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Brandon (jester flavored)

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play CrossCode now!!! Reina Lavenza on Ultros (FFXIV) he/him, 29, cis, bi, my opinions are mostly ambient gasses escaping Banner by @vannibattenberg.bsky.social PFP by @clericstance.bsky.social

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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 10h
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 6h
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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Sundown @sundownageha.bsky.social · 8h
My adoptive grandpa sent me to Tural to meet my extremely dead parents. Krile, what did your grandpa mean by this? #FFXIV | #FFXIVArt | #Krile | #Blender | #Render
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Sundown @sundownageha.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Krile might be the only person in creation to have ever worn a USB dongle as an earring. #FFXIV | #FFXIVArt | #Krile | #Blender | #Render
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Sundown @sundownageha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Krile shall paint for you a coastal vista. Please ignore the impending tidal wave. #FFXIV | #FFXIVArt | #Krile | #Blender | #Render
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Sundown @sundownageha.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Warriors of Darkness - Lamitt #FFXIV | #FFXIVArt | #Lalafell | #Blender | #Render
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 7h
Lady Death Knight Painting:
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Aero @areoman850.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
opening the news every day
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Self Proclaimed "Sodasmith": Violet @sodajerkviolet.bsky.social · 11h
Dumbass video I always think about whenever I get to this part, such a great game to blow through on the road or flying, Fusion and Super too
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 11h
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Ihsnet @ihsnet.bsky.social · 22h
“Tonight the stage is yours… and so is this dance. Try not to fall for me too quickly~” Today is my birthday! And every year on this day I love drawing Dorothea—she’s a character I adore, and she also has her birthday today. #ドロテアアールノルト生誕祭2026 #FE3H #ドロテア #Dorothea
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Tail-Blazer @tail-blazer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just had a dream where I was talking to Miyazaki, and he was speaking in Japanese as he does. At one point I take my glasses off and gesture to give me his and we try each other's glasses on. And in perfect English he says, "Wow I can't see shit through these" and I woke up.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Saturn can produce an entire army of mind-boggling special effects.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
embarrassing
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dragon mom 🌙 @hecate.space · 28/09/2026
Got sent this the day after I made cinnamon rolls..... I gotta audit my baking cinnamon after work today. What the hell, man.
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As someone who loves cute mascots and plushies of all kinds, Meta’s new Muse AI character is a hate on sight, on principle. Zuckerberg’s reptile ass will not manipulate me.
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(misreading) thats right!! put engineers back in video games!!
Lucca from Chrono TriggerKohran Li from Sakura Wars, art by @Tedbob84
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys will call trans womens' names "stereotypical" while having a driver's license that looks like the index of the Bible
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 28/09/2026
A beloved classic reimagined
Four labelled panels.
The first panel is labelled "Skull Panda", and depicts a drawing of Skull Panda.
The second panel is labelled "Skull Panda 2", and is the same drawing as the first panel, with a scarf added.
The third panel is labelled "Skull Panda Remastered", and is the same drawing as the first panel, but with extreme lighting applied to it.
The fourth panel is labelled "Skull Panda remake". It depicts Skull Panda in an alarming detailed style, with a realistic skull head and a human body and clothes, standing in a detailed grassy field in front of a photo background with a rainbow.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, about that steel mill promise…
S5 CHICAGO
DONALD TRUMP
'8th Wonder of the World":
Trump Speaks in Wisconsin at Foxconn Groundbreaking
The FoxConn factory is slated to open in 2020 and is expected to be massive, meant to produce LCD screens for televisions and computers
By Mary Ann Ahern and Sandra Torres • Published June 28, 2018 • Updated on June 28, 2018 at 5:28 pm
f$ 5 CHICAGO
NBC 5 INVESTIGATES
What happened to Foxconn? A look at the $1.2 billion spent and where it all went
It was supposed to be a giant manufacturing plant that would spur the growth of "Wis-con Valley.
Instead, it's a mostly-abandoned stretch of four lane roads and barren fields.
By Bennett Haeberle, Nathan Halder, Rich Moy, and Katy Smyser • Published June 3, 2025 • Updated on
June 5, 2025 at 6:02 pm
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not technically a cis man, but I am thought of as one to most people outside of queer communities, and I do this whenever I can. It really does work. If you get pushback, just ask the person to explain why they think the joke is funny. It works. It’s easy. Please do this.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lady knight sketch:
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minew @minew01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, this completely rules
-Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goth girl knight I sketched today:
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If we truly lived in a world of 007s, espionage, checks & balances, and actual justice, Musk's career would have come to a VERY decisive close a decade ago.
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What gets me: Talarico was doing just fine until he came out and decided to opine on trans sports. So it’s like… Once again, democrats should stop trying to appeal to right wing social issues that give them no tangible gain except pissing off their own constituents.
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𓆩MissDandy𓆪 👽 @missandydandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩... 𝘐𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦. 🧪⚗️💚
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
penny-anna on tumblr: "Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
• Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy"

penny-anna on tumblr replies:
[A television still of comedians Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie sitting side-by-side on the set of Whose Line Is It Anyway?.]
"They are piloting a Jaeger together in my imagination"

penny-anna on tumblr replies: 
"#hate this. im in the shatterdome trying to coordinate my jaegers in the field fighting for the fate of humanity #and these two chuckleheads over here won't stop doing bits on the open channel #they keep defeating kaiju with slapstick routines and its INFURIATING

yeah the worst part is it's actually working for them"

kyraneko on tumblr replies: "And their Jaeger is called Nihilistic Singularity (because it's a point that doesn't matter.)"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Technology is amazing
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
does this make it make sense
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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PoutineDragon @poutinedragon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
had to check for myself :P
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I Promise This is Interesting
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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