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🔞 Thar be adult content ahead! Be warned. She/they gremlin. Artist. Progressive. 🍉🍉

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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Aaaand I today forgot to tag #bloodymary so people could find this looool.
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I would assume that poor Simon would need a very extensive scrub to get all the blood out. And I would also assume Ryland would want to help with some pampering. Behind the scenes shot was inspo 😅
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Heading deeper into the rabbit hole gave me some great results! I adore when people lean into the visceral and narsty parts of body horror and monster stuff and this is from a fic called Egriss, where Monster!Simon is dialed up to 11 but very thoughtfully! #Bloodymary #SimontheConvict #RylandGrace
From the fic, Egress, by anon:

First panel is Simon holding his arms and knees held up to guard himself, the only exposed area being the side of his neck to where Ryland Grace is sitting looking at him, concerned. 
Grace: "Simon, Look at me."

Second panel is a zoom of Simon's left eye, closed and held tight, wrinkles in the skin from tention, first still visible next to his nose.

Third panel shows a close up of Ryland's eyes, behind his glasses, concerned.
Grace: "Simon. Simon, you are here. You're on the ship."

The fourth panel shows a close up of Simon's neck where his gills are shuddering with his breathing. 

The final four panels, read in no particular order, show Ryland focusing on the gills, and his pupils dilating. reaching his hands forward on the surface they're seated on and head moving toward Simon as well.From the fic, Egress, by Anon.

First panel is Simon's eye, now open and looking towards the movement of Ryland.

Moving down to panel two, Ryland places his lips against the gills that are exposed, holding for a moment.

Top right for panel 3 Simon's eye, looking down, blown out and shocked looking at what is happening. A small flair of red in the pupil to denote an animalistic nature under the surface.

Fourth panel is a close up of Ryland licking up and across the gills, picking up a milky substance being excreted by the gills.
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I didn't get my crack ship booster shot and I caught #bloodymary -itis. But also, please spit in my mouth, this rules.
Ryland Grace sits backwards on an office style chair, ointment in the crook of his left arm that's also holding a bag of cotton balls and some bandage. His right hand is applying ointment to the scarring on Simon's face while he looks away, flushed and clenching his fist. Dialogue:

Grace: is this okay? 
Simon: *silence*
Grace: Simon? 
Simon: y-yeah.Simon's body is facing the viewer, shirtless with both muscles and scarring exposed, arm missing from the shoulder socket. He's wearing one of Grace's jumpsuits with the upper body part tired around his waist. He's holding his shirt in his right hand with his arm lifted in an "L" that's making his bicep flex a bit. His face is directed to the left of the viewer, looking back to the right with a somewhat sad face at Arm-ando.

 Arm-ando is holding a bottle with his central armature and swabbing the missing arm site by the shoulder with, presumably, disinfectant with another armature. 

Ryland Grace has entered the scene, glasses slightly askew, with a mug of "I can't believe it's synthetic coffee" to an eyeful of very muscular and handsome topless man being treated and has dropped the mug.

"Simooooooooh...", his enquiry is cut short by the scene, causing a notable blush and in his thought bubble he's beet red and panic faced.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I read it in the voice
foolhearteyes
Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations.
But what you don't know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it's actually from Tumbir. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn't it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic "alt side of Tiktok" where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you're wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of "stuff."
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Shot from Ski Free with a pixelated skier and a pixelated big grey monster behind themShot from Ski Free with the monster now trying to eat the pixelated skier
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Nixuss @nixuss.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I be saying no to most plans/collabs. It's not you it's my body 🕺✨
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/10/2024
Bugs Bunny Tuxedo meme: 

i wish all
digital artists

a very
correct layer
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
All my artist friends here! I think it's time to nuke our Twitter. Musk has decided to just add a "click to plagiarise" button directly to your images. Super fun. Images in the click through:
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Painted.light1 @paintedlight1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Filthy hand-holding...
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Comms 2 reopen: Sept @azreto.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
the mood today
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
this horrible fucker left his fiancée while she was undergoing treatment for stage iii breast cancer, financially screwed her over and kicked her out of their house
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☃️ Christopher ☃️ @christopherag.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It's always something like "let's watch a movie, babe" and never "let's decipher the Voynich manuscript and acquire arcane knowledge, babe," and that's just one of the many things wrong with modern-day relationships.
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The delight of a person who did the original of Kotallo is not on Bluesky (At least as far as I've seen and I had a look) so I will link to their bird page :3 Kotaloy in some very fun outfits, originally designed by the legend GameChimpopo! Kotallo: x.com/gamechimpopo... Aloy: x.com/gamechimpopo...
Image of Kotallo, in a playboy bunny busk, heels and fishnets. He has the playboy bunny ears and gloves as well as a collar with a bowtie. His colour scheme is blue. Aloy is standing next to him with bunny ears as well. She also has heels and thigh high socks on, bootie shorts (with a bunny tail) and a halter top with her back exposed. Her colour scheme is a deep red.

Kotallo is in a pinup pose with one leg bent and one extended with his hand on his knee, the stump of his missing left arm has a bow on it with long tails. One of those tails is being held by Aloy, standing strong with her other hand on her hip.

They're both looking at each other out of the corners of their eyes.
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 17/12/2024
Monday night intrusive thoughts
Kombucha girl meme, with Robin Thicke on the "ew side" and a thicc robin on the "not bad" side  (it's ok, he's just big borbed)
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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Bex Ollerton @schnumn.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Please Just Do Something
A comic. Bex is staring into space with a blank and tired expression. The text reads, "There are so many things I need to do right now. Why am I not doing any of them?! I'm making everything harder for myself in the long run... ...please just do SOMETHING!"

as the text gets more frantic, a glitch effect spreads over Bex, increasing with her desperation.
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
If you've been living under a rock and haven't seen Galoo's horizon stuff then I got you
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This is going to be great but also RIP Jamie 🫡
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Thank you so much for all the kind words and to everyone who shared this one. I’m so glad that it’s helped others feel seen. That alone makes it one of the most important pieces of work I’ve done.
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Since my Substack post and TMZ appearance about the UnitedHealth CEO, I've received a sizeable influx of conservative followers (even paying ones!). It's really telling how united the public is on their feelings about this, while the MSM/people in power continue to pearl clutch.
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CarlyJA22 @carlyja22.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Devin Elle Kurtz @devinellekurtz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“The river was called… the Kohaku River”
A digitally illustrated fanart painting of Haku and Chihiro from the Ghibli film “spirited away” during the scene where they fall from the sky and float. Haku’s dragon body is evaporating into scales. He and Chihiro face each other in midair and clasp hands. The sun shoots out beams of light in all directions. The colors are blue and gold
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The rain will stop. 🌈
Two characters kissing each other in their kitchen while it's raining outside.
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Galoo @galoo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#HorizonForbiddenWest #Aloy #Drakka #Barbie #Barbiememe #galoodle
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Sneaky Mike @sneakymike.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
My Seasons entry 😊 #VirtualPhotography #VPrepost
A landscape from Horizon Forbidden West A forest scene from Life is Strange 2A winter village from The Witcher 3 A winter scene from The Last of Us Part 2
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
We're just innocent men
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
10 fav animated features (no order) Paprika Yellow Submarine Porko Rosso Fern Gully Incredibles Emperor's New groove Road to el Dorado Treasure planet Wallace and Gromit Shrek (Kinda) Who Framed Rodger Rabbit
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'm such a sucker for the writing of @garbage-dono.bsky.social, who just seems to get my vibes down to a tee. I drew this for their fic "What Happens in Vegas" which is an excellent little accidental marriage fic that I adore and you should read! archiveofourown.org/works/41324784
Illustration from linked fic:

Aloy and Kotallo are standing, embarrassed, looking at their previous nights selves as holograms. Aloy is dressed in a very oversized shirt with frilly hems. In the hologram they're watching, Aloy is holding Kotallo bridal style and they both look happy. The holos say:

The holo's are talking:
Aloy: Come along, Marshal
Kotallo: Yes, Commander
A: I said my vows- that's yes dear to you.
K: *chuckles* yes, dear.

In a frame to the side of the embarrassed couple, Erend is standing slightly awkwardly and says:

Erend: The vows were beautifyl by the way.
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
NGL, despite the obvious awfulness of everything in general, there is a part of me that would be vindicated if Musk nuked himself in the eyes of Trump before new year
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Jay Steel @steelart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
we have been trying to get folk to do this on tumblr for years to no avail, where the like button is similarly useless the twitter algo Pavlovian training is hard to beat
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
5 favs & 5 tags! Food: ramen Season: summer Drink: tie between coffee and beer Color: teal Anime: gurren Lagann @charger-lens.bsky.social @fantasygirl974.bsky.social @melikomakes.bsky.social @kelsochronicles.bsky.social @steelart.bsky.social
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Since everyone is playing the remaster and going up to the Cut, I thought this would be an opportune time to bring up this old piece. #kotaloy#aloy#kotallo#horizon#forbiddenwest#frozenwilds#kinda
A small comic of Aloy and Kotallo. Aloy is snuggled up in her Banuk gear next to Kotallo in his usual armour. Kotallo is shivering obviously and Aloy has a knowing smirk:
A: Sure we can't get you some Banuk Armour?
K: I'm f-f-fine! I am of the sky clan. We do n-
A: Not feel the cold. Yeah yeah.

In the second and smaller panel, they are both deeply submerged in hot spring water. Aloy is patting Kotallo's head and touching his hand. Kotallo's mouth is submerged in the water.

A: Better?
K: *blub**blub**blub*
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 Fan X Salt Lake @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Some helpful tools for image posting on this app.
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Sam @sambeawesome.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Your daily reminder that artists are comment vampires and require a frequent dose of comments to survive. Consider donating your comments to your friendly neighborhood artists today. 🧛🎨
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Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Tweet from @farfinfarfin:

the fastest way to improve your art is to become some sort of pervert, doesn't really matter kind, whatever you're comfortable with
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I've turned on the option where you can't post an image unless you add alt text, and it's really pushing me into thinking more about accessibility. Are there any people who see my stuff that are low vision etc who would like to give feedback on what you want to have in alt text?
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Still posting old art! Old crossover with Aloy and Kotallo cosplaying Sailor Moon and Tuxedo mask, and you know I had to do it this way around 😅
Image of Kotallo leaping through the air, post "Magical Girl" transformation, dressed as Sailor Moon (but with a crop top, because he wears a crop top in canon), high boots and all, on a sparkly pink and purple gradient background.Aloy, striking a pose, top hatted and holding a rose with her cape and hair billowing out behind her, Tuxedo Mask style. She's in front of a pink and purple sparkly gradient background.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as
"Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator.
"The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
YOU [simple-minded]: Social media is bad for teens ME [wise]: Everything is bad for everyone
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This was pretty borderline when it comes to SPICE but I did wanna share on main. But it does defo belong here though!
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Pseu @pseuboo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
OLD piece that I still love to this day. Just the hot Tenakth boys (and Guest) doing some pinup poses!
Image of Kotallo, Drakka, Hekarro and Fashav doing classic pinup poses with their paint and tattoos, made to look a little like a postcard with "Wish you were the Wings of the Ten" written across it. Each of them are in very small undergarments with little to no armour.
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godliath 清 @godliath.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
artober 2/??? #art #aloy #horizon #horizonforbiddenwest
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✶ 𝐈𝐍𝐊 ✶ @inkviral.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Poster design I did a while back to express some feelings about GenAI. My feelings have remained the same.
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