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David Hand

@ptolemar.ch
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Little teapot. Ex-programmer? Unabashed user of Gentoo. Acceded to #NAFO on 2023 Apr 25. He/him/etc.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 20h
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Centrist Madness Election Center @centristmadness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Biden dementia theory has been conclusively disproven, as has the theory that he didn’t use leverage to force Israel to accept a ceasefire (which they did multiple times). No one will ever admit they got these things wrong.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/09/2026
"Trying to make them evil necessarily makes them stupid." My faith does indeed inform me that that follows. But (a) I'm not sure I require that anyone has "tried" to make them stupid, and (b) you, I, and the crafter of the service may have vastly differing opinions on "stupid" and therefore "evil"
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/09/2026
Major premise: "All things which exist are good insofar as they truly exist. Evil is a kind of non-existence coinciding with a kind of failure to exist." (Or something like that.) Minor premise: "Draft Kings Sportsbook, the betting app, exists." (Or, y'know, some other thing which has been made.)
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/09/2026
At a bare minimum, it seems that the word "exist" is getting used equivocally, here, subtly changing meaning.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/09/2026
That's quite a claim! I understand the claim that evil is a kind of non-existence, and even kind of agree with it (and the rest is mostly just room left by the fact that I don't think I understand the claim to its depths). But to say that all things which exist are virtuous?
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/09/2026
Actually, I'd kind of thought that CFAR was indeed trying to guide the development of AI into virtuous beings. (Which seems to me to be a category error, but I understand you probably don't agree with that.)
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/09/2026
This is, in fact, one of the well-worn paths to forming a cult: the overweening confidence that you know The Truth (or The Plan, or whatever). (Not that I think of CFAR as a cult. But it sure does seem to be surrounded by things that look like 'em.)
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/09/2026
I would very much expect that she still considers herself to be a person of virtue, working for the good of humankind and for the spread of virtue.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 28/09/2026
Hope isn't something I hope for. It's a commandment, along Faith and Love. It is, therefore, something I pray for.
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026
The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 27/09/2026
I'm not quite sure what you're asking, but while the history texts listed by @marbleliberal.bsky.social are the only works of history in the standard program, 2.5 years of the education is quite solidly post-Classical.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 27/09/2026
I feel like a massive failure these days. Until I remember what success looks like.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 27/09/2026
Oh, I felt particularly close to fame when I heard her name mentioned by @iwriteok.bsky.social on Behind the Bastards.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 26/09/2026
"Goddammit, you said you wanted to steal 20 tons of silicon; you've stolen 20 tons of silicon. What're you complaining about?"
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 24/09/2026
, which is absurd. Q.E.D. 😉
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 23/09/2026
Sen. Jon Husted: “The war needs to come to an end as quickly as possible so that we can lower gas prices” Sen. Jon Husted when he could've voted to do just that:
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 21/09/2026
Goddamnit, I still have this book on my bookshelf. www.greenlion.com/books/Apollo...
Cover of a book by Green Lion Press, the Conic Sections of Apollonius of Perga.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 21/09/2026
Attention, @marbleliberal.bsky.social.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 20/09/2026
Ultima V
Screenshot of Ultima V. The Avatar is travelling on a road between the City of Britain and the Castle of Lord British.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 19/09/2026
Election in occupied areas by Russia - voting under military supervision.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I’m not voting for anyone because I oppose genocide.” Guess what, no you don’t.
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Ron Hogan @ronhogan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Edward Tufte surely never intended for his work to be used this way.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 16/09/2026
I mean, I made extensive notes, but only so I had a kind of shorthand to look over to refresh my memory in case I was called on.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 16/09/2026
Notes simply weren't permitted (in my classes) except in exceptional situations. (I was allowed limited notes to demonstrate XIII:18.)
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 15/09/2026
"Cringe", if you will.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
a recent ADHD discovery I’ve made, YMMV: for those of us with internal hyperactivity, productivity/time management advice can be very bad because it encourages thinking a lot about the best way to use your time, and THE THINKING IS THE THING STOPPING US FROM DOING ANYTHING EXCEPT THINKING
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 14/09/2026
(Skip to about two minutes in.)
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 14/09/2026
Star Trek VI youtu.be/XLoasPSC7TY?...
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 1991 | Burke and Samno are found & Valeris is exposed |
YouTube video by Binary Retro Clips
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 14/09/2026
God, I love that movie. And that line, in particular, has always stuck with me.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 13/09/2026
This page unsuccessfully left blank.
A page from a book. The only text on the page reads, "This page intentionally left blank."
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the last decade, I've gone from a largely libertarian view of gambling to that of the Women's Christian Temperance Union.
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Thomas O’Mahony @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To learn more about this you should listen to @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social
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Episode 266 - The Toledo War
Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast · Episode
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 08/09/2026
It's unfortunate to lose another local newspaper, but I don't expect to miss the Toledo Blade.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 04/09/2026
It's my understanding that a lot of the cooling used is evaporative cooling, in which the water used is simply discarded to the atmosphere.
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ACLU of Texas @aclutx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you’ve moved, you still have time to update your registration before October 5. Every eligible Texan should be able to easily cast a vote that counts. (2/2)
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More than 1.2 million Texas voter registrations are flagged. Here’s what voters should know
The designation doesn’t mean a voter is ineligible. Here’s how to check your registration and make sure you’re ready to vote.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 02/09/2026
Tankies simply because fans of violence by tank.
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 02/09/2026
cursed to know too much about how LLMs work while also thinking they are bad club
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Stephen England @stephenengland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you'd told me fifteen years ago that in 2026 that the folks who formerly(?) made up the Christian Right would be publicly obsessing over "teens need to be having more sex," I would have thought you were drunk.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/08/2026
This has convinced me to give @mapquest.com a try on my phone. I like maps that don't lie to me because someone powerful says to. Android app: play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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MapQuest: Get Directions - Apps on Google Play
MapQuest is your go-to app for maps, GPS, voice navigation & live traffic.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/08/2026
I sincerely hope this was accidental, #Duolingo. But it was the wrong answer. You could have picked literally any number else.
A screenshot of a Duolingo math lesson. It reads: Select the expanded form [of] 8(x+6)=88. Two options are given: 8x+48=88 and 8x+14=88.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 30/08/2026
And it is load-bearing bullshit.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 28/08/2026
Right?
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 28/08/2026
Even his role as Doctor Petrov in The Hunt for Red October was an opportunity for him to steal the scene.
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A. Elizabeth West @damewritesalot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I made one, haha
Mapquest picture of Lake Ontario renamed "Lake Him Up"
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
400 library workers begin their strike Monday after endless months of trying to negotiate with management. Already the anti-union propaganda machine is calling the library workers entitled. The LIBRARY workers. You don't staff the desk at the free stuff store because you're greedy.
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David Hand @ptolemar.ch · 21/08/2026
Definitely Starship Troopers for me.
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Any Xer still trying to be cool never was.
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Kent Lind @camasonian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We have data on this. The blue is all the non-ag human use:
Colorado River usage chart
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