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Pry

@pryingaa.bsky.social
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i believe that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Treat your woman like a princess (marry her off to an inbred duke to secure a military alliance)
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
youre based or whatever but incredibly annoying and i hope you die
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/11/2024
hidden three taps deep in every young man’s cell phone is a twelve leg parlay with significant undertones of scientific racism
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The only way for drake to claw himself out from the bottom of this well is to make a ska record
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You used to call me on my self-own
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
big day coming up for people who like dinner
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/11/2024
while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/11/2024
I'm practicing levels of haterism virtually unknown to the normal person. I'm in a fight with a songbird
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/11/2024
In the center of the Zone is the Room, inside of which lies the thing you most desire (hot dog that regenerates every time you take a bite)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈 me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃 me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 18/11/2024
I don’t need to go on social media to have my worldview challenged I am in theoretical physics I have a new existential crisis daily
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Pissvortex @pissvortex.gorillaradio.show · 15/11/2024
List of Male Fidget Toys: - Cigarette lighter port - Tape measure - .22 Revolver cylinder
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
No one told me that in Megalopolis Shia LaBeouf/Clodius Pulcher attempts to frame Catilina/Adam Driver while crossdressing and says, out loud, that “revenge tastes best while wearing a dress”
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me
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