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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm not religious, except for believing that whoever came up with autumcrisp grapes will spend eternity sitting at the right hand of the lord

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Toni Storm was cooking when she said "wrestling is a lie that reveals the truth"

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He looks like flukeman if he had a bad breakup and tried to cut his own bangs

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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,

BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at:
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin
and everybody else.

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She is sustained by the power of Brands

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Legionnaire's Disease, your time is now

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just wanna drive a BMW E30 and put sun dried tomatoes in all my food.

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know LegalDrugPusher is fighting for his life in the gas price thread

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Leave Darkseid alone, he's just trying to get some strange

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every available photo of Coach Bud looks like he’s learning this information for the first time.

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Have you problems?" going right into the ol' phrasebook

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Birtles and Goble both think they're "the fun one"

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate that I know what you're talking about

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I know, but I gotta wait at least until our incumbent kitty finishes cancer treatment before I go giving him roommates

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There's a pair of bonded orange boys at our humane society who are 12 & 14 and it's taking all of my willpower not to bring them home

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

haha, ditch witch goes brrrrrrr

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Making myself sad looking at cagematch listings that didn't make tape

Cagematch listing for Jushin Liger/Masa Chono vs Eddie Guerrero/Masanobu Kurisu from 1992

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Showing the rizzler Abdullah Kobayashi Jr matches and changing the course of wrestling forever

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Born to draft, forced to set lineups

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Getting thrown overboard on the TCM cruise because I won't stop asking Beau Bridges if he has any fun My Name is Earl stories.

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dafoe being from Wisconsin feels like a cosmic mistake. He should be from a tiny European country that doesn’t exist anymore.

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When will Father return from the War?

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I remember seeing their really viscerally unpleasant commercials before every movie in a theater for like a decade

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

THURL RAVENSCROFT: hoobaSTINK!!! hoobaSTANK!! hoobaSTUNK!!

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The Jayhawks have gone to be soldiers in the army of the lord

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Curly Joe joined Al Qaeda late in life and was killed in a US airstrike in 2004

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I did not know Tippi Hedren was out there cashing checks for skin flicks in the 90s.

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I love my uncooked chicken breast

A grey cat with a shaved side and belly lays in a man’s lap

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Gotta block out an extra 15 minutes next time I call my dad for him to complain about this

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tom what is your favorite New Pornographers album?

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

UWFI 1994.6.10 '94 Pro-Wrestling World Tournament Semi-Finals [6.27 TV On-Air] (60fps) : 31s

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️

8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

There’s only one enlightened path left: learning LaTeX

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

New neighbor seems kinda shady

A groundhog looks out from a crevasse between rocks in a retaining wall

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The only thing I am a RETVRN guy for is WordPerfect 6

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I've gone from "Noel will never get it wet" to "I think Noel will adjust to being a stepdad really well"

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We’ve come a long way since Erik Watts

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Ben Puntch @puntchy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'd love Donal Logue talking about long-haul trucking

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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i thought they foreshadowed this really well in the first movie

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