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Proditorious Vermonster

@proditorious.bsky.social
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Analyst/Educator/EdD Student trying his best to work through the noise of 1000 leaf blowers Posting education, highered admin, unhinged data takes, & the joy of being a dad. Coastal Connecticut. Vermont when possible. #IRWaterCooler #academicsky #edusky

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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s so cute when gmail lets me know I have “99+” unopened emails in the app banner. My sweet child. There are over 9000 unopened emails and I will never open them.
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
If your underwear gives you a wedgie completely on its own, that means you have agentic underwear.
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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"The Simpsons": Bart looking sad and used and lonely after saying his catchphrase, which his class & teacher peer-pressured him into saying - they're now going wild in excitement, throwing their arms in the air, Ms. Krabbappel included
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
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reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Ack
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Abby @arobertswrites.com · 26/12/2025
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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Ink Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Songs don’t save the world. They save people. …And people do the rest.
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Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The War on Christmas™️ has been a complete failure this year.
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This #Michigander Christmas song is a total bummer. I love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKr-...
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Michigander - Not So Merry Christmas (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MichiganderVEVO
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Navis @navigz.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
do you ever feel very intelligent when you catch song samples on the fly
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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a man in a red and black uniform is standing in a room and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a red and black uniform is standing in a room and looking at the camera .
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Quick question: is higher education a) a Rube Goldberg machine for sorting humans into a class structure b) an upskilling program for future job havers c) a way to armor a person’s mind & soul for an unpredictable/volatile world d) a adult daycare that funds research e) something else?
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
At this point the only way to get my inbox down to zero would be to switch jobs.
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
We are waaaaaaaay overdue for a very frank conversation about what exactly we are supposed to be getting out of listening to Radiohead
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is such a massive bummer
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
is there a *mr* information?
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Chris Mooney @chriskmooney.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My body is a machine that turns “you saying a sentence with the slightest passing resemblance of a song lyric” into “me interrupting the conversation to sing that line of the song”
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque: "This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it.  August 2019. 415ppm CO2"
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Also. Here’s a pink snail that dances around your face that you didn’t ask for. We didn’t give you agency over your profile decoration because we think people really don’t like to make choices about how they present them selves to strangers and friends. Bang up job #discord lol
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
They don’t want you to know this, BUT if you don’t like a piece of candy in an assortment you don’t have to eat it. Lemon Starbursts? - throw em out. Yellow Sour Patch Kids? - in the bin. Even your Regular Kids - don’t like one? Drop him off at the bus stop.
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Alright. I’m just gonna say it. There’s too many kinds of Doritos.
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Ye Olde Punk @nehoc.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.
youtu.be
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
how to bbq ribs on warp core
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Libby Hill @libbyhill.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Instead of “two trains” math problems they should have kids solving Thanksgiving oven sharing math problems. Give them something they’ll use.
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
4 out 10 ten Americans don’t recognize when people in their own party are doing this
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Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Leaving a burning paper bag full of good vibes on my neighbors porch.
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David✶🇬🇹 @vuc.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Feeling nostalgic for that brief moment in my life when I thought everyone around me might die from a once in a century plague, and I reacted by asking strangers to risk their lives to bring meatballs to my house in the middle of the night. I would also wipe my groceries with a bleach solution.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 21/11/2025
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ... ... listen to Steve Wozniak.
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Beck Jones @beckjoneshere.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
#onthisday in 1820, the Essex whaling ship was sunk by a sperm whale 2,000 miles from land. The story inspired Melville; Nathaniel Philbrick's prize winning non-fiction account, In the Heart of the Sea, was adapted by Ron Howard 10 years ago. Below, a news account. #booksky #writers #moviesky
Lithograph illustration of ship being rammed by a whale. Text below is "THE ESSEX STRUCK BY A WHALE."  "She dashed her head against the ship's side and so broke it in that the vessel filled rapidly."
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
My buddy forgot his backpack and we had to double back a few miles. I wish I was the Dad who just said: “Mistakes happen. Try not to make it a habit, bud.” Instead I am the Dad who says “[5 min of uncomfortable silence]…Mistakes happen. Try not to make it a habit, bud.”
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
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Crystal Lewis @cghlewis.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Great resources in this list! And I'd like to add that Data Management in Large-Scale Education Research (an open access book that also addresses data management specifically for researchers) is another good one to check out! 😊 datamgmtinedresearch.com
datamgmtinedresearch.com
Welcome | Data Management in Large-Scale Education Research
This is the in-progress version of Data Management in Large-Scale Education Research.
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chillwig @chillwig.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
don’t base your whole identity on a jamband that peaked in the 90s.
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
“The menu is not the meal”
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Jeff Greene @jeffgreene.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I was impressed w/the thoughtful design of this meta-analysis of teacher professional development intervention effects on student achievement. Overall effect was pretty small (Hedges g = .09); the moderators suggest the effect was present only in optimal conditions. #PsychSciSky #AcademicSky #EduSky
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(When) Do Teacher Professional Development Interventions Improve Student Achievement? A Meta-analysis of 128 High-Quality Studies
Enormous sums of money are spent worldwide on teacher professional development (TPD), seeking to optimize the quality of in-service teachers’ teaching…
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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I really need to get to bed, but I just poked my head out the back door again. This is the view from my deck. All of this is looking south. When the geomagnetic storms are like this, the oval overshoots me and stretches into the US, which is why so many are seeing it tonight. #aurora
A bright red glow reaches up into the darkness, illuminating the silhouettes of tall slightly scraggly, spruce treesSwirls of green and red light sweep down from the sky, lighting up the forest and contrasting against the Stark silhouettes of treesDramatic swirls of green and red light swirl down from the middle of the sky, starkly contrasting against the bear of Poplar, tall Spruce trees.Still more dramatic curtains of light sweep down from above in sheets of green and red. The tall bear poplars and spruce spires our starkly silhouetted.
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Sometimes my #data work is very complex. Today, however, was an easy one. All I needed was: 1. My BI tool of choice #Tableau 2. A list of comma separated values 3. A few vlookups 4. And the restraint to not throw myself off a bridge
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Raul Pacheco-Vega @raulpachecovega.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
“Perfectionism is the voice of the oppressor, the enemy of the people. It will keep you cramped and insane your whole life, and it is the main obstacle between you and a shitty first draft." -- Anne Lamott #AcWri #GetYourManuscriptOut #AmWriting #WritingSky #AcademicSky
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It bothers me to no end that I can’t use DB as shorthand for dashboard because then the data engineers will be all “DB is shorthand for Database”and they’re right.
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Proditorious Vermonster @proditorious.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
#academicsky Have you seen any good comparisons in the lit of formal/traditional education vs. education/learning that happens in other non-traditional spaces?
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Modern Life (digital, 2025)
The side of a Planet Fitness gym with the shadow of a McDonald’s sign cast onto it.
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