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Ben Puntch

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National program director for the CHUM Group

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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leave Darkseid alone, he's just trying to get some strange
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every available photo of Coach Bud looks like he’s learning this information for the first time.
Coach Bud looking confused Confused looking Coach BudCoach Bud looking confused
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
haha, ditch witch goes brrrrrrr
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Making myself sad looking at cagematch listings that didn't make tape
Cagematch listing for Jushin Liger/Masa Chono vs Eddie Guerrero/Masanobu Kurisu from 1992
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dafoe being from Wisconsin feels like a cosmic mistake. He should be from a tiny European country that doesn’t exist anymore.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
THURL RAVENSCROFT: hoobaSTINK!!! hoobaSTANK!! hoobaSTUNK!!
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Jayhawks have gone to be soldiers in the army of the lord
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love my uncooked chicken breast
A grey cat with a shaved side and belly lays in a man’s lap
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
UWFI 1994.6.10 '94 Pro-Wrestling World Tournament Semi-Finals [6.27 TV On-Air] (60fps) : 31s
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New neighbor seems kinda shady
A groundhog looks out from a crevasse between rocks in a retaining wall
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've gone from "Noel will never get it wet" to "I think Noel will adjust to being a stepdad really well"
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We’ve come a long way since Erik Watts
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i thought they foreshadowed this really well in the first movie
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had completely forgotten that Gary Goodridge fought lumpy WAR mainstay Osamu Tachikari.
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Pride Gp 2000 Opening Round - Gary Goodridge vs Osamu "Tachihikari" Kawahara
YouTube video by Kakeustel
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Didn’t go to the Silver Jews because I had an upset tummy. Figured I’d just catch the next tour…
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
David Bowie voice "there's a Cartmaaaaan.... saying 'screw you guys' he'd like to yell out 'beefcake' but he thinks hed blow our minds"
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gerard Manley Hopkins:
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Queen
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Chet Atkins, Dolly Parton "Do I ever Cross Your Mind'
YouTube video by daffydoug
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Loading Bruce up with kisses on his weekend home from radiation treatment camp.
A bearded man misses a grey cat right on his little head
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My first cake from scratch. Think I nailed it.
A pretty goddamn good looking pineapple upside down cake on a plate with an ivy trim
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Boy, you can’t do THIS on concrete!
Mark Sterling falls on his head
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
David Berman will tell you "There is a place" and when you get there it's just god's shadow on this world
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Jeremy Allen White gaining 300 pounds to play Pig Champion in the Poison Idea biopic
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm concerned about what kind of influence that kid is going to be on Swan Boy
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Allan @allancheapshot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Akira Taue x Tractor
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/08/2026
spent the afternoon at the smithsonian african art museum. really enjoyed this big guy in particular
overview of the second floor level of the museum from a balcony above it. giant sculpture of an ouroboros anchors the room, surrounded by light gray walls and lit overhead by dozens of spotlightsplaque next to exhibit:

Romuald Hazoume
b. 1962, Porto-Novo, Benin Works in Porto-Novo Rainbow Serpent (Dan-Ayido-Houedo)
2007
Mixed media and found objects
MUSEUM PURCHASE, 2013-1-1

Playing with expectations. Romuald Hazoumè is perhaps best known for transforming jerry cans used to carry gasoline into mask-like forms. As he says, "People expect Africans to make masks. So, I make masksại
In Rainbow Serpent (Dan-Ayido-Houedo), however, Hazoume employs these same jerry cans to fashion the monumental form of a rainbow serpent swallowing its tail, a powerful symbol connected to fertility, prosperity, and the eternal cycle of life for the Fon and Yoruba peoples of Benin and Nigeria. By subverting expectations with his materials and subject matter, Hazoumè seeks to draw attention to the consequences of oil extraction, the horrors of the transatlantic slave trade, and the continued abuses found in unequal global trade relations.


the jerry can ouroboros up close, each can lid sliced to resemble scales of a snake
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Allan @allancheapshot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Rusher Kimura decides that Joe Deaton has wrestled in Japan enough times that he should know some Japanese. He hands him the microphone and demands: “Say something. Anything.” A visibly nervous Deaton finally manages two words. Kimura is delighted.
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Holy shit John Carroll Lynch and David Straithairn are doing Waiting for Godot in Minneapolis next month
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Got a 10000 and a 9800 on Anthropeum today, nobody can tell me shit
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The difference between Steve Keim and Steve Keirn is just Steve Kerning
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Inshallah they find it
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m just saying things were a lot better when Pete Postlethwaite was alive
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I see so many applicants with a 4.0 homeschool GPA who come in and absolutely tank the basic algebra and reading comprehension on the aptitude test.
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Every generation gets the Michael Shane it deserves
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All stories can be broken down into 3 archetypes: man vs nature, man vs self, and Peter Parker being delirious with the flu.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 3
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“It could be nothing, but it could be flesh eating bacteria”
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 10, Episode 9
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And her father, the KS state senator Rip Gooch
Rip Gooch
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cat Power being a dumbass falls into the "disappointing but not really surprising" bin
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Muted some things because y’all are annoying so if Surfer Ray Odyssey dies one of you has to text me
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/07/2026
here on the bones | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE, washing dishes, with headphones on.
VO (From headphones): THE LATEST RESEARCH ON THE BONES FOUND AT THE GRAVESITES SHOW REPETITIVE STRESS ON JOINTS THAT SUGGEST A LIFE OF HARD LABOR

PANEL 2: Closer in on MATTIE.
MATTIE: WOW. I WONDER WHAT OTHER KIND OF STUFF THEY CAN TELL.

PANEL 3: A FUTURISTIC SCIENTIST is holding up a skull that's wearing MATTIE's glasses. A small crowd is gathered. The scientist points to the jaw.
SCIENTIST: YOU CAN SEE HERE ON THE BONES THAT SHE WAS A REAL PIECE OF SHIT AND WAS ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT DUMB STUFF, LIKE IF SHE WERE INVITED TO PARTIES. LIKE IT WASN'T OKAY IF SHE JUST SHOWED UP WITH A FRIEND SHE HAD TO BE INVITED IN OR ELSE SHE'D BE REALLY NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIME.

PANEL 4: SAME SHOT. One of the people in the crowd speaks.
CROWD: HOW ARE THE GLASSES STILL ON
SCIENTIST: NOT SURE
REST OF CROWD: OOOOOH. AHH
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ralph Fiennes drops a folder on the desk "We're calling it The Chuzzlewit Initiative"
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Tracy Jordan singing "My girl has a fat neck?"
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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Buckthorn Removal Singles Club" is my favorite Fiery Furnaces song.
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