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Matthew Harrison @matthewharrison.bsky.social · 15h

hey why is the biological reality sticky why is it sticky what did you spill on your rhetorically invented biological reality

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Fetterman won't change parties. He has delusions of being the next Manchin.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026

the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you use AI at work, you are training your replacement.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Seriously. I'm wracking my brain, trying to think of any other time in my 48 years that a game console's price went UP during its life cycle. Now they all have.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There was never such a thing as ye olde. The phrase was þe olde. þe is the.

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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh they’re gonna be speaking in “olde English” eh? like Shakespeare did? “olde English” like Shakespeare spoke, is it? that’s cool. I wanted to die of apoplexy and now I know it can happen

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Matt Y still thinks avocado toast keeps people from acquiring wealth.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Are they collecting sales taxes on these?

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We've been practicing lowest common denominator politics for decades now. We've lost the art of persuasion and keep hoping to focus group our way to victory.

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WOR$T GIRL IN ACADEMIA @medievaliste.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Once again, the median pay for an adjunct professor in the United States of America is $3,500 per course. Not per month, per course.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This. I've never seen a corporation serve on a jury. I've never seen a corporation imprisoned after being found guilty of a felony. Heck, I don't really see corporations paying taxes.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Twitter has always been a vector for coordinated harassment. I was there during gamergate. Musk has simply stripped out the plausible deniability.

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HistorySmith @historysmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sometimes, when you explain the joke it does get funnier…

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sometimes the projection is so naked, it's cartoonish.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Jesus Christ, this. Platner was given the benefit of the doubt despite having a fucking Totenkopf tattoo on his own skin, while many of the same people are demanding El-Sayed answer for any random comment from anyone who supports him.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm waiting for MAHA to go to war against the "sudden explosion" of left handed individuals.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger: They Might Be Titans.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I declare, forthwith, that Hegseth's name shall be written thusly: PEtE.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This has real "Look what you made me do!" energy.

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💀👻🎃🦇MOSS 666🦇🎃👻💀 @studio8502.ca · 10/08/2026

Conservatism consists of but one proposition, which is "fuck you I won't eat my vegetables you're not my real dad"

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

See Paramount's attempt to rehabilitate Max Landis with G.I. Joe.

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Anyone doing any kind of Harry Potter promotion in 2026 has looked at the options and deliberately chosen evil.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

In the future robots will create so much abundance that people won’t have to work jobs anymore. Humanity can spend every moment in the Pain Maze the robots constructed for us

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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

What white people think of as the most common working class: White guy who is 43 with an oversized wrench in overalls saying 'git er done' What is actually more representative: Single mother WOC doing eldercare and gig work in the gaps who ironically lacks healthcare herself

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C.M. Lewis 🦬⚔️ @thehousered.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

it once again bears repeating: that platner is even a candidate is because this guy, who was run out of Pittsburgh for recruiting/managing multiple candidates accused of DV/SA, who himself has allegations against him, recruited platner he should be blacklisted until the end of time

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Kristin Wilson @kristin-wilson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

*raises a hand* Weird that he’s angry that something happened to him that he didn’t choose, right?

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Julia Azari @juliaazari.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

RIP NYT pitchbot. how do you satirize this?

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The nightmare scenario is AI remakes of live action remakes of animated movies.

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I dream of a world in which the Senate believed Hill and Ford and never confirmed Thomas and Kavanaugh

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The Eater of Punkins @punkineater.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

One of my goals as a progressive is to stop fellow progressives from following white savior types just because they make the right mouth noises.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I don't want to hear "how are we going to pay for it" ever again in response to a politician proposing actually helping people

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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

“Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries.” | Current Affairs www.currentaffairs.org/news/how-elo...

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How Elon Musk Killed Hundreds of Thousands of People

Former USAID global health official Nicholas Enrich explains the catastrophic human toll of DOGE's cuts to the agency.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

and it’ll still never fill the void where his soul is supposed to be

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