Reposted by PryBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Treat your woman like a princess (marry her off to an inbred duke to secure a military alliance) 262671235
Reposted by Pryprezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 29/11/2024youre based or whatever but incredibly annoying and i hope you die 1430223
Reposted by Pryceej @ceej.online · 25/11/2024hidden three taps deep in every young man’s cell phone is a twelve leg parlay with significant undertones of scientific racism 1022519
Reposted by Pryeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The only way for drake to claw himself out from the bottom of this well is to make a ska record 6091457
Reposted by PryAlex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024You used to call me on my self-own 103121452832
Reposted by PryYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/11/2024big day coming up for people who like dinner 633972588
Reposted by Pryonion person @junlper.beer · 26/11/2024while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife, 1589028590
Reposted by Pryceej @ceej.online · 25/11/2024I'm practicing levels of haterism virtually unknown to the normal person. I'm in a fight with a songbird 1829952
Reposted by Pryceej @ceej.online · 24/11/2024In the center of the Zone is the Room, inside of which lies the thing you most desire (hot dog that regenerates every time you take a bite) 2351352
Reposted by Pryleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈 me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃 me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real 141187882384
Reposted by PryKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 18/11/2024I don’t need to go on social media to have my worldview challenged I am in theoretical physics I have a new existential crisis daily 363265922012
Reposted by PryPissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 15/11/2024List of Male Fidget Toys: - Cigarette lighter port - Tape measure - .22 Revolver cylinder 1011017
Reposted by PryLiv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024No one told me that in Megalopolis Shia LaBeouf/Clodius Pulcher attempts to frame Catilina/Adam Driver while crossdressing and says, out loud, that “revenge tastes best while wearing a dress” 51130730
Reposted by PryTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times 228142291481
Reposted by Pryterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me 4693783336