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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 20h
LMAO even
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 30/09/2026
bro are you five
Greg Brockman’s signature. Imagine if a kindergartener wrote the letters “gdb.”
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I were wrongfully imprisoned and then deported to a random African country I could see harboring some ill will towards the country in a way that becomes a generational problem. Let’s see what flavor of terrorism Trump creates
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would get in trouble for honestly saying what should happen to these people but it is truly ghoulish to pretend Obamacare was some kind of test run for single payer healthcare
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith did nothing wrong but people in his position (made to create sound bites in a farcical display) should state plainly that those types of lines of questions are an embarrassment to the country
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I (like everyone) hate how everything is tips now everywhere but I just caught Uber Eats suggesting I tip $8 for an order that requires the shopper to go to a grocery store…if anyone deserves a $20 tip it’s someone actually shopping AND delivering
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joe Biden didn't put Trump in jail and he's on the hook for everything that's going on with Trump 2 up until now. That's on him. But we have a chance to course correct and clean up the mess. We can't do that with weak leadership unwilling to protect this country and the people in it.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
猫パンダ
@pika_nekopanda

これから月曜日の朝を迎えるアメリカニキへ落ち着いてください。助けは来ませんよ。

Translated from Japanese by Google

To all the Americans facing Monday morning, please stay calm. No help is coming.
3:54 AM • Apr 6, 2026
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enough with mush mouth 70 year old coaches as analysts. It’s painful listening them being tortured trying to spin up brain cells
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy flying missile Sadiq
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what percentage of supposed 'centrist' goofs who long ago accused folks of TROMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME will ever actually address their own misread? address that actually everyone who said it would be very bad was not 'deranged', but much more in tune than they were. i have yet to see it happen once
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Movie pitch: Adult Toy Story where it’s just a bunch of dildos and butt plugs and when they’re alone they just scream at each other with thousand yard stares
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the most striking moments in any movie for me is when Matt Damon has the speech in the Departed where he basically asks his girlfriend to break up with him if it gets bad because the Irish in him will choose to endure rather than leave
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Friday everyone, we made it! As a reward, please enjoy the greatest music video ever made: youtu.be/QEfDazTZSPQ?...
youtu.be
Viagra Boys — Punk Rock Loser (Official Video)
YouTube video by viagra boys
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is there a VR WW2 game where you get to storm the beach of Normandy in first person? That would be really scary/cool
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Looking at this defense all I can think is that Jesus was just a guy who built what was, at the time, something we all would call a cult 2000 years ago”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 23/09/2026
I just dropped into a beginners karate class and absolutely obliterated a little kid.
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Live your life in a way that a third of the country won’t cheer at news of your assassination
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m calling it now: Trump will become more and more of a recluse as his term comes to an end because he knows he’s in deep shit as soon as he leaves office. It’s going to be an issue to physically remove him
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Inglorious Bastards
ALT: Inglorious Bastards
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LAQUAN TREADWELL? IN THIS ECONOMY?
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a frog in boiling water situation, we all slowly adapted to this. Updates to software we use used to be exciting to see the new features and now it’s completely “how long can I avoid updating until they force me to?”
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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026
Fire is invented.
Fire is invented.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Genesis [1:1] On the seventh day God rested.
Genesis 
[1:1] On the seventh day God rested. 
[1.2] And for the six days straight before that as well. 
[1.3] haha resting whips ass he said. 
[1.4] It was all formless and empty and always would be. 
[1.5] And none of any of this ever happened to any of us. 
[1.6] We were all resting too.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A lot of "the anti-semitism of the left" talk going around lately and the target seems to be more "the left" than the anti-semitism.
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Weird thing I just realized: I’ve never had a dog be aggressive towards me. Some people just have bad vibes
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s infuriating that a walking corpse like McConnell is still somehow a senator but also he deserves everything happening now to make sure everyone only remembers him as a feckless shell
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paddytheirishfella.bsky.social @paddytheirishfella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is an insane headline. Where the fuck are we. And current Dem leadership wants to turn the page and work across the aisle. Fuck all of you. Seriously you're literally getting people killed playing footsie with fascists.
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Brian Says 'That's Crazy'
ALT: Brian Says 'That's Crazy'
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Republicans hate jewish people but they hate brown people more…it’s all much simpler if you understand this
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The series finale of better call Saul was bad, felt like a clip show and was way too on the nose as a “goodbye”…I expected more subtlety or surprises but it was really just running out the clock
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait a minute, you’re telling me the guy who looks like a muppet and has half a billion dollars from singing his little songs has some bad opinions?
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of the funniest things that nobody in real life cares about is the fact that the twins from breaking bad/better call Saul are both on Cameo but one charges like double what the other does
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Truly the list of an alien pretending to be human.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Vince McMahon falling out of chair meme, 3 stages:

1) Kevin Hart ad
2) For sports gambling
3) That airs every single commercial break
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy shit I just realized in Better Call Saul he gets $700 per public defense client and is miserable and when he gets $700 to threaten a law suit when he’s doing community service he acts like it’s a million dollars.
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A truly underrated part of Better Call Saul is how I forget that I know the outcome from Breaking Bad, I’m sweating scenes with Mike even though I know how he died in Breaking Bad
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nick Bosa on the sideline preparing for a career night on the kirkiversary
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Any guesses for how much car insurance is in NJ for three cars? If you said $900 per month you would be $200 too low in your guess. Nothing is real anymore
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The new Grand Tour is exactly what I needed. Throttle House plus a super charming super autistic guy works out surprisingly well.
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Hello, members of the jury. Webster’s dictionary defines defenestration as…”
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