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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 8h

My ten year old Microsoft surface is s t r u g g l i n g to run Penguin Colony, which is causing some unintended additional lovecraftian shit on top of everything else

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Made steak for the first time in my life and everyone liked it

Cartoon reaction image of a person smiling and batting their eyelashes

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Talk to text is great because babies take two hands but talk to text is horrible because it can't spell and makes me look stoopid

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Minneapolis why are the spiders here so fucking big

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

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Enabuns✍🏼 @enabuns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

MuPITTS. That's it, that's the tweet 😬 #thepittfanart #ThePitt #Muppets

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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

please help… my son…

photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms

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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh no 😔 it's been raining so much the worms are popping up out of the dirt

Photo of sour gummy worms scattered on the sidewalk

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Taught V about bonking people in the head with a cardboard tube, and while it took me a moment to realize I was teaching her that hitting people = fun, thus far she exclusively self-bonks

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Mom @milph.mom · 19/09/2026

Learning where most of Shogun was shot.

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I did not enjoy the experience of watching the Resident Evil movie

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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH?
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE?
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE?
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?

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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tis wet and dreary, perhaps time for the yearly rewatch of The Ghost and Mrs Muir

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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Maybe if they let the transgenders play sports, they'll be too tired to stalk their prey in the night

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So very despondent I haven't run into the resident tyrannosaurus yet

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If I ever get bottom surgery im gonna have "ceci n'est pas une pipe" tattooed above it

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Neal @nskorpen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Seen in south Minneapolis

Photo of a public mailbox with the words “this machine kills fascists” printed on the front

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

50 degrees this morning and me + the toddler only people in jackets #ohfuck

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Cold Crash Pictures @coldcrashpics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Aaaand it's up! Allow me to introduce you to the world's very first dinosaur film—now available to the public for the first time!

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Saurian Cinema: Introducing the World's First Dinosaur Film

YouTube video by coldcrashpictures

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

60 degrees this morning and me + the toddler only people in jackets #ohno

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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

AI bro (talking to a friend after listening to Teddy Ruxpin for five minutes): "So it turns out stuffed animals are alive."

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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.

Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and white

Center square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettes

Block of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in marker

Carol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

[Through gritted teeth] the time will pass anyway. The time will pass anyway. The time will pass anyway.

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hashtag survived the Minnesota State Fair

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Missus Moon thank you for getting silly with it

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

An attempt at eclipse photography

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Bluesky Users 🚩🚩🚩 DO NOT FALL FOR ENGAGEMENT BAIT 🚩🚩🚩

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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed.

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The release of Lucifer derailed the productivity of the high school orchestra for several days

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

🎶Metaphor alert🎶

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Andrew Curry @andrewcurry.com · 11/08/2026

The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org

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Shattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet

“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder

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Jack Nicholls @jackwnicholls.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

NEW VIDEO: Box of Broken Nails is a short 30 minute horror game about an impossible door that appears in your house, and something is knocking, banging against it, trying to break in. And I have played it for over 40 hours. youtu.be/9hHkQy-RrmU

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Box of Broken Nails - A Small Game To Lose Your Mind To

YouTube video by Power Pak

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clever nickname @proudancestor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I just googled and I have officially been married longer than the confederacy was around Neat!

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