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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

lmaoooo uhc did something so bold-facedly evil about my anesthesia claim that the provider felt sorry for me and covered the cost themselves. insane!

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

i got a tetanus shot and within three weeks my spine collapsed in on itself (unrelated). now im partially paralyzed. do we think i have the juice for a right wing grift arc

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I’ve toiled over my Muppet Nosferatu screenplay but the cowardly Mr. Kermit Frog refuses to answer my numerous letters

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

in a time where health insurance company PR is already so bad that the most common reaction to the CEO murder was a shrug, sending out an $8000 claim denial on Christmas Day is objectively insane for UHC to do lol

screenshot of explanation of benefits stating that an $8000 charge has been denied. The date on the notice is 12/25

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

enjoying a refined breakfast of various Old Milks™️

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

🎶olives for baby! and yes it’s quite alright to feed him olives although he’s just a tyke!🎶

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

lmao holy shit just saw my first “deny defend depose!” graffiti hell yeah

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

the type of shit im on

picture of a tv screen with the YouTube homepage displayed. The first recommended video has a thumbnail that shows two shrimp with the caption “two hours of shrimplicity”. The video is from Monterey bay aquarium and is titled “2 hours of chill shrimp to work/study/relax | Lofi Hip Hop”

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

equal parts enthralled and perplexed by this coloring page my mom printed from her local paper and its indecipherable “Oh, you turkey?” caption

a completed coloring page with a cartoon turkey participating in a 5k. The turkey has a duck bill for some reason??? The caption says “Oh, you turkey?” Which appears to be a phrase that no one has ever uttered

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

4k restoration screening of the fall (2006) at my local indie triplex? guess I have no choice but to spend my thanksgiving eve emotionally devastated

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

So many internet activities are fishing coded - instagram REELS - podCASTING - STREAMing - catFISHing deep down we yearn for the peace and tranquility of open water

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/11/2024

first time my bread dough fails to rise: well gosh, maybe the water temp was too cool? did i add too much flour? i probably didn't let it rest long enough. is salt supposed to go in that early? second time my bread dough fails to rise: this is because i am Evil

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

everyone’s single in the physical therapy gym

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

a man at this cafe was telling his friend about the horrible book he’s reading without mentioning a title. He described its various faults for five minutes then just casually dropped that the book happened to be L Ron Hubbard’s Dianetics

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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

there’s a truck outside with a sticker that says ‘defund paw patrol’

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 16/11/2024

for personal reasons, I will be slipping into the forest in the dead of night

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caleb regular @proboyotic.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

taking pup play to the next level by having my puppygirl diagnosed with hip dysplasia

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

*getting attacked by a shark* awww he must smell my shark

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

if you ask a white person how it’s going and they say “it’s going,” they are having a rough time. but if they answer “livin’ the dream,” they need an immediate mental health intervention

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