

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Tracey Binnie @traceybinnie.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Bellenden Gardens in Edinburgh would like a word

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Binyizdabbalah @binyizdabbalah.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

RFK dislodging some week-old panda gristle from his jaw as he works out how long it would take to stuff the lifeless Trump in his trunk, joint him and burger him.

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Jennifer Williams @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Takes time and effort. Yes. It does. The time and effort involved is meeting the humans. Other humans. Understanding why certain communities do what they do and their representatives say what they say

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.

Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Genuinely think everyone in the Anglosphere and everyone in the States who has escaped this method should be aware of this, just as a reminder that a lot of the time, people's weird reading of your posts aren't their fault, they are the victims of a terrible way of teaching kids to read!

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Ivan @hellothisisivan.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Well no one else was going to write it

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Alastair @purplepangolin.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Unhinged comparison of the day

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Natalia Antonova🇺🇸🇺🇦 @nataliaantonova.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I hope your grandmother has a great time!

Joke advertisement for a pegging event at Westside Library. The game is with pegs! It’s grandmother’s favorite once a year event!

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Alastair @purplepangolin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Congratulations to ForWomenScotland and their victory in the Supreme Court today. Brings much needed clarity to the legal position on single-sex spaces after years of misrepresentation by Lobby groups #SupremeCourt

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Essentially every politician has a problem they dream of going into politics to fix, whether small or massive. And mostly what marks out good governments is they accept they need to solve the problems in front of them, not the ones they hoped to fix.

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Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

It’s so funny that half of Bluesky was like “yes we must kill all the CEOs and then dance in their blood” but Jesse Singal’s mere presence is what led to the dumb company actually having to be like “let’s discuss moderation”

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DavidPGCSE @coldsoresteve.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

And you'd write 4000 words in a national newspaper defending them, you're both arseholes

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James Gillespie @jamesgillespie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Lmao, she blocked me and I haven't even interacted with her and I've no idea who she is. This app is like a convention of the cringiest people on pre-Elon Twitter.

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Nicola @scrapegroat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

My favourite genre of Bluesky (and I am sorry) is people who've been here for ages and agitated for more people to make the move now posting that they don't like it since it got busy.

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Eric Feigl-Ding @drericding.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Story of how 2 accidental nursing errors led anti-vax RFK Jr to end up killing 80 people in Samoa.

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ben smoke @bencsmoke.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Statement from The Met pulling Heaven’s alcohol license under horrifying conditions. I hope the woman is getting all the support she needs and everyone involved in attacking and ignoring her never know peace.

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Helen Lewis @helenlewis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Important Bluesky milestone: first time I’ve seen that someone did a skeet controversial enough to cost them their job. Maybe this place CAN replace Twitter.

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James Goss @gossjam.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Supert***skii's joined with a post plagiarized from this morning's popbitch.

Robert Jenrick is MP for Newark, the only constituency in the UK which is an anagram of 'wanker'.

(Actually I just pasted the alt text from popbitch as even the comma is the same.)

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Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Just successfully shamed someone blasting shite videos on the bus into putting in headphones

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Huh. Weird. My “I dressed as a Nazi to my ex girlfriend’s fancy dress birthday party at the polish war veteran club” story got lost on Twitter. Guess I have to write it out again for Your judgement and entertainment

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Describe your in-person social skills with an image.

Yer man from Chernobyl saying he was in the toilet when everything went tits.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

The guy at the restaurant last night was refusing to park our cars unless they were electric or hybrid. How green was my valet!

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Berks of DeFrights...or Something. @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

Me: “well, at least they can’t make Weston any more shit. It’s reached rock bottom. They can’t make it any more depressing. It’s impossi…” Weston: “hold my Wetherspoons beer…and then a bit later I’ll grind the pint glass into your face, too”