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Butch O'Blivion

@fivemanjob.bsky.social
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Show no mercy Find the others Improv warlord in the Twin Cities and I probably do some other things I also post longer things on Wordpress : fivemanjob.wordpress.com

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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
may they all go down in flames
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a great example of "any graph can be impressive ... if you're stupid"
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
don't EVER tell me you think he should be the nominee. fuck that guy.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
every so often I have a "I wonder where they are now" moment about a couple different people.... because I would like to reach out and ruin their day
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So you got together with all your friends that "know the laws and care about the laws and whose careers have been upholding the laws" and decided to go after the President for breaking the laws?!? IT'S A CONSPIRACY
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Translation: We KNOW voters don't want this But we're gonna do it anyway They. Don't. Serve. The. People. And should all be removed. Every last one.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What’s wrong with Capitalism?!?? I dunno … maybe the highest paying job shouldn’t be “destroying the world”
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you say "what did she expect?!?" You are admitting that IT *IS* ALL MEN
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Improv A Go-Go @improvagogo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS SUNDAY at the IAGG :: DallaValle Duos Hearts On Fire TwinCitiesImprov [dot] com Presents! Whose Left? Sunday at 7:30pm Strike Theater Pay What You Like come laugh, you could use it
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My friends growing up were problematic and stupid in LOTS of ways - but at least they knew how to handle a fucking rapist
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep seeing lots and lots of "Men need to be posting about the Cornell 7 a lot more" posts AND I AGREE.... but also Take a moment and check with the people close to you who may have been victims in the past - give them a heads up, at least
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone reads this, thinks about it and then shares it. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
A few hundred noncitizen votes are a national scandal. But when states reject hundreds of thousands of ballots from eligible voters, it’s business as usual
One state rejected ballots because some voters failed to include their mother’s maiden name on the back of the return envelope.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Why am I in such a terrible mood??" he asked himself, turning down the absolutely screaming industrial noisecore music that was shaking the walls
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're posting about your improv festival... PLEASE include what city and state it is in. Sorry if I'm supposed to know where the "One Million Laughs Comedy Festival" is held but I fucking don't
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Oh YEAH… I forgot about all the War Crimes!” is how bad this administration is Just a giant, murderous shit cloud
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are assaulted - do NOT rely on the administrators of the school, company, public event, venue, etc Their job is to protect the name and brand of the school, company, event or venue, which they will do by silencing and covering up the whole thing Go public. Go loud.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clicking the "YES, YOU ARE ALWAYS ALLOWED TO LAUNCH THE ZOOM APP WHEN I CLICK ON A ZOOM MEETING" button for the 1500th time.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven't seen nearly the required number of "One of the Cornell 7 hospitalized with lacerations to the face and genitals" headlines C'mon, people
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyone dumb enough to believe the migrant caravan threat should be choking on silica packets
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We keep hearing about how an accusation will "ruin men's lives" while at the same time, actually committing rape seems to have no tangible downside for them
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the GOP: We promise to fuck up your actual life while protecting imaginary people from made-up problems
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Minneapolis police blew through their budget and then some … but the answer is never “then the MPD needs to make some cuts” Weird how they can give themselves unlimited overtime and it’s on public schools to figure how the rest
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“You mean we have to pay attention to everyone’s politics EVERY time we spend money?!?” YES, you dumb fucks Not paying attention is a big part of how we got here
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Man Who Saved The World. May his memory be a blessing.
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
sammatey.substack.com
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You pay us a monthly fee forever We'll give you permission to listen to music sometimes
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You can't make this up" to punctuate something just fucking made up
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Notice how the "running from Trump" ahead of the midterms doesn't extend to "DOING A SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT IT" Just scrubbing their websites to try and hide If there was a sudden onset of conscience they could take action - they aren't
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“You can’t make this up” has become THE most sure-fire tell that they are in fact making it all up
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How much of everything is a weird amount of everything to sacrifice to protect a child-raping racist ? Asking for a former democracy
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Improv A Go-Go @improvagogo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looking for a little-too-much fun on a school night? THIS SUNDAY at Strike Theater : Again & Again presents The Unreliable Narrators Make Me DallaValle Duos and Hearts On Fire Sunday at 7:30 Pay What You Like Tell everyone. improvagogo.com
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Capitalism would have us confuse "our way of life" with "our way of making money"
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIRTY years ago today. ToDAY. TODAY!!! youtu.be/og5MF6tJjhs?is=Zhx3d0dDx4U…
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I see that Uptown is now joining Downtown in parking empty squads on sidewalks as a way to make people feel more welcome.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Been awake since 4am" is something I have to keep reminding myself all day today whenever something makes me suddenly angry or upset
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have said it before but I think about it every time: When I clean up my work space, I always feel like someone will think that I'm getting ready to quit
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He truly thought it was “you’re not allowed to talk about me anymore”
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
5 episodes later: I CANT BELIEVE THIS THEY’VE BEEN TEASING PARALLAX ALL SEASON
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every nerd streamer : Hal Jordan says “look Junior” in one scene and “listen Junior” in another … OH MY GOD, DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE GETTING THE PARALLAX STORYLINE!!?! WE ARE SO _CLEARLY_ GETTING PARALLAX. YOU GUYS. (Edited 5:31 PM via @skeetsapp.com)
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss the days when everyone I knew was on GoogleTalk and you could see a handy list of who else was online wasting time at work
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I woke up before dawn and saw a large black shape moving down the wall in the dark. Easily the biggest spider I've ever seen in-person inside a house Took a solid moment to figure out if it was a nightmare or not I cannot tell anyone I live with about this beast
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't follow brands or politicians, I constantly mark ads as "irrelevant" and hide their sources permanently, I block pages all the time I honestly think this is just their default setting showing through... a "we don't know what you want to see, so we'll show you toxic levels of hate"
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I still check FB for birthdays and I post there about shows I'm doing - I have noticed that every couple days, my feed there goes HARD to the Right Suddenly everything it shows me is racist, sexist, Trump-loving swill. And then the next day it is back to normal
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ooooh, so the government will only care about "Fraud" when it's a code-word for "Brown people trying to live their lives" Got it.
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Exactly - if you love Black people, why do you WANT a pass to say something horrible to them? Ask yourself why you want it so fucking bad instead of asking everyone what you have to do to get permission to say it
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Butch O'Blivion @fivemanjob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ANOTHER self-hating Republican caught having a queer relationship?! this is my shocked face
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