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I’m really happy to be here on Hive, or is this one Mastodon?

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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 8h
We must celebrate American talent* *talent defined as being tall and having blue eyes
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 11h
It’s insane he’s still there. It’s a dereliction of duty for every politician on both sides of the aisle to not actively do everything they can to remove him
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 11h
RFK Jr will go down as one of the worst people in history when people realize and fully digest the death he has caused and the destruction he has wrought at the FDA
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 11h
I watched the first episode out of morbid curiosity but somehow wiped all memory of it from my mind
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 13h
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Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
ALT: Max Rockatansky Says 'That's Bait' Meme
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 14h
What is going on
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 17h
Watch 10 minutes of Lioness and you will see characters justifying extrajudicial murder while calling humanity “useful idiots” if they think otherwise
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 17h
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L'Arche de Noé: Une Peinture Classique
ALT: L'Arche de Noé: Une Peinture Classique
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 19h
Love to accidentally create a white supremacist design because “what if triple sevens but in a circle?” Thanks, South Africa, for apparently ruining that design
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“If you don’t vote we are destroyed” is quite nuanced
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woke up this morning with the theme from Crank Yankers stuck in my head. Might be early signs of dementia
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You ever get really high and imagine there’s a Spanish speaking advertising agency hired by a Christian group to promote Christianity, leading to the ad campaign “Christ, mas!”? No, me neither
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now that’s an A24 movie I want to see
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even found a brother of his in Wisconsin who looks exactly like him
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did a DNA test on one of my dogs and he’s half pitbull half chihuahua…depending on which was the father it is hilarious or horrifying to imagine that conception
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
melted computer • 11h @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[british horror movie] 
person: blimey
ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit 
person: oi me beans
Feb 21, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Solid work. One of my favorite “well actually” facts about King Tut is he was one of the least significant pharaohs in history and we only know about him because his was one of the few tombs nobody bothered to pillage for hundreds of years
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LMAO even
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Excuse me, doctor, you left surgical equipment in the patient” “I’m controversial!”
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 30/09/2026
bro are you five
Greg Brockman’s signature. Imagine if a kindergartener wrote the letters “gdb.”
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I were wrongfully imprisoned and then deported to a random African country I could see harboring some ill will towards the country in a way that becomes a generational problem. Let’s see what flavor of terrorism Trump creates
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Al Gore is only in his 70’s, still plenty of time for another run!
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hanging chads have reentered the discourse
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Republicans gutted the plan until it was just a weak facade of itself and Obama let them in the name of “compromise”. And they’re still trying to “compromise” as the answer
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would get in trouble for honestly saying what should happen to these people but it is truly ghoulish to pretend Obamacare was some kind of test run for single payer healthcare
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I found this cool website a couple of years ago. Sorry to interject with this obvious non sequitur: www.poopsenders.com/order/
poopsenders.com
Poop Senders Order Form & Payment Options
Anonymously send a package of poop to your friends or enemies. The ultimate gag gift. Sweet revenge at its finest.
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re probably planting evidence as we speak so that the subsequent kangaroo courts will have pretext to doubt results
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t say I disagree with any of those criticisms (mostly because I haven’t seen any of his things since they came out) but I remember enjoying them. But also I love bad horror (Shudder is the one app I don’t think is a ripoff)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beauty of baseball: sometimes you do everything right and still fail. Just like real life
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Play the game if you’re brought in against your will for a game. Nobody looks good treating this shit seriously
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith did nothing wrong but people in his position (made to create sound bites in a farcical display) should state plainly that those types of lines of questions are an embarrassment to the country
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not a fan of Haunting of Hill House or Fall of House Usher? I like his style of bringing horror slightly closer to mainstream (although not as creatively as Jordan Peele)
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Keegan-Michael Key: Oh, Oh Really?
ALT: Keegan-Michael Key: Oh, Oh Really?
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well there have been ZERO consequences for lying and only benefits in deluding the base…not seeing any motivation for these asshats to stop
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think that’s what so outrageous: nothing makes sense, everything is broken. Effort means nothing we live in hell
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I (like everyone) hate how everything is tips now everywhere but I just caught Uber Eats suggesting I tip $8 for an order that requires the shopper to go to a grocery store…if anyone deserves a $20 tip it’s someone actually shopping AND delivering
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joe Biden didn't put Trump in jail and he's on the hook for everything that's going on with Trump 2 up until now. That's on him. But we have a chance to course correct and clean up the mess. We can't do that with weak leadership unwilling to protect this country and the people in it.
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ugh, zis could have been a telegraph
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi Horgus!
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
猫パンダ
@pika_nekopanda

これから月曜日の朝を迎えるアメリカニキへ落ち着いてください。助けは来ませんよ。

Translated from Japanese by Google

To all the Americans facing Monday morning, please stay calm. No help is coming.
3:54 AM • Apr 6, 2026
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah, but rest assured this is illegal so all we have to do is sit back and watch the wheels of justice turn. Any minute now.
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enough with mush mouth 70 year old coaches as analysts. It’s painful listening them being tortured trying to spin up brain cells
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy flying missile Sadiq
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah yes, academic truth supported by Bill Ackman, the man married to a woman who plagiarized her thesis
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what percentage of supposed 'centrist' goofs who long ago accused folks of TROMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME will ever actually address their own misread? address that actually everyone who said it would be very bad was not 'deranged', but much more in tune than they were. i have yet to see it happen once
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